Nigger reads all that and ends with,
"What? We're actually supposed to believe this story?" 
What kind of Bible study is this?
EDIT:
I KNEW IT. I knew he was going for this angle.
"David did all this bad stuff and he was still a man after Gods own heart. Right guys? Suddenly I'm not looking so bad eh?"
As usual, Nick has it almost completely wrong. David was given great gifts by god. But then proved to be a total disappointment misusing what he had been given to do bad and disgrace himself. God then told him that while he would not kill him for his sins, he would raise up all sorts of evil within his own house against him and that one of his sons would die.
Like Nick, David was given much and squandered what he was given. He was a man after God's own heart, but God saw him as a failure and punished him accordingly. Unlike Nick though, David was able to confess that he had done evil.
Thus says the LORD, the God of Israel, ‘I anointed you king over Israel, and I delivered you out of the hand of Saul. 8And I gave you your master’s house and your master’s wives into your arms and gave you the house of Israel and of Judah. And if this were too little, I would add to you as much more. 9W
hy have you despised the word of the LORD, to do what is evil in his sight? You have struck down Uriah the Hittite with the sword and have taken his wife to be your wife and have killed him with the sword of the Ammonites. 10Now therefore the sword shall never depart from your house, because you have despised me and have taken the wife of Uriah the Hittite to be your wife.’ 11Thus says the LORD, ‘
Behold, I will raise up evil against you out of your own house. And I will take your wives before your eyes and give them to your neighbor, and he shall lie with your wives in the sight of this sun. 12For you did it secretly, but I will do this thing before all Israel and before the sun.’” 13David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the LORD.” And Nathan said to David, “The LORD also has put away your sin; you shall not die. 14
Nevertheless, because by this deed you have utterly scorned the LORD,b the child who is born to you shall die.”
The important words for Nick are "
Behold, I will raise up evil against you out of your own house."