Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[BIG_BRAD]

Hey I've been looking for details about this whole "juju the cow / getting fucked in the ass" thing for dax cause it sounds hilarious but I can't really find it and there's so much info to go through. Can anyone point me to it or let me know the rough time line of these discoveries so I can search for it on the thread? Much appreciated.

someone who's not me really should make a new OP. I don't have it in me.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

someone who's not me really should make a new OP. I don't have it in me.

There's just so much horseshit you need to delve through. He's a fucking mess of a person, and it's so tedious to parse and get straight.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Daddy Jim siding with Eric July must make Dax cry even harder.

Fatrick is never getting that stream.

edit to stay on topic: Will Jim's next stream be on just Riley, or the extended Dax universe?

 

[trash cat]

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There he is.

But the current offense from yesterday (a) took place in Dallas county, (b) had the warrant issued in Collin County and (c) moved Riley to the county jail in Denton County.

How do you go to private property to film and peer through the window.... Knowing the cops are gonna get called ...

And you do this knowing that you have an outstanding warrant from another county !?

How dumb can you get! Incredible.

 

[Truly Rural]

Hey I've been looking for details about this whole "juju the cow / getting fucked in the ass" thing for dax cause it sounds hilarious but I can't really find it and there's so much info to go through. Can anyone point me to it or let me know the rough time line of these discoveries so I can search for it on the thread? Much appreciated.

Spring 2020 IIRC, Godwinson and PPP covered it back then. No context in this PPP monologue but it's something.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

How do you go to private property to film and peer through the window.... Knowing the cops are gonna get called ...

And you do this knowing that you have an outstanding warrant from another county !?

How dumb can you get! Incredible.

He is a literally pants shitting retarded wigger. He has no complex thoughts above "DAT DERE NIGGA ERIC JULAY MADE MY DADDEH MAD"

 

[break these cuffs]

He is a literally pants shitting retarded wigger. He has no complex thoughts above "DAT DERE NIGGA ERIC JULAY MADE MY DADDEH MAD"

Riley is a subhuman for many reasons, not the least of which is that the only people who cared about him after his mother shat him out were niggers. The fact he has no loyalty to them shows just how garbage he is.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Still going

 

[Musashi's Son]

(A)
Didn't multiple people from the event report that Riley was looking at them through the windows? Also, there was the search warrant from before.

(A)

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Still going

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Not mad by the way. This all means nothing to him. He's just fucking with Eric July because it's funny how little is needed to make him react.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Lmfao eat shit you faggot manlet wigger. If July called the cops, based black comic man. I could give a shit less about Eric or comics in general but Dax's obsession with him is retarded. Fuck around and find out.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Karen Farms - Alive and well
Eric July - A successful entrepreneur
Dax’s buttboy- Felted
Dax - Seething
Digbro - Aidsridden tranny

Let’s Fucking Go!

 

[trash cat]

Hey I've been looking for details about this whole "juju the cow / getting fucked in the ass" thing for dax cause it sounds hilarious but I can't really find it and there's so much info to go through. Can anyone point me to it or let me know the rough time line of these discoveries so I can search for it on the thread? Much appreciated.

See below fren. This is where "Juju the cow" comes from - afaik. Don't know where the getting fucked in the ass part comes from (maybe other texts?), though if you find it, please @ me

JLH on dick
having a fursona
a female cow named Juju
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I spent over an hour looking for this text leak of the original Juju the cow.

For the love of God someone please put this in the OP

Oh also if someone can link me to the rest of the simpspiracy leaks I'd be muchly appreciated.

 

[NostalgicJam]

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Didn't multiple people from the event report that Riley was looking at them through the windows? Also, there was the search warrant from before.

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This is for sure Rekieta levels of crash out right? He's been tweeting for almost 12 hours, just foaming at the mouth, lashing out at people kids and wives. Not showering, not washing his hair, tear stained cheeks, unlit room. Just non stop seething and typing over his pet retard getting caged like the animal he is.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

See below fren. This is where "Juju the cow" comes from - afaik. Don't know where the getting fucked in the ass part comes from (maybe other texts?), though if you find it, please @ me

I don't have the source, but JLH mentioned either that she pegged Dax with a strap on, or that he wanted her to. It's been a long ass time since I saw it though.

 

[lupinthethird]

She was making onomatopoeias, mate. Zum zum, pew pew. It´s a fucking child, just watch any other channel vid.

Both could be true

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

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Didn't multiple people from the event report that Riley was looking at them through the windows? Also, there was the search warrant from before.

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Doesn't black man have a restraining order against fat gimp? That could be why he's charged with harassment instead of trespassing once cops figure out what was going on.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Must really suck for your crap narrative that there was LITERALLY a crowd of people who can confirm July had nothing to do with Riley being arrested, huh Dax? You literally have far more to do with it than July ever will.

 

[Popper Whiting]

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Didn't multiple people from the event report that Riley was looking at them through the windows? Also, there was the search warrant from before.

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The Gunt truly is a bitch. He'll be spiteful over an unintended joke but will ballwash Riley and Mint after they both laid hands on him. If I was in Ralph's position I'd be laughing my arse off, and I am nowhere near the levels of spitepig as Ralph. Just goes to show he'll drop a problem if oneof his edaddies told him to, which just shows what a complete fucking coward the ragepig actually is.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Riley's info has been updated with mugshot photos from his arrest last night: