Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Artificial Stupidity]

Any time this skeletal scarecrow faggot with a retard haircut has said this, the "full picture" has turned out way worse than even we thought.

Does it get any worse than child endangerment & loads of coke?

The balldo talk was bad enough and I don't think it ever got better after that, when did all his lawtube buddies start dropping off?

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

As Jim Cornette would say "he cuts his hair with a pencil sharpener"

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Nick believes if he cleans up just long enough to fool the state, get his kids back (assuming he wants them), and avoid prison, he can then go back to indulging. It's one of the signs he hasn't hit anywhere close to rock bottom yet.

I just saw some of last night's stream and while Nick looks okay for the moment he does not sound like a man who has any interest in fixing himself.

Fatrick, BMJ and five other worthy contenders are in for a rough time next January looks like.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Can we ever expect a recreation of Nick's fight against the racoon menace armed only with a hammer? 1 2 3

@ChromaQuack I haven't forgotten about this. Starting this one now. Lol

I have a cunning plan to avoid the government's evil schemes. It involves not having mountains of cocaine and unsecured guns lying around in a house full of kids, and not livestreaming myself crazy out of my fucking mind on cocaine, stumbling and staggering around and babbling like a retard, with cocaine visibly on my nose.

I'm not sure. I may not be a Big Brain Lawyer like Nicky, but I think it just might work.

It's so incredibly easy to stay out of trouble with the cops. Just don't be a fucking asshole that draws attention to his illegal acts on purpose, or better yet, DON'T DO IT. Around here, if you do some really minor thing, like make too sharp of a turn, try to speed through the yellow light too late, or some other really petty shit that might get a cop to flash their lights at you, they just won't if it would be too inconvenient to get behind you, or they'd rather do some other shit.

Nick is such a fucking asshole driver that he attracts cops by simply existing. One look at his plate, yep, this guy is an asshole. Let's fuck his day up, he probably actually did something wrong that we can't see yet. I seriously want to know how hard the DMV employee(s) laughed at him for requesting this plate.

It also probably confuses people, because the driver of the LAWPOPEmobile is 0% lawyer. Makes no sense. Cosplaying a lawyer doesn't count.

 

[AnOminous]

Why did he feel the need to shave his head in such a way that shows how badly he's balding?
It's not that hard dude, cut the sides short and grow the scalp.

That shit is the definition of a yee-yee ass haircut.

 

[F-16 Viper]

I am not trying to shit on gun ownership in general. A gun is a tool and like any tool it has its place in our world. But the culture that has formed around it in America isn't healthy. A lot of people are basing their entire identities around guns and are spending thousands of dollars on guns that they likely will never use.

There is a certain reason why the gun rights movement has attracted people like Christopher Cantwell and the Cumia brothers.

You've never actually been to the US have you?

 

[daniel day]

With everyone shitting on his new haircut I gotta say that I miss clean cut Nick. When he was a healthy weight, had a standard cut, and actually shaved his face. Along with his weight loss, nick looks just like any other dumb mush-brained "im totally clean now guyz trust meeeeee" junkie at an NA meeting.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Not particularly. Entire YT channels with millions of followers are all about DUIs and bad driving.

This is odd noseguarding from you, of all people. It's not expensive and all eyes are here at the moment. Even if boring it can only hurt Nick.

Edit to add: Or let Law&Crime do it, and they will.
Edit II: Clarity

Hey 'Susan', your Cynthia is showing.

Feel free to start a FOIA and kickfundme for the traffic stops, there might be something funny there but odds are incredibly low. And remember, NYPA.

 

[AnOminous]

So with confirmation that Nick seethe reads his thread, which poster do you think Nick hates the most?

My prediction (omitting @Null because he can’t read social cues/ won’t delete the thread or lock it) is the following:

1) @elb a late comer to the forum, but MVP of the thread even before joining

2) @Himedall All-seeing Waifu because it captured all the Locals stuff and robbed Rekieta of wine aunt pics

3) @Balldo's Gate for the Man D effort post and other great effort posts

4) @AltisticRight for Edits and letting us know of Nick used a tripod

5) @AnOminous Nick actually knew him by name prior to Tripod Gate and probably hates AnOminous for calling out Nick’s retarded legal takes.

After that it’s a bit difficult, like the top ten is a hard to give solid placements.

I'd say Himedall because he's ranted and raved about him a lot more, including in the shower call to nool (though he was too much of a pussy to name him).

 

[SusanHassle]

Hey 'Susan', your Cynthia is showing.

Feel free to start a FOIA and kickfundme for the traffic stops, there might be something funny there but odds are incredibly low. And remember, NYPA.

I'm not her. Feel free not to want info. So odd.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I'm not her. Feel free not to want info. So odd.

Where, pray tell, did I say I did not want the info? I told you that since you are convinced they should be grabbed you can do it yourself, and once they quote you a value to release them, if any at all, drop a kickfundme.

Again NYPA, feel free to ask for help if you don't know where to even begin requesting the data or want templates, but don't come here expecting people to find shit for you because you want it.

Our best autists and better bombs in various threads have been from people who had a theory and chased it down themselves, if you feel strongly that he might have spazzed the fuck out during a stop, I'm not going to stop you from looking it up, but neither am I going to go out of my way to do as your spastic ass tells me.

@ChromaQuack I haven't forgotten about this. Starting this one now. Lol

Absolute Chad, I'll think of ideas for music and other bullshit and send it to you if something good comes out.

