Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

I know it's an incredibly low bar, but when Nick's not absolutely trashed he almost looks like he won't die.

The nigger looks like he drank out of the wrong grail.

Called out top balldo washers Megan Fox and Jew Logic.

Ryan the Non Editing Editor and the Kike Scumbag Layer DUI Guy.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Personal Noseguard Shoutouts from Nick:

Good Lawgic
Megan Fox
DUI Guy
Ryan the Editor
Viva and (specifically) Barnes
Coomalot
Uncivil Law/Kurt (even though he has changed his position)
Lead Attorney

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He totally threw shade at Legal Mindset and thought he was so clever.

What a snake.

 

[Twinkletard]

It's like he just won an academy award the way he's thanking everyone

 

[ghastlyretard]

The shit he's been on, does any of it hurt your eye sight in a significant way? Like, I've used a standing desk to do stuff. I didn't need to stand in front of a 75" television to see the shit in front of me.

 

[Father Balldo]

There will be no bodycam footage.
There will be no trial.
Nick will never stream again.

It's over.

It's so over..

He's gonna stream tonight, per the notification I just got.
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We are so back.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Personal Noseguard Shoutouts from Nick:

Good Lawgic
Megan Fox
DUI Guy
Ryan the Editor

I didn't hear it. Did he shout his best buddy Barnes?

 

[Phil Leotardo]

Has balldoman ever worn a button up on stream?

 

[4090 Chad]

I bet the new "mirror" setup is suppose to be a subtle way for him to try and refute the corner demon.

If this is the new permanent setup, I can’t wait for what will be caught on one of his displays by accident.

 

[homofagget420]

The shit he's been on, does any of it hurt your eye sight in a significant way? Like, I've used a standing desk to do stuff. I didn't need to stand in front of a 75" television to see the shit in front of me.

Pretty sure alcohol is not great for your eyes?

 

[Mouse Cop]

I don't think that's a mirror behind him, it looks like a big window. Like a bay window. You can kind of see a flower through it.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

If you find yourself thinking that Nick doesn't look as bad as he did on the last stream, just know you have the lighting to thank for that.

And also he probably had a 4 hour long shower recently.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's prepared for this one, maybe even practiced what he was going to say.

First time he's practiced anything in a long long time.

 

[Chibitzen]

Is this where the Jim Jones arc begins?

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

The Ralphamale comes through! Ralphamale W! SUFFAH REKIETA!

MR. MANCHESTER, DAT'S NAWT TROO! AH BET IT WAS YOO THAT SNIPED THAT STREAM YOU GODDAMNED PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER1
ENJOY PRISON @Mr. Manchester-child

 

[feral cat #6385]

Yes please go after the search warrant. It will work out as well as the Vic Lasagna case.

 

[Red flaming panda]

>Legal Mindset, Legal Mindset

 

[Fapcop]

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and here...we...go.

Well would you look at that! Nick looking all professional in his spiffy blue dress shirt!

Too bad the new studio looks like shit and it looks like he’s in a kitchen or some shit.

What even are those reflections?!?

 

[200MB]

Nick says he somehow still has no time to do anything. LMAO

 

[Gorton Colu]

He's prepared for this one, maybe even practiced what he was going to say.

First time he's practiced anything in a long long time.

His eyes are still darting everywhere. Shifty look.