Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[he who has thus come/gone]

He has to atone, admit what he has done, and it’s the point that sorta marks his departure as a significant character.

He loses his son with Uriah the Hittite's wife in narrative that focuses especially on his grief and sadness, which is something not usually seen in ancient literature (though when it does appear, it usually resounds throughout millennia because of how human it is—like Odysseus shedding a tear for his dog Argos who recognizes his master right before dying). His son Absalom kills his other son Amnon, who had raped his daughter Tamar. Absalom leads a rebellion that ends up with Absalom dying, which David also terribly grieves over. He doesn't just escape from his sins by repenting, but suffers terribly for them through the end of his life.

Rekieta trying to use David as an analogue is really disgusting because of what it suggests about Nick's own children. Rekieta can't even repent like David could, and David suffered for his sins through the tragedies of his own kids. Is that really what Nick wants? Is it something he's willing to accept because he can rationalize himself as a Davidic figure? I really hope those kids can have a good life, because it's very clear Nick doesn't give a shit.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

I think you guys are putting WAY too much thought into trying to figure out the Denny's cop "joke." The man is a drunken, coked up, brain damaged idiot that says shit.

He's was getting to "female cop... gun drawn... doggo" levels right before the raid happened. Who knows what we would have gone on to see the following nights if that raid didn't happen.

That was one of my favourite Jim streams ever.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Most people just get a warning, even a few, though that varies by place and a bunch of other things. I also saw someone link these, indicating Hennepin and Ramsey won't pull you just for expired tabs (though obvs they're citable either way):

Happened to me just recently. I went from OTR to local, and as I was on my way to work I got pulled over, local SD told me my tags were out of date by about 18 months. No ticket, just told me to take care of it. The fact that it was 4:30 in the morning, I had my lunch cooler on the passenger seat, and waa both sober and clearly on my way to work might have had something to do with it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

That appears to be a weird county road sign, not a state highway.

Here, road warriors:

https://www.waze.com//wiki/USA/Minnesota/Major_roads/Main

 

[Stupor Mario]

My theory is that the Cop At A Denny's joke is some kind of inside joke, or a bit of Random Access Humor that Nick decided to spring on Kurt and was too wetbrained to explain the joke properly. And when he saw scuffed Kyle Gass become confused by his joke two things happened.

The first is that some part of Rackets' brain realized he fucked up the joke in some way. His ego told him "fuck, if I admit that I bombed the joke people will think less of me, I have to justify it somehow". You'll notice how he basically pulls an explanation from one of the people in his chat at one point, showing that he didn't actually know what the punchline was and was scrambling for something to fill in the blank.

The other thing that happened was the little Dick Masterson that lives in his head started whispering; "look at that fat KAREN f-slur, he's so TRIGGERED! Just keep making up bullshit to make him angrier!" And so Nick starts blabbing on about nothing, clearly taking pleasure in exasperating this bald autist. After all it'd make Daddy Dick proud!

It seemed like a really lame joke about the incompetence of Denny's workers. You order something, but who knows what they'll be making you in the kitchen.

Nick butchered the delivery of a joke that was already half-baked to be begin with. But his reaction to Kurt's bafflement was so typical. He's always the smartest person in the room, but he also fancies himself to be the funniest stand up comedian in the room. I think Nick didn't let the joke die because he was incensed that Kurt didn't recognize how witty it was, and he was so pleased with himself for delivering such a banger. All of Nick's weird facial mugging and follow up comments showed how brilliant he thought this joke was and how clever he imagines himself to be.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Yeah man, it's easy as fuck to just stop doing all those drugs that never existed but if they did exist they were definitely not mine and definitely my damn kids

 

[R00T]

April’s texts have put me firmly in the “lock her up” camp as she shows zero awareness or shame. Had she said “that mugshot isn’t who I am and shows me I need to work on my shit “ and I wouldn’t care but she has clearly taken no steps to better her situation or really acknowledge that she was doing something wrong.

 

[break these cuffs]

Same energy:

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Some people are just born with tiger blood. Addiction, depression, all of it goes away if you follow the wisdom of Nike.

Spoiler: Full Interview

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Gonna need a a kiwi to make a Nick remix if this goes the way we all expect.

 

[LiquidKid]

I'm sure his CPS case worker is happy to see that Nick considers the people who reported on his abuse of his children to be leeches who need to be burned out of his life and that he thinks anyone telling him to improve is a liar who needs to be ignored...

You sure the kids weren’t the “Leeches”?

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Nick explains why he philosophically and emotionally still has no time to do anything. What an incredible cope.
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EDIT:
Nick stream about to start. WeWuzChudz is stream sniping on kick.

He should just do some coke to increase his stress tolerance levels.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That's appears to be a weird county road sign, not a state highway.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/County_roads_in_Minnesota
Most county roads are white squares with black text, but some are blue pentagons for whatever reason, depending on the county.

