Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Ahhh. I just can't wait for August!

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Not to mention I've been lurking here before you were even old enough to use the internet; and the Chan's before then.

It's okay kid. The first time I used "us" at this site I was deservedly admonished, and after that I sperged something about being a lurker since ancient times just like you.

But sometimes at life you gotta take the L and move on. Don't be like Nick boyo. Take your blame, and move on.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

>wears dress shirt, combs what little hair left
>stands during stream, see i'm a stand up guy
>does stream in front of windows, see i'm transparent
>puts booze in monster rehab can, wink wink
>goes to cocaine shit cave, to retrieve puppers of course

i'm so much smarter than everyone!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I totally agree - I had a serious fall last year which resulted in a textbook 'fight obtained' black eye. I can't even count the amount of people who asked me "Holy shit! Who punched you?". People need to realize that black eyes are more commonly caused by things other than fights and violence. I think people are so hyped up over this whole situation with Nick that they are prone to jumping to the wildest of conclusions for everything. The man needs to be given the benefit of the doubt for at least some things; lest we be seen as overexaggerating haters jumping to the zaniest of conclusions. People will stop taking us seriously. It diminishes the real extremities that this clown has brought upon himself and dem keedz.

You know what group of adults is especially prone to mystery bruises, broken bones, etc.? Stumbling drunks, especially when also out of their mind on drugs.

You obviously don't know what Nick's bond terms are or have even read them (which I suggest you do). There is a court appointed agent living with him. He has eyes on him 24/7. Nick isn't slurring his words, isn't stumbling around, is looking healthy.... Yet you clowns spout, "HE HAFFV DA ALCOROHOL IN E' ENIGERY DRIEANK CANNN!! WAAAAHHHHH".

You guys obviously have no idea what 'Court Appointend Surveillance Agent' even means do you? I suggest you read the actual stipulations in Nick's case and law on this matter.

You linked a memorandum of law filed by Steve Quest in a civil suit. Where are the stipulations from Nick that in a year when Nick will be arrested for felony drug possession he agrees he will have a "Court Appointend [sic] Surveillance Agent" living with him while out on bond? Is it the part written in invisible ink?

And what do the requirements for applying to be an approved bond/surety agent in MN have to do with anything?

I eagerly await your clarifications.

 

[Particle Bored]

It's not cool to discriminate against another user based on their account age.

can someone please teach me how to upload images that don't get stuck as seperate thumbnails on my posts?

Not to mention I've been lurking here before you were even old enough to use the internet;

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Does substance abuse lead to one sided facial sag though because that's what I'm seeing.

Hemiparesis in the face (one-sided facial drooping) can come from long term drug abuse, notably alcohol, due to neuropathy. If that were the case, though, you would see a lot more confounding factors that aren’t present.

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Here's a question. I know @Null is saying that Nick speaks different to how he did before and he's damaged his brain.

Looking at his face here, does anyone else think he may have had a stroke at some point? The right side of his face appears to be sagged.

(I'm sorry for being a high res phone poster, Josh.)

Based on a single frame from a video is basically impossible to tell, but that does not look like notable facial dropping to me. When you see it, it is very noticeable.

I’m pretty sure the Monsters was just whisky poured into cans, if not him doing a gay pantomime where he drinks an empty can to throw off trolls or maybe he is just drinks 3 cans of energy drinks at 10:15 PM.

He does try to throw the thread off. He’s done it before and created false narratives to try to discredit us because then he can point to a lie he made up and laugh. He called out @Himedall All-seeing Waifu by name in the Locals before. He’s aware that the farms had documented his fuck ups.

I’ll admit I was probably the first person to allege that I thought he let his dog die or his pets. I’m wrong (unless schizophrenic theory that he bought a dog to throw people off is correct, but probably no).
I think the dog thing is mostly something to discredit the thread because it was me theorizing because there was no mention of the dog in the police report. Nick’s going to cling to that minor detail rather than acknowledge that Kayla is rail thin as well.

I don’t know why he wouldn’t give the kids the dog though. You’d think the kids would want their dog during a time like this.

Nick substantiated Aaron’s claim of the dog living in their bathroom, though. Which is a very odd place for a dog to live unless Aaron is correct that the dog is not house trained and shits everywhere.

 

[FedPostalService]

Has any stopped to think how poor Mandy is dealing with all this?

