Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

[assigned Karen at birth]

I'm sure standing next to one can also mog them.

This is the most effective pooner-mogging strategy men can employ. No need to thump your chest or crush a beer can on your head or whatever. Just exist in a pooner's vicinity, I guarantee she will cry about it later.

 

[Lone Star]

This is the most effective pooner-mogging strategy men can employ. No need to thump your chest or crush a beer can on your head or whatever. Just exist in a pooner's vicinity, I guarantee she will cry about it later.

I don't have any pics on me, but there's a lot of Reddit posts about this exact thing. Tranny seething that women around "her" are so much more beautiful and feminine. And these posts will usually mention some vague desire for violence out of envy.

 

[unwieldy_object]

This gay little scenario would backfire hideously. All it would do is send the pooner scampering to her social media to gush about the heckin' manly and ~affirming~ thing that just happened to her! The way to utterly destroy a pooner is to 1) also be a woman and 2) in your friendliest gal-pal voice hit her with a "cute top! I have one just like it but in green!" or, if you want to go nuclear: "Your pixie cut looks sooo gorgeous! Really accentuates how delicate your jawline is!"


If you see the scar, she's already lost.

Regarding Rowling's refusal to coddle fatties: I've never read Harry Potter but I've read the Strike books and it's pretty evident Joanne is turned off by porkers. Sometimes sympathetic characters are a little chubby, which is only mentioned in passing, but when villainous characters are fat it's described in much more lurid, disgusting detail (the seventh book in particular has a very memorable fat rapist). The protagonist is mildly overweight for most of the series which he obviously hates and feels ashamed of until he goes on a diet in the latest book (basically, Rowling's not going to let him fuck the Mary Sue self-insert without losing the extra pounds first). My hunch is that Rowling is "fatphobic" in the sense that she's grossed out by morbid obesity and who can blame her, that shit is almost as gross as troonery.

Seems like we have read two different series.
Strike being mildly overweight is framed as he's not finding himself attractive as a middle aged man with one leg and a paunch and it's a mystery why extremely beautiful women do in that context, but the biggest issue is that the weight has serious consequences for him due to being an amputee.
Even the woman who's in love with him acknowledge that he's got "pube like hair".

She also makes one of the grossly overweight characters a beautiful woman and she's always very clear in pointing out the good parts of the people who may seem like shitheads to the reader.

Of course she's portraying the murderers and rapists as despicable, because the characters that meet them knows what they have done.

I think she's doing a great job dealing with the fact that humans are complex beings.
Like Strike saying "it helps" when his sister asks him if he's putting up with his batshit crazy girlfriend because of her looks.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This is the most effective pooner-mogging strategy men can employ. No need to thump your chest or crush a beer can on your head or whatever. Just exist in a pooner's vicinity, I guarantee she will cry about it later.

I enjoy this just as a 5'7 woman.
I am in a longstanding argument with a much taller female friend about "thinking I'm tall" but fuck it I am at least a smidge taller than most women and vastly taller than any pooner I've ever encountered.
I wish there was any actual decent medical oversight if only so we could get some actual data on wether men who troon are above average height and women who poon being notably small.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

Seems like we have read two different series.
Strike being mildly overweight is framed as he's not finding himself attractive as a middle aged man with one leg and a paunch and it's a mystery why extremely beautiful women do in that context

I agree with everything you wrote, I'm just catty and glib.

Also, it's framed as a mystery why hot women find Strike irresistible but we all know the reason is because he's tall.

 

[Heavy Duty Boots]

I enjoy this just as a 5'7 woman.
I am in a longstanding argument with a much taller female friend about "thinking I'm tall" but fuck it I am at least a smidge taller than most women and vastly taller than any pooner I've ever encountered.
I wish there was any actual decent medical oversight if only so we could get some actual data on wether men who troon are above average height and women who poon being notably small.

Just through general observation, it seems the girls who poon out are always the smallest most petite girls out there, I'm talking 5'0, 100 pound women. And the AGP trooners are always some 6'2, 240 pound NFL linebacker, or someone with the back and shoulders fit for carrying fridges.
Or maybe it's just because the male/female caricature makes the inconsistencies more apparent?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Just through general observation, it seems the girls who poon out are always the smallest most petite girls out there, I'm talking 5'0, 100 pound women. And the AGP trooners are always some 6'2, 240 pound NFL linebacker, or someone with the back and shoulders fit for carrying fridges.
Or maybe it's just because the male/female caricature makes the inconsistencies more apparent?

Maybe it's because the small petite girls hate being that way, and they mistakenly think that being more "manly" will make themselves less vulnerable or gain themselves more respect.

I'm not entirely sure about the huge freakos who try to turn into girls...

 

[Poyo Sato]

I don't have any pics on me, but there's a lot of Reddit posts about this exact thing. Tranny seething that women around "her" are so much more beautiful and feminine. And these posts will usually mention some vague desire for violence out of envy.

