Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

There is a court appointed agent living with him. He has eyes on him 24/7.

Gonna need a source for that absolute ass pull you just made up or I'll be forced to confirm you're as big a faggot as everyone says?
Where's your source for that?
Because that's the first I've heard.
In fact I've never heard of a "court appointed agent" living with an adult on bail facing charges.
The fuck are you on it must be good shit?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I think it makes sense to have a belt and suspenders approach on this kind of thing. I'm entirely aware sometimes even something like a single anonymous report can add up to probable cause, but actually being able to throw in expert testimony (even though a normal person could tell Nick was blasted out of his gourd) that's probably admissable at trial is even better.

Sure, true, more is doubtlessly better. Especially with a defendant who clearly will challenge everything. But they had a mandated reporter who is a pastor, so for purposes of hearsay on that part of it, he should be easily considered reliable (and he was relating what 4 different people (including at least one other mandated reporter with experience with children) had observed as to Nick's and Kayla's appearance and behavior over time/ or who related what young children said to her. And the cop had his own observations as to Rekieta's appearance/demeanor, on that stream and over time, and he was acquainted with Nick, having interacted previously. The cop had experience with drugs and related appearance behavior, and he not only observed the plus the white stuff under the nose after a break but the changed demeanor after. As a whole, not only would a reasonable person reasonably suspect drugs and possible neglect, but someone with actual experience actually did. I'm pretty sure even my 80 yo zero drug experience mother would draw the same conclusions based on the affidavit, which common-sense filter seems relevant per Gates.

You also don't really know in advance how much is not only going to be admissable, but persuasive. It's nice to have a number of people able to testify they saw the defendant intoxicated but even better to have him jabbering like a lunatic on video with white powder obviously on his nose.

There are thousands of people here who could testify to having seen his behavior for months on end. :-). But for real, there are 4 people noted in the affidavit who, of their own volition, spoke with their pastor about their concerns based on the Rekietas' appearance and demeanor through live observation (and/or on children's statements and appearances), and one trained LEO who investigated and saw even more, which, combined with his having interacted with Nick previously, meant he was able to marry his in-person awareness of Nick from some prior period with Nick's on-camera appearance and degradation over months.

Trying to think what judge would say, "not enough, get more viewers." (And tbh I'm sure at least the cop's boss saw some of it and said, you're right, go forward - but his/her agreement that shouldn't be needed to be included in the affidavit).

It's also not even hearsay in a relevant way, because it wouldn't be offered for the truth of (what the hell it was) Nick was saying, but instead simply as evidence of intoxication.

Agree. I was more focusing in my prior comment on the pastor's report of what his congregants had stated as the hearsay concern. I don't know (don't recall) if what Nick actually said is even suggestive of anything - I took the references to the stream as support for the cop's assessment that Nick was likely taking coke (at a home housing 5 children).

 

[????]

Can't speak for la cocaina, just booze. I've never been to a treatment center, but I've tapered myself once and quit cold turkey twice (which is a dumb idea if you drink a lot please don't do this get actual help).

Tapering is just drinking less and less each day, it's not to get drunk necessarily, but to stave off the detrimental effects of alcohol withdrawal (ex: day 1 of your taper you drink 23 beers instead of the full 24 pack, then 22 the next day, then 21, etc. etc.). You have to have a lot of self control to do this, which is why most people choose cold turkey or go into an actual program.

Cold turkey is usually a nightmare, but it depends on how much booze you've been drinking and how long you've been doing it for.

I had brain fog, shakes so bad I couldn't walk, was constantly sweating, constantly dry-heaving, and couldn't keep any substantial amount of food or liquid down for the first few days. I was also having audio and visual hallucinations, imagining whole scenarios in my head that I thought were 100% real. Basically all the symptoms of Delirium Tremens.

I also couldn't sleep during this period, which probably doesn't help with the hallucinations. The best way I can describe it is if you've ever had a dream where you fell or tripped, and your body spazzed and you woke up? During withdrawal this happens every time your body gets close to entering REM sleep, so you never get any actual rest.