The blue ones are County Highways.
White squares are County Roads.

So he's on County Highway 227 or 221.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I’m getting the sneaking suspicion he’s not going to pull up…

 

[Oxyjen]

He is counting on people hearing his name, then pulling up the most recent stream and seeing something hecking wholesome and not digging further. Plus he can respond to HATERZ that he does NOT ALWAYS stream on drugs or drunk! It is a technical and semantic defence.

Is he just trying to flood the zone with output that’s *so fucking tedious* that you can’t even hate watch it, or dissect it for information like KC tries to do?

Maybe everyone will just get bored and move on.

Wake me up if that trooper tries to pull him over for speeding again, and he gets into a live-streamed police chase.

 

[Angry Shoes]

A lot of people are basing their entire identities around guns and are spending thousands of dollars on guns that they likely will never use.

They are funko pops for a different kind of fat nerd

 

[keke]

this nigga is talking about his role as a husband and a father that he takes very seriously while he turned his and his wife’s bedroom into a junkie fuck den with the kids starving downstairs because he’s railing the fucking drugwhore nanny!!! LOSING MY MIND

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Shitloads of gun owners world wide have guns that they will never ever shoot. Around 3/4 of all cartridges ever produced are out of production. All of the Japanese from 7.7jap to 8mm nambu are unobtanium. Same goes with 7.65 French, .44 Henry, 50 Sharps RF, 577 Snyder, all pinfire, 8mm Styer, 455 webley ect. That and lots of gun owners have guns that are to historic/ valuable to shoot. I could shoot my 1777 Charlieville or my Great grandfather's 1851 colt or Colt peacemaker, but those are far to valuable and historic to ever risk damaging.

I don’t think he’s talking about collections. I think he’s more or less referring to how it’s an entry for people to pretend to be badasses for just owning a gun and never shoot let alone train. Or the irresponsible gun owner who just buys a gun and some ammo and toss it in a closet and think they’re absolutely okay if bad thing happens. I know my grandparents have a shotgun they keep in their closet unloaded, shells in a box far separate from the gun and no matter how much I tell my grandparents to train with it and have it in a more readily useable condition in case of break ins my grandpa shuts me down and reminds me he fought in World War 2.

I won’t go on rants about the average gun owner who buy a rifle and thinks they’re a bad ass despite not zeroing or even cleaning their gun if they even shoot. (So basically Rekieta)

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

They are funko pops for a different kind of fat nerd

You sir, are also a faggot.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

This is why his new streams and posts are so funny, because he's trapped. He knows he fucked up, so he is now back to reading the Bible, acting more sober, and looking a tiny bit healthier. Suddenly it turns out him and his goblin have non-degenerate things to do together - paintings to paint. Suddenly he's got a dog to show us. Suddenly he doesn't have to take bathroom breaks or drink whiskey. Suddenly he feels the need to show us how much he goes outside - taking picture in his garden, streaming whilst driving. He got a shit haircut - yeah, but it implies somebody washed his hair finally too.

But at the same time, he is so insecure he absolutely cannot admit that he was forced to make any changes. No no, he never HAD TO do anything, it's just this good hidden side of Nick that he kept forgetting to show everyone for months, if not years. The Schedule kept him so busy he couldn't manage to be sober enough to talk about God without throwing insults at Him. We are just dumb, we couldn't recognize how complex and mysterious and intellectual he's been all this time.
We were fooled to believe he's a Christian trad dad. But we were also fooled to believe he's a cokehead coomer.

That's just it, we are all fools, dumbfucks wrong about everything, all the time. Nick is the smart one and all he wants us to do is to believe him, and not our lying eyes.

It’s interesting cause in this case nicks audience is the abused wife he’s gaslighting now lmfao

 

[Strix454]

I watched one of the Nick clips on Elissa's channel: "To the People Who Think Nick Doesn’t Care About his Family or Kids (June 10, 2024)"

Nick was back to trying to LARP "trad dad" again. Lots of talk about being a husband and a father and masculinity. About talking how men have to be the shield of their family. But at the same time completely clueless and delusional about how he had totally failed in both roles.

You didn't defend your family Nick. You got your wife sent to jail and put behind a long list of charges. You didn't defend your kids Nick. You got kids taken away from you because you couldn't even be competent junkie.

In every word, you can see the gaslighting, sociopathic coward and liar that he is & has always been. Even now, he doesn't care in the least about wife or children. His ego and unearned pride is worth more to him than seeing his wife go to prison or losing his kids for a long time.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Uh oh. I made the Jow mad! https://x.com/thecheugyshow/status/1800569630643167530?s=46&t=4940RM1v2jZgo2Ky9EXN5g

Do the world a favour and seek Canadian Healthcare immediately, you attention whore. No one cares about your gay little crusade.