Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

After Nigel Farage quit as leader of UKIP and Brexit was won, UKIP's share of the vote dropped from 12.66% in the 2015 General Election to 1.8% in the 2017 General Election (the elections were only 2 years apart because David Cameron resigned as Prime Minister and the government decided to call another election), 1 YEAR BEFORE Sargon joined UKIP. So he didn't destroy any parties.

Thats better I guess, it's better to just be the "UKIP Rapeman" than the "UKIP Destroying Rapeman" although "UKIP Destroying Rapeman" does make him sound more metal.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

This hits me all the time, like the guys name has actually become: balldo. Not even "the balldo guy" like literally you just say balldo and people know who you mean. I don't know what I would do if I woke up one day and found my name is now balldo - a cross of balls and dildo. That is fucking crazy to think about, He will be more synonymous with the word than the weird sex toy itself at this point, and then you have that layer on top of him being the Christian lawyer guy before that. Life is crazy man.

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Im a balldo Mooorty! Big reveal!!!

I wonder what the company thinks about their flagship product being almost entirely associated with a boozehound cokehead failure.

 

[Honk Hill]

About 2 weeks ago I had no idea what a balldo is, now thanks to kiwifarms and Nick Rekieta I don't think I could be more enlightened to the sheer degeneracy of Ameriburger lolbertarian libertines.

If Hitler had won, sure we'd all be speaking German, but no man would need a balldo to be part of the master race.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This hits me all the time, like the guys name has actually become: balldo. Not even "the balldo guy" like literally you just say balldo and people know who you mean. I don't know what I would do if I woke up one day and found my name is now balldo - a cross of balls and dildo. That is fucking crazy to think about, He will be more synonymous with the word than the weird sex toy itself at this point, and then you have that layer on top of him being the Christian lawyer guy before that. Life is crazy man.

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Im a balldo Mooorty! Big reveal!!!

He did used to be "the Balldo Lawyer" at first but then calling Balldo a lawyer just didn't seem right or accurate, the guy can't even show up to represent "clients" or himself for a fucking speeding ticket, so now he's just plain Balldo.

 

[Kazukifaen]

He looks a little bit healthier but not much

but I'm suspicious of what was in that can of Monster Rehab

I think it's funny, because it's foreshadows to one of his potentially future arcs perfectly

Nick, if you don't fix your shit, (which you probably won't) you probably end up there or in jail.

 

[AltisticRight]

but outright dismissing peoples concerns about synthetic food additives just because the substances also occur naturally in trace amounts is making things too easy on yourself.

Yeah, I am going to dismiss it.
Eating too much vitamin C gummies can kill you. If we're going to call totally innocuous stuff dangerous simply because too much of it leads to issues, then we're truly fucked as a species. Even an animal knows to not eat too much of something, we're dominating the food chain yet we think people need to be warned against drinking 10 cans of sugary pop a day.
Someone nearly died after eating 20 apples.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away but 20 sends you to an ICU.
MSG should be used in moderation anyway, add a pinch. MSG isn't even that common in proper cooking, the umami taste can be achieved with natural ingredients.

Or you can "make your own MSG".

Spoiler: Off-topic

Get packs of small shrimp from an Asian grocery store, get dry mushrooms.
Hydrate shrooms, heat shrimp in a pan.
Transfer shrooms to an oven, ~100C for 3 hours or so.
Or use a baking tray because you suck and you use plastic coated pans and that's okay but MSG isn't.

Grind shrimps up with whatever method you like. I use a blender. Food processor or pestle & mortar all fine.
Do the same with the dried mushrooms, now mix the two.

100% natural MSG.

 

[LiquidKid]

After Nigel Farage quit as leader of UKIP and Brexit was won, UKIP's share of the vote dropped from 12.66% in the 2015 General Election to 1.8% in the 2017 General Election (the elections were only 2 years apart because David Cameron resigned as Prime Minister and the government decided to call another election), 1 YEAR BEFORE Sargon joined UKIP. So he didn't destroy any parties.

That’s cope. Farage openly stated he rejoined politics specifically because of people like Sargon in UKIP, and Sargon’s stupid takes and even stupider claims lead to ukip’s collapse. It’s true that they were already down bad. Which is why they had the smooth brain idea of “let’s get YouTubers in our party to get more votes.”
But to pretend like Sargon’s retardation didn’t kill the party is to sweep it up for him.