This cunt knows. It can be worse though, for example if your liver was torn to shreds in an unrelated event beforehand. After 2.5 years of hardcore alcoholism with at least a liter of vodka/whiskey/whateverliquor every day (taking swigs straight from the bottle after waking up and all), the last few resulting withdrawals (out of like a dozen at that point) left me completely immobilized and experiencing intense almost-lucid nightmares that seemingly last weeks whilst in reality you only get a couple minutes of sleep at best, waking up and wishing to never fall asleep again out of fear yet so desperately wanting to, physically. Actually experiencing time dilation in that manner for at least 48 hours was more horrifying than any 'bad' acid trip I've ever had. Fusing with the couch and sweat, puking up nothing for days and all that doesn't need to be mentioned in detail I suppose.
Lituhrally got myself a streak of white hair, like some weeb faggot, after one of the last withdrawals. I thought "getting scared into having gray hair instantly" was a meme before this. All that's left is a sacrificial brand for that struggler look and I'm set.
I've stopped cold turkey on March 21st, 2021. At that point I'd just immediately vomit if any alcohol was involved. Mere possibility of experiencing anything like that again is enough to make me never touch alcohol. Even thinking of alcohol still makes me nauseous instantaneously. I'd rather fucking drop dead than drink anything with ethanol in it. Don't need any convincing or motivation for that, self-inflicted torture and fear are plenty sufficient.

Seeing Nick drink the way he does only makes me think that he's going to kick the bucket if he's forced to go cold turkey. Not only has he surpassed my amounts from what I understand, he also does coke so I'm honestly impressed that he was capable of moving around and speaking while in jail. Is he really human?

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Nick's possible responses to his criminal charges:

1) Go pro se to fight the charges. This would be the funniest response.
2) Hire someone to fight the charges. He said he was hiring a lawyer last night, but I don't recall if he said he was fighting the charges. Also, Nick is a lying liar who lies.
3) Negotiate a plea deal. I think this is unlikely as a plea deal would give him a narcissistic injury.
4) Flee Minnesota. He could probably live on one dumpster torta a week.
5) Kill himself. If he lost access to his finances, I could see this as a possibility.

Is there a possibility I am forgetting?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

intense almost-lucid nightmares that seemingly last weeks whilst in reality you only get a couple minutes of sleep at best

Fun fact: A person who is chronically sleep-deprived can push it so far that they start having dreams while fully conscious. Nick added sleep-deprivation to his drug and alcohol addictions because why the fuck not? Imagine the insanity he comes out with when he’s NOT streaming.

Is he really human?

No, he’s dog shit.

 

[Anstiv]

Have you seen how Aaron treats his friends? That faggot brought on his disabled friend and read hate comments for $16 until his buddy had a full on mental break. Aaron calling anyone "friend" is a threat. I can't imagine to what extent he'd go to hurt someone he actually hated.

Holy shit that's fucking atrocious.

 

[Heed Not]

Better option would be to try and plea down to less than 25g's and get it out of felony ranges.

Nick is TWO levels deep onto felony charges. The threshold to get to a misdemeanor is under 10 grams. He's hovering right above the second level's threshold of 25. I don't anticipate a judge cutting a recalcitrant defendant a break of over half the coke he was caught with. If he pleas he might still catch a felony for 3rd degree but with a reduced parole duration. His replacement judge is hard on drug crime too

 

[The Internet Dick]

Then after that, take a conditional plea reserving the right to challenge the warrant again on appeal, and then just cope with however it goes on appeal.

This egomaniacal drunk has tricked himself into thinking he can win this. There's a fantasy playing in Rekieta's head right now where he not only beats the rap but--because of his amazing display of legal acumen and dazzling courtroom legerdermain--salvages his lucrative Internet Lawtube career and keeps his fellatio-crazy sidepiece on her knees in front of him forever. He can see it now: mountains of coke, rivers of fine whiskey, truckloads of Viagra. Cue Hans Zimmer triumphant crescendo. Roll end credits.

I simply can't imagine a reasonably capable prosecutor losing to this guy.

 

[Harm]

That said, drinking water isn’t the ultimate hydration source; even milk helps the body hold onto more water than pure water. Look into gel water if interested as well.

Interesting, thank for the heads up on this. I'll run this by a few people I know and trust on these matters. But yeah, we don't need to butter-dish this thread with elongated hydration talk.

3) Negotiate a plea deal.

I seriously hope it doesn't go this route because it'd be the most anticlimactic outcome imaginable.

 

[Captain Manning]

Better option would be to try and plea down to less than 25g's and get it out of felony ranges.

I have serious doubts that's even possible, my dude. Not when you read the law.

He's charged with second degree possession. To get it down to a fifth degree possession (a gross misdemeanor on a first offense), the amount of coke seized would have to be no more than 0.25 grams. Not TWENTY-FIVE grams. POINT TWO FIVE grams. A quarter of a single gram.

https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/152.025

That bag simply does not weight that much. Lol.

