Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jessica Messica has a stream coming up that is titled "@QueenCobraJAB TALKING TO A NEW MAN & @KingCobraJFS GETS A GIFTS FROM A FANGIRL... IS IT OVER?"


Apparently Jessica was on stream reconnecting with some guy she claims she hadn't talked to in 20 years. Between that and Cobra saying his "birthday sucked" there may be some trouble in paradise.
 
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A lot of these trailer parks are pretty strict with the upkeep of the trailer lots. I hear that properly maintaining a trailer residence isn't that easy, that means for Cobes it's mission impossible. Our Cobro might stay out of trouble with Clint coming regularly for the maintenance, but if that disgusting parasitic overgrown tapeworm comes down for a visit then it's all over. I can imagine her strolling around the trailer park with one tit hanging out, a bottle of vodka in one hand; she'll end up pissing on some poor kid's head and get arrested and Cobes will be thrown out of the trailer and into a dumpster.
 
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Do you want to know what Cobra's pozloading my neghole trolls look like when they aren't hiding behind a twitter handle? Let me introduce you to Gary Richard Koopman aged 31, from Ohio. A Kiwi farms user going by the name @Koop . Koop has been pozloading my neghole on Discord and running gayops with a zoo sadist pedophile known as Annacondasin. After antagonizing the farms when his pet cow got a thread the race was on to dox him. Today his full dox is posted in the Anna thread and while we were digging we discovered he has a history with our boy Cobes and Daniel Larson. Koops the type of troll to spend hours nightly on Discord encouraging extreme fucked up fetishes in a woman with 75IQ and pretends he's only ever joined the Discord once. Anna talking about Cobra lead us to find her and Koops and I'm inclined to think he's the one who told Anna to try Cobra's foodhack and upload the burning video the day after. As Anna's head wrangler he was manipulating her into being more public and probably was the one who tried to get her involved with Cobra. This sicko works as a guidance counciller at schools and he's very bad at covering his tracks.

Better not run a gayops on Discord BOY
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Potion_Time said:
The cool S cock and balls is genuinely one of the most retarded and unique things Cobes ever made. Things like that are why he's so unique in the lolcow space.
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He even wrote a song about it in his early days called "My Simble".
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Do you want to know what Cobra's pozloading my neghole trolls look like when they aren't hiding behind a twitter handle? Let me introduce you to Gary Richard Koopman aged 31, from Ohio. A Kiwi farms user going by the name @Koop . Koop has been pozloading my neghole on Discord and running gayops with a zoo sadist pedophile known as Annacondasin. After antagonizing the farms when his pet cow got a thread the race was on to dox him. Today his full dox is posted in the Anna thread and while we were digging we discovered he has a history with our boy Cobes and Daniel Larson. Koops the type of troll to spend hours nightly on Discord encouraging extreme fucked up fetishes in a woman with 75IQ and pretends he's only ever joined the Discord once. Anna talking about Cobra lead us to find her and Koops and I'm inclined to think he's the one who told Anna to try Cobra's foodhack and upload the burning video the day after. As Anna's head wrangler he was manipulating her into being more public and probably was the one who tried to get her involved with Cobra. This sicko works as a guidance counciller at schools and he's very bad at covering his tracks.

Better not run a gayops on Discord BOY
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You know, maybe he was onto something when he called his troles sickos.
 
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Jobama said:
I have no idea who drew them but it would be cool to get the guy who made all the little icons for the CWCKI do some for all the charecters in the CobraverseView attachment 6058455

Do you have a video of this? I can't find anything about this hat anywhere.
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Okay, I got:
Clint
Nal
Shon
Various hats I saw in the Snake Bones on fashion
Thee chairs I've seen in videos.
Is there a good, comprehensive list somewhere?

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Dope Cat said:
I hear that properly maintaining a trailer residence isn't that easy
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>the trailer residence in question
Sometimes I think a few of you are even more regarded than Cobes is. It's a 25 year old shitbox already, don't let the beautifully maintained lawn and exterior fool you. Clint might even have to take his shirt off when he stops by 3 times a year for 20 minutes to mow all 24sqft of grass, wouldn't want papanips to break a sweat!
 
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crying and shidding said:
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>the trailer residence in question
Sometimes I think a few of you are even more regarded than Cobes is. It's a 25 year old shitbox already, don't let the beautifully maintained lawn and exterior fool you. Clint might even have to take his shirt off when he stops by 3 times a year for 20 minutes to mow all 24sqft of grass, wouldn't want papanips to break a sweat!
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Wings has lived in one his whole life and it hasn't collapsed (even under his weight the floor hasn't given in). Cobes will be fine lol
 
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UncommonParlence said:
I miss the green hydrocephaly helmet. The one he wears to battle can openers and ride bike, weather permitable.
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I was actually considering making the helmet before, and wasn't sure. But it's an easy sprite, so I digress.
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Have some hats. (I hadn't made the helmet when I slapped these together)
And there's one hat that's unused, it's like a genetic cowboy hat.
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Chairs!
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