But again, not the Sargon thread. The only thing they have in common is that Sargon tried to mooch off Rekieta’s audience for a little while

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

You don't take the first plea deal they give you if it's going to land you in jail and have your law license yanked. I assume you've never been in trouble or know someone who has.

You're not at the used car lot. Many times the first offer is all you get.

 

[break these cuffs]

You're not at the used car lot. Many times the first offer is all you get.

I've negotiated more than enough extra good boy points in my life. I know what the fuck I'm doing.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

A question for the balldo historians. When did Nick begin wearing a ring on each finger?

A married friend of mine gets hit on more when they wear their ring. So, they brought up an interesting point about this.

At Nicks Age:
No rings- you’re a weirdo, or looking to get married
1 ring- you’re taken, but are a magnet for attention anyway
2 rings- it could mean anything, but you’re still a magnet for attention

Basically 2 rings means he can maintain plausible deniability on being married or not, which broadens his opportunities to swing and/or cheat.

If the two rings is relatively recent, it could’ve been another sign for the swinging. And it adds another layer of sleaze to Nick.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

https://support.locals.com/en/article/what-are-tiers-and-what-does-upgrading-my-community-plan-entail-q1555u/

Locals tiers:


Streaming limits:


The time limits don't match the 90 minute length, but maybe the support page isn't up-to-date. They don't say if you get downgraded when you lose subscribers either.

Was Nick streaming in 1080p?

I appreciate the check. It is probably the platform error. The stream playback is booked.

Nick doesn’t want to do live trial streams in the morning where he has to leave at 9am and again at 2pm. Except, why would he have to leave? He had to do that because of his kids, which are no longer a burden, at least in the short term.



Not an MD, but it really depends. Nick drank a lot, but I don’t think he was so deep in the sauce that he would face seizures from withdrawal.

What you would see is sweats from heat flashes, bouts of nausea, some shaking (typically in the hands), tachycardia (elevated heart rate) and generalized anxiety, depression and cravings. With cocaine, you have a lot of overlap with paranoia and possibly hallucinations being added into the mix.

Nick is back on Locals

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Unironically, the kids being gone is the best thing to happen for Nick's show schedule (according to him). He did not say that, but now all his excuses are gone.

Who will he blame next? The State?

Also, he doesn't seem terribly sad about it. He MIGHT be playing the celebrity line of 'don't show emotion or weakeness', but it makes him look heartless.

Well, he did say the state was telling to go and do certain things.

Like 'feed your kids'?

to be fair, he has gotten so hammered on stream that he started slurring his speech, and you could see his thought process slow down and deteriorate in real time.
people extrapolate from that: most people generally try to put on their best behavior and show themselves from their best side on camera. so if nick is willing to get that drunk on camera, just imagine how much more drunk he must be getting off camera!

except, now we know that he probably wasn't getting more drunk off camera, because he was doing coke instead. but the coke wasn't known about until relatively recently, he kept that a secret, so people were assuming that he was just gulping down the whiskey all day every day.

KarenFarms PWND! It was DRUGS not ALCOHOL!

@FROG is now suggesting it as a real possibility in his "blame the kids" routine.

The drugs and associated paraphernalia were found in the master bedroom. It's not worth debunking beyond that.

He is trying the Dick Masterson style of comedy.

They took his computers and screens. I'm going with that until someone proves me wrong.

Fair theory... Why would they do that beyond tossing the place and it being in general disarray? Nick is lazy enough to not want to redo cable management again.

Lol Andrew is thinking about suing. Good.

Barnes was the one who implied LM liked underaged girls, Not Nick.

Thanks, did he ever realize his mic sucks?

No.

There's no probably. He absolutely doesn't. That's not how that shit works. Neither the KC or Null said that. You are full of shit. Then you made this idiotic comment claiming the thread doesn't understand anything and needs to read up on Nick's case, and you link to Quest v Rekieta. That's Nick's ongoing civil defamation case.

This theory of a live-in state agent was floated on TISM by the Aussie or Dankula during the stream snipe of MLS's coverage of Nick's arraignment. (I've been working my way back through stream of the last 2 weeks to collect lore for the OP) It was someone who doesnt know how Ameucan courts work. They've probably done a drive-by summary of the case and are retarded.