 

[Aquilla]

Nick substantiated Aaron’s claim of the dog living in their bathroom, though. Which is a very odd place for a dog to live unless Aaron is correct that the dog is not house trained and shits everywhere.

It almost comes off like they got the dog on a whim or exclusively for the kids and kinda hate him, hence never spending time with it and leaving it locked away somewhere. At the very least, Nick hates the dog judging by how he was talking about him on last nights stream.

 

[DienoEnneCalah]

 

[Sharpeteer]

Watching this I just wanna see the original film you pulled all the footage from. I recognize some stuff from Kingdom of Heaven.

Kingdom of Heaven, Outlaw King, The Last Duel

Has any stopped to think how poor Mandy is dealing with all this?

This would be the perfect opportunity for Dan to come here, and dump all the texts, conversations, everything.

In fact, I would even welcome him here if he were to do so. His saga with Nick is still my favorite as it stands.

It almost comes off like they got the dog on a whim or exclusively for the kids and kinda really like him, hence never spending time with it and leaving it locked away somewhere. At the very least, Nick hates the dog judging by how he was talking about him on last nights stream.

I really hate bad pet owners. Dogs, cats, small critters are powerless in an abusive or neglectful living situation, and there is no way they can possibly do anything to protect themselves. I'm sure @FROG could come up with a totally reasonable way, as victim blaming is the Comicsgate way, but no reasonable person could.

The only way to get them out is if they somehow manage to escape by running away, and then they're at the mercy of the rest of the world, or somebody makes a report and they get taken away.

Him murdering the critters in such a needlessly cruel way was bad, and knowing he has a dog in the house. I don't like that.

 

[Swole McPole]

know some users like to hate on Turkish Tom but I think he does a great job at explaining convoluted drama at a reasonable amount of time.

It's not so much that we hate on him. I think people just think he produces a mediocre product that's primarily gained from reading the first kiwifarm post on whatever lolcow he happens to be covering this week.

 

[Captain Manning]

You linked a memorandum of law filed by Steve Quest in a civil suit. Where are the stipulations from Nick that in a year when Nick will be arrested for felony drug possession he agrees he will have a "Court Appointend [sic] Surveillance Agent" living with him while out on bond? Is it the part written in invisible ink?

And what do the requirements for applying to be an approved bond/surety agent in MN have to do with anything?

I eagerly await your clarifications.

He's a moron. Possibly from Reddit, Nick's Locals, or some other low IQ shithole.

Ignore him. Report him. Move on. That's what Null said to do in this thread back in November.

There's probably gonna be WAY more of this as Nick flails around, working to whip the Balldo Brigade into a frenzy, to try and save his dying online career. All mods on KF apparently have moderation privs over the Balldo subforum in anticipation of this.

 

[Harm]

It's not so much that we hate on him.

Some of us absolutely do hate him, but I think we're the vast minority.

All mods on KF apparently have moderation privs over the Balldo subforum in anticipation of this.

Bless those busy bees working to keep our special new subforum safe and sound.

 

[Major]

The guys at kino casino said on a clip that the bodycam footage will be released soon.

Is this true? I've been out of the loop recently.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Absolutely riveting stream snipe ralph lmao. What a fat insipid lazy southern retard

He barely even counts as a Southern retard, for all his West Memphis upbringing.
We found out a while ago the Ralphs are a family of Carpetbaggers that fought for the damn Union.

My dad drove 80 miles one day.

Uphill. In the snow.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Cool comeback stream. Very informative, very entertaining. On an unrelated note, has he gotten around to answering Null's challenge to consent to the release of the bodycam footage?

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

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Whoa Nick! Way to call out Drexel!

 

[ThriceBakedPotato]

You have convinced me. This is dark, manipulative, and probably true, perfectly Nick. I am now shutting down my devices and touching grass for the rest of the day.

Godspeed, I wish you an expeditious recovery.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Cool comeback stream. Very informative, very entertaining. On an unrelated note, has he gotten around to answering Null's challenge to consent to the release of the bodycam footage?

He isn't going to risk addressing that unless someone superchats / Tips it at him. And even then he'll give a non-answer, "Oh did he I didn't see that????" before moving on quickly to the next chat.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

It seems the dog may have come into contact with a certain substance as well.

God look at the hate in the mans eyes
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He looks like a fucking movie villain.
"That's a beautiful dog you got there, bet you love him a lot, eh?"