 

[Can of Spam]

It isn't that he's being contrarian, it's literally that there's something WRONG WITH HIS BRAIN. He actually CAN'T understand these basic human lessons that were taken down by ancients in barbarous times

Is this the Rackets version of "How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast"?

Imagine this cunt being cross examined on one of his degenerate cokestreams that he doesn't even remember.

Stop daydreaming in front of the class please. It gives some of us too much hope it could happen.

 

[AnOminous]

Dry drunk is more specifically when you’re acting like a lolcow despite being physically substance-free.

That's basically what I mean. He hasn't addressed the root causes of why he acts this way, so he's doomed to repeat it. I'm also being generous and assuming, for the sake of argument, that he isn't just drinking booze from that Monster can.

He could quit any time, but for some reason, he decided it was more WEIRD and FUNNY to wait until his kids were taken away, he got hauled off to jail along with his whore of a wife and his side whore, and publicly humiliated. Well, anyone with any shame would have been humiliated, but he's too full of himself to realize what an utter joke he is.

Even with his unconditional bail, doesn't he have to remain law-abiding?
If the prosecutor (who allegedly doesn't know how to type) gets a "hard on" for Nick, and wants to fuck him up, can't she use this against his bail?

I don't think even a hardass would do that for what's basically a traffic infraction with a fine but in theory they could use anything, even things that don't rise to the level of crimes. They don't have to prove it beyond a reasonable doubt or convict him of it.

I could easily see him getting hauled in and chastised over it, though. It shows a basic and cavalier disregard for law to be out on bail and just openly livestreaming yourself engaging in lawbreaking.

As Jim Cornette would say "he cuts his hair with a pencil sharpener"

Jim Cornette is the autistic Yogi Berra of wrestling.

 

[KMFDM Sucks]

I could easily see him getting hauled in and chastised over it, though. It shows a basic and cavalier disregard for law to be out on bail and just openly livestreaming yourself engaging in lawbreaking.

And we're sure he's not black?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I'd say Himedall because he's ranted and raved about him a lot more, including in the shower call to nool (though he was too much of a pussy to name him).

He has wished death on Elissa in private messages, iirc. I have a few attached below. Elissa is also a woman and Nick is a misogynist.

 

[Not Who You Think]

So with confirmation that Nick seethe reads his thread, which poster do you think Nick hates the most?

My prediction (omitting @Null because he can’t read social cues/ won’t delete the thread or lock it) is the following:

1) @elb a late comer to the forum, but MVP of the thread even before joining

2) @Himedall All-seeing Waifu because it captured all the Locals stuff and robbed Rekieta of wine aunt pics

3) @Balldo's Gate for the Man D effort post and other great effort posts

4) @AltisticRight for Edits and letting us know of Nick used a tripod

5) @AnOminous Nick actually knew him by name prior to Tripod Gate and probably hates AnOminous for calling out Nick’s retarded legal takes.

After that it’s a bit difficult, like the top ten is a hard to give solid placements.

All good choices, but the best contenders are the two that Nick has named in a spiteful context: @elb and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu. Elissa for her activity within Nick's community and what she posted on YouTube. HASW for what she has thoroughly documented here. Also of note...

Nick actually wished death on Elissa:


Nick actually attempted to troll HASW and then proceeded to sexually fixate on her in his response and again in his LOCALS:


It is also possible that Nick was referring to HASW in terms of "line crossing harassment" in the thread when talking to Null.

I'm actually surprised that HASW didn't make it into the Turkey Tom video considering her contributions, including the new OP that likely contained a lot of the links that were used. Though my profile wasn't visible, even my post on the COOM-SPLOSION made the cut. Then again, Montagraph didn't make the cut either. The video was slapdash. I digress.

In any case, females seem to get under Nick's skin. I guess he can't stand the thought of women laughing at his expense.

EDIT: Honorable mention for @Kalea, who was demodded by Nick for the crime of being yet another woman who dared poke fun at him.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

anyone have the full potentially criminal local stream archived from last night?

 

[SusanHassle]

Where, pray tell, did I say I did not want the info? I told you that since you are convinced they should be grabbed you can do it yourself, and once they quote you a value to release them, if any at all, drop a kickfundme.

Again NYPA, feel free to ask for help if you don't know where to even begin requesting the data or want templates, but don't come here expecting people to find shit for you because you want it.

Our best autists and better bombs in various threads have been from people who had a theory and chased it down themselves, if you feel strongly that he might have spazzed the fuck out during a stop, I'm not going to stop you from looking it up, but neither am I going to go out of my way to do as your spastic ass tells me.

Absolute Chad, I'll think of ideas for music and other bullshit and send it to you if something good comes out.

The Farms should get it. Null seems to wish this place to be better legitimized, have you not noticed? He also has an extra $3K to play with. It's up to him, or MSM.

 

[Musashi's Son]

I'd say Himedall because he's ranted and raved about him a lot more, including in the shower call to nool (though he was too much of a pussy to name him).

I can imagine.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick actually attempted to troll HASW and then proceeded to sexually fixate on her in his response and again in his LOCALS:

Yes, for the heinous crime of he, himself, saying idiotic shit that made him look retarded. That's not his fault, Elissa made him say those things.

He has wished death on Elissa in private messages, iirc. I have a few attached below. Elissa is also a woman and Nick is a misogynist.

I'm aware of those, but HASW has been more consistently a thorn in his side. I think he beats her out by a nose. Not by a Jewnocchio-sized Rekieta nose, but a more goyische type nose.