Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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trash cat said:
How dumb can you get! Incredible.
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Riley is dumb by nature. But the one to really wonder about is the brains behind Riley. The Prom King back in Mission Control in LA. The guy who always thinks of himself as the smartest guy in the room.

Sending Riley back to Dallas to stalk Eric July when he already apparently has an outstanding warrant there and was warned twice by the police already. Then also not having any kind of plan to deal with him being arrested other than to bitch on twitter once Riley gets arrested.

Riley is locked up in the county jail. Mint is off her leash and running wild through the streets of Dallas. Dax is sending a rescue mission consisting of more retards to deal with the situation.

Not a good plan.
 
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Angry Crustacean said:
What is wrong with his eyes?
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Wouldn't be surprised if he's high, dilated pupils, so has to squint with a light in his eyes.

Strix454 said:
Riley is locked up in the county jail. Mint is off her leash and running wild through the streets of Dallas. Dax is sending a rescue mission consisting of more retards to deal with the situation.

Not a good plan.
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Just think of it as a retarded Metal Gear Solid.

Bird: Colonel Prom King, how do I contact Meryl Mint?
Dax: Check the men's room of the nearest porn theatre, her number should be written on the back of the stall door.
 
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Dick has lost every physical fight he's been in, right? He talks about fighting the way he talks about fat people while being fat so it got me thinking.

变性黑鬼 said:
Riley is Dax's drug dealer and this arrest finally affects him personally because he loses his extra-legal pharmacist
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I think it's the other way around. Dick Sella drugs in some capacity and Riley is his errand boy. He knows enough to sell out Dick so Dick basically has to help him.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Riley's info has been updated with mugshot photos from his arrest last night:
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On second thought I don't actually know whether the photos were taken last night or earlier today when he was transferred from the Carrollton jail to the Denton County one. It could be either I guess.
 
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Strix454 said:
Riley is locked up in the county jail. Mint is off her leash and running wild through the streets of Dallas. Dax is sending a rescue mission consisting of more retards to deal with the situation.
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I swear I’m not trying to sound like a depraved coomer but if Mint really is a sped autistic retard prostitute, do we know if she’s already turning tricks in Dallas to get money to rent a room for the meanwhile? She’s not gonna leave her pimp/handler behind and turn tail back to the Kentucky crack shack, and I’m sure she’s under orders from Dax to stay put.

I’m also sure he’s such a cheap degenerate bastard that he wouldn’t even give her a couple hundred to get a room for a few nights until the situation with Riley gets sorted out.
 
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Lmao, i thought someone told him about what these retards activities were but i guess not.

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Strix454 said:
But the current offense from yesterday (a) took place in Dallas county, (b) had the warrant issued in Collin County and (c) moved Riley to the county jail in Denton County.
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So this dumb fuck went to a town in Texas that manages to be in three separate counties and somehow involve ALL THREE police departments in his retarded faggotry. They must love this hairy-backed pedo-looking midget guy.
 
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