I think he could get it kicked down to third degree maybe (over 10 g of coke, but under 25 g), because the amount seized is right on the cusp, but that's still a felony.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I seriously hope it doesn't go this route because it'd be the most anticlimactic outcome imaginable.

While it wouldn't be fun, it would some form of admission of guilt, and he would be effectively asking for mercy.

Personally, I say it would be a victory lap still, but don't worry - he is such a stupid faggot eternal teenager that he will fight this all the way to the very end... by himself.

 

[Heed Not]

I have serious doubts that's even possible, my dude. Not when you read the law.

He's charged with second degree possession. To get it down to a fifth degree possession (a gross misdemeanor on a first offense), the amount of coke seized would have to be no more than 0.25 grams. Not TWENTY-FIVE grams. POINT TWO FIVE grams. A quarter of a single gram.

https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/152.025

That bag simply does not weight that much. Lol.

I think he could get it kicked down to third degree maybe (over 10 g of coke, but under 25 g), because the amount seized is right on the cusp, but that's still a felony.

Didn't realize ONLY fifth is a misdemeanor. Yeah, it's just not happening. Nick can either win the case in a reversal of Vic's fortune or eat a felony charge. There's no third option.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Is Nick just going to kill himself when he loses the case against him? Seriously, I get vibes that he's just going to delay it as much as he can, live it up, then take a whole bottle of pills the night before the trial.

Nick's more likely to down a bottle of whiskey than downing a bottle of pills.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Nick's possible responses to his criminal charges:

1) Go pro se to fight the charges. This would be the funniest response.
2) Hire someone to fight the charges. He said he was hiring a lawyer last night, but I don't recall if he said he was fighting the charges. Also, Nick is a lying liar who lies.
3) Negotiate a plea deal. I think this is unlikely as a plea deal would give him a narcissistic injury.
4) Flee Minnesota. He could probably live on one dumpster torta a week.
5) Kill himself. If he lost access to his finances, I could see this as a possibility.

Is there a possibility I am forgetting?

6.) In 2024 a cuck jumped bail for crimes he claims he didn't commit. He escaped to the Minnesota underground. Today he survives as a cuck of fortune. If you have a problem and anyone's help would do*, maybe you can hire the Law-Cuck. *A-Team theme song plays*

*must have massive amounts of cocaine and booze for payment.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Hey faggot @Nader el Shemmy we're still waiting.
Where's your source for this?

There is a court appointed agent living with him. He has eyes on him 24/7.

You can't just pull something like that out of your ass and tell us it's silver, where's the source?

What's your name on Nicks Locals btw?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Hey faggot @Nader el Shemmy we're still waiting.
Where's your source for this?

You can't just pull something like that out of your ass and tell us it's silver, where's the source?

What's your name on Nicks Locals btw?

He might have been thread banned.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He might have been thread banned.

Goddamn it I wanted that source or to hear him admit he made it up.

These Balldowashing retards think they can just pull anything put of their ass and have it taken as gospel.
He does shit like that in the same breath as accusing everyone else of making shit up.
It's fucking insulting.

 

[The_Red_Man]

It's not a Yerba (I know which beverage you're referring to); close, but it's a "Rehab Monster," it's what he drinks when he's "not drinking." He had them constantly during Sober (on streams) January. Here's the nutrition facts:

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This anorexic retard is drinking "lemonade tea" pumped full of NIACIN and CAFFEINE. That's roughly 2 cups of coffee worth of caffeine, a fucking diuretic which dehydrates you. He's constantly proving to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers to ever exist ever.

Why can't he just get autistic about coffee or brewed tea? Brew it yourself, review beans/teas, etc. Better for you than drugs and booze.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Hey faggot @Nader el Shemmy we're still waiting.
Where's your source for this?

He's um....he's busy with things

 

[AnOminous]

Staring the obvious, but Nick is going to severely fuck up being online so much and talking. He’s going to end up saying something he shouldn’t, and it’ll probably happen more than once.

Stuff he says is also likely to piss off the prosecutor. Now, that isn't supposed to affect anything and most of that kind of stuff will be inadmissable, but it's not like it will make it easier to make a deal when the time comes for that, and it probably will, unless Nick is sitting on some real bombshells.

Then there's the possibility that, not just being a hothead but also being an absolute retard, that he'll actually say something flat-out incriminating.