Here's the great thing - I don't have to feel sorry for him, and I don't. He's not my family, he's not my friend. While I personally never reached out to him or talked to him (beyond a couple superchats many years ago), I know some people here did, and look what they got in return. His kids are away from him and Kayla, therefore, my concerns are resolved. I don't care how much he destroys himself at this point. He will kill himself in the end. Whether it's from overdose, drunkenly crashing his car, or he accidentally slips and falls in the prison shower.

As someone who DID reach out and was rebuffed, I agree with this 1.000.000%.

Maybe it is cynicism, but I've learned you CANNOT care about th problems of the world that you cannot fix. It will break you. This is the mindset that makes women think 'I can fix him'. It will be a soul suck that destroys you.

Focus on what you CAN fix. Find a supportive network who can support you as you support others who WANT to change.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

You're not at the used car lot. Many times the first offer is all you get.

I'm friends with QUITE a few ex cons, I know enough. Only under one circumstance was the first deal the best, and that was before they hit dude with an extra charge that made it worse.

I can see in rekieta's case, he may very well take the first offer before more shit on him is dug up; but then ive heard from the con himself where an attempted murder was negotiated into wanton endangerment and assault and ended with diversion (which is probation with automatic wiping of felonies upon conpletion).

I'm not just talking out of my ass and trying to discredit people, I'm speaking from facts. That it how you want to, my dude.


Edit- I'm fucking tired, 12 hour days, 6 days a week fucking sucks.

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

I wonder what the company thinks about their flagship product being almost entirely associated with a boozehound cokehead failure.

imagine the PR strategy meetings lol

 

[Pedophobe]

Catching up...

Nick is claiming to still have the medallion.

Of course. You can't just throw out a cursed idol, it doesn't work that way.

God look at the hate in the mans eyes

"Nobody move or the dog gets it"

aaron imacuck was allegedly/ supposedly boinking cracKayla, right?

why would he broadcast a message from his "soulmate" to the world?

Having the inside scoop is his meal ticket now.

This egomaniacal drunk has tricked himself into thinking he can win this

He probably thinks if the trial is livestreamed it will be the best career move he ever makes.

Nick Rekieta has no friends.

And doesn't want any. He could have been friends with the Imholtes but instead he had to try to induct them in his gay little proto-cult. Friends are no use to him, he wants dependents and hangers-on.

So Nick's trial will be in August, and he will be out and about until then or until he fucks up (likely)? Just to clarify.

I think the change of judges means there's currently no official start date scheduled, this will be fixed soon. But yeah he's out and proud until he does something to get himself arrested again.

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Now for my question: given the bodycam videos from inside the house are going to show clear evidence of drugs, guns and neglected children, would releasing them now be prejudicial to the defendants since potential members of the jury will likely see them?

 

[and six goriilion others]

My guess would be an uncharitable reading of "boy's room" and "girls' room" in Nick's insult.

This seems like a stretch, that's just Nick calling Mindset gay in a very gay way. Boy as in male.
Defamation is still tricky business, you don't always get a slamdunk because somebody is extremely clear in saying specific sexual acts with minors. Mindset is also a grifter, don't forget. Some of Nick's comments are probably right, I could believe Mindset has some gay tendencies.

 

[Pedophobe]

If Hitler had won, sure we'd all be speaking German, but no man would need a balldo to be part of the master race

Don't bet against the Germans when it comes to sexual degeneracy.

 

[break these cuffs]

Don't bet against the Germans when it comes to sexual degeneracy.

Now I want to the know the ridiculously long word for balldo in German.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Now I want to the know the ridiculously long word for balldo in German.

Hodenkäfig Impotenz Hilfe = testicle cage impotence aid

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

the only way to get rid of alcohol is to have a very religious society and a strong religious ban on alcohol, like islam, so everybody is indoctrinated from birth to reject alcohol as sinful and foforbidden.

Sorry for the off topic, but even this doesn't work as anyone who traveled middle eastern countries can attest to there are hidden bars all over in the back of normal shops like dry cleaners. I don't think there's any way to get rid of alcohol.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Now I want to the know the ridiculously long word for balldo in German.

Schlaffe Schwanzmaschine?

Spoiler: English Translation

"Limp Dick Machine" was the first thing off the top of my head.