This I can attest to. I know a troon who said directly to me that he often jealous of women that's prettier than... him. A man. A fucking man.

He himself is also a man full of problem he created on his own, but of course he always blame others for his own problems, troon style. Thankfully, now I don't have to deal with him anymore.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

I don't have any pics on me, but there's a lot of Reddit posts about this exact thing. Tranny seething that women around "her" are so much more beautiful and feminine. And these posts will usually mention some vague desire for violence out of envy.

Yes, this is a thing for troons and pooners alike, and like everything else, the manner of their seething seems to match up with their actual sex.

Pooners: "Not trying to invalidate anyone here, but do any other kings feel dysphoric around cis men? IDK it's just like hella uncomfy to compare myself to them? Today one looked at me and I ran home and cried? [insert two more paragraphs about feelings here]"

Troons: "My ugly TERF neighbor let her husband get her pregnant for the third time like the WHORE she is! The slut spreads her legs for any Chad she happens to be married to but wouldn't even answer me when I accosted her on her way to her car to ask her which brand of tampon she likes best. Bitch has cis privilege of having periods and getting railed in her cis pussy and doesn't even seem grateful, she just goes to work every day where everyone treats her like a woman even tho she won't wear makeup or even spinny skirts. Wish I could rape the Easy Mode right out of her with my girldick uwu"

 

[Candidate No 7]

Uh oh, this terror is coming to the UK to do some investigatorising. Well the outcome is almost certainly going to be hard-edged and extremely revelatory and I'd make a joke about it being Pulitzer-worthy too but these don't really work any more now that Andrea Long Chu won a Pulitzer.



Anyways it's kind of adorable that she's sort of fishing for a meeting with JKR. Why would Rowling or anyone agree to meet this person without a solid glass screen between them?

 

[luigismanslave]

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"please, please, do anything you can to make me look like a charicature of a pedophile, make my beard patchy, my eyes red and watery, my hairline horrible, I want people to cross the road when they see me in my hobo jackoff coat"

 

[Candidate No 7]

"please, please, do anything you can to make me look like a charicature of a pedophile, make my beard patchy, my eyes red and watery, my hairline horrible, I want people to cross the road when they see me in my hobo jackoff coat"

The eyes follow you around the panic room.

 

[Risky Horse Business]

"please, please, do anything you can to make me look like a charicature of a pedophile, make my beard patchy, my eyes red and watery, my hairline horrible, I want people to cross the road when they see me in my hobo jackoff coat"

nah, she just looks like a crying woman with a beard. So weird.

 

[Poonocchio]

The eyes follow you around the panic room.

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My fight or flight response getting a good work out here. Most sane eyeballs.

 

[Moosebonker]

WTF is going on here, forceps delivery?

 

[Gorillion others]

WTF is going on here, forceps delivery?


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For fuck's sake, Rowling really needs to read this thread. She'll be digging up gold for months.

 

[AnOminous]

For fuck's sake, Rowling really needs to read this thread. She'll be digging up gold for months.

She needs to continue to read this thread. Or at least get it by osmosis through Glinner.

 

[King Metalia]

Uh oh, this terror is coming to the UK to do some investigatorising. Well the outcome is almost certainly going to be hard-edged and extremely revelatory and I'd make a joke about it being Pulitzer-worthy too but these don't really work any more now that Andrea Long Chu won a Pulitzer.

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Anyways it's kind of adorable that she's sort of fishing for a meeting with JKR. Why would Rowling or anyone agree to meet this person without a solid glass screen between them?

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Please tell me this person is not allowed anywhere near kids.

For fuck's sake, Rowling really needs to read this thread. She'll be digging up gold for months.

She needs to continue to read this thread. Or at least get it by osmosis through Glinner.

She needs to read this thread because it would be funny as shit.

I don't have any pics on me, but there's a lot of Reddit posts about this exact thing. Tranny seething that women around "her" are so much more beautiful and feminine. And these posts will usually mention some vague desire for violence out of envy.

Not even the trans people who look feminine don't pass because they ruin the allusion with how deep there voices naturally are.

 

[Cnut]

No one cares about us!1! sneed
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Some of the troons comments
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"She's actively putting the money she gets from Harry Potter... sales directly to harming trans people." Citation needed

The post the troon is upset about
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Now I wonder what Lovecraft would think of trannies. Another thing to keep me up at ight I guess.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Now I wonder what Lovecraft would think of trannies. Another thing to keep me up at ight I guess.

Undoubtedly he'd find it even more horrifying than the concept of race-mixing or post-racial society.

That troons would try to claim him as their own is surreal, seeing that Lovecraft would likely have been horrified by it. It's a manmade horror beyond the compression of decent people, so it wouldn't take any effort to insert transgenderism as a theme into cosmic horror.