Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TurdThrower]

Also the Ronversations back in 2020 are very revealing knowing what we know now - Nick was projecting, describing himself.

I think Ron is a POS however I hope that he had a good laugh out of the Rekieta mess.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

... Then I have to look at little weasels like Ralph or Mersh or Anisa (with Islam) or Nick just take these very beliefs and use them as a fashion accessory. They say to their audience, "Hey look at me arent I so different from the rest of the dirtbags on the internet because i can quote a bible/quran verse?" "Look at me in traditional clothes, yet i spout shit about how swinging and being a fucking degenerate is cool, doesnt that make you rethink the whole religion" Its disgusting that they would try to to stray vulnerable people away from their ways.
Like I said, I am not religious, but if there is a hell I hope there is a special place for these people.

Dante has you covered: The Eighth Circle of Hell, where fraudsters live. There is even a special section there for religious fraudsters, where they are forced to wear religious garb that is so heavy it tortures them. But in actuality, it is a bit difficult for me to figure out what ditch of the Eighth Circle he would be in, because he falls into so many categories.

 

[Law]

I disagree that supervising, entertaining, feeding, schooling, bathing/dressing, etc. 5 kids who are all only a few years of age between each other is a one person job, even very attentive mothers get help from their family in those situations.

I agree. And even if you're the parent who works outside of the home, you should care for your kids and house when you're home. If Kayla truly was the worse of the two, and Nick's behavior was somehow her fault, then isn't Nick at fault for staying? Shouldn't he have divorced her and taken the kids if she was so awful?

When he can't fuck a cute younger woman like April. It seems like he's willing to burn everything down for this crack whore. Then, he must retrospect and probably should swallow a shotgun.

Or dry out and shape up so his kids don't also have to deal with a parental suicide.
He won't though.

 

[JustStopDude]

Maybe I'm giving him too much credit that he isn't drunk or on drugs now, but you're literally just repeating back to me exactly what I said.

What's the difference in what you said was the "actual definition" of "dry drunk" and what he said? Because he said the same thing you did; that being that Nick might stop drinking but would otherwise maintain his same attitude and actions because they didn't deal with their issues. Not being snarky, I think I must be missing a nuance because it sounds the same to me. Even when I checked wiki it pretty much says what both of you said.

I don't think Nick has stopped drinking. I don't think he could go cold turkey safely on his own.

I apologize for my confusion as I read the original comment assuming that others agreed with me that Nick was still drinking.

I think Nick has the potential to be a dry drunk but I don't think he will ever get to that status.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I think Ron is a POS however I hope that he had a good laugh out of the Rekieta mess.

Oh absolutely Ron is a monster, but he was right about Nick, and pinned him correctly all those years ago.

I would love to hear his thoughts on the current state of Rekieta. I'd watch it.

 

[fluxeon]

After Rekietas Lolcows comeback with his ludicrous haircut I noticed many compared it to Forrest Gump. I do not see Rackets floppy hairstyle as a badly done short back and sides, but a deliberate "side part style" which probably cost him a half gram.
As soon as I saw this I was in stitches remembering an old Bruce Willis movie...

 

[holyhandgrenade]

She is probably more conscious of the fact that everyone is staring them down in public.

Our wife retreating in the face of people making fun of her has been her pattern the whole way through she's a coward. I can believe that she's hiding and that she is still probably zombied out in front of the tv still her vices seem to also include CBD/weed and prescription pills things balldo and steel whore don't struggle with as much

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

IDK if there is any lore on this, but what's the over/under that Kayla married Nick for money? I'm not super familiar with info about their early relationship but IIRC, Nick pretended to be gay, then somehow ended up marrying her? That sounds weird as fuck. He also looks like a giant loser in those really early pictures of them. I wonder if Kayla wasn't interested at first, then only warmed up to him once she learned about the trust fund.

There is no evidence to support the golddigger theory, but the most popular is that Nick was a dweeb (seriously, look at his uni pics) and he managed to marry the first woman who fucked him.

It's really probably not. I've covered this a couple of times but Minnesota is very reluctant to disbar people, and almost all of the few they have done of the last few years have been directly related to their law practice, and predominantly from fucking with client funds which is the biggest no-no for lawyers. There have even been a couple of examples of people with arguably more severe crimes than Rekieta (multiple counts of possession of CP or Criminal Sexual Misconduct with a child 13-15yo) who were merely suspended rather than disbarred.

For anyone curious this is a breakdown of disbarments over the last few years in MN, sourced from the annual discipline summaries:
2020 - 3 disbarments
1)bankruptcy fraud
2)prosecutorial misconduct
3)failure to maintain accounts and books

2021 - 4 disbarments
1)misappropriating trust assets
2)misappropriating clients funds
3)practicing law while already suspended for misappropriating client funds
4)conspiracy to commit health care fraud relating to his personal injury practice

2022 - 5 disbarments
1)conspiracy to commit bank fraud to help client hide assets
2)several counts of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct involving clients
3)conspiracy to commit health care fraud + misappropriating client funds
4)breaching fiduciary duties by draining client funds
5)misappropriation of client funds

2023 - 3 disbarments
1)misappropriation of client funds and dishonest conduct
2)conspiracy to commit health care fraud relating to his personal injury practice
3)misconduct related to his representation of clients in immigration matters

You have to steal money or fuck your client (or someone in the case) it would seem to get disbarred.

Well, from what we can gather, Kayla is a wife who can't cook, can't clean, can't drive, doesn't work, and does piss all during the day. They've been together for years and have 5 kids and Nick has to do almost everything. So suddenly, Nick gets famous and massive amounts of money, virtually overnight and spend his new career drinking 24/7. So now you have a man who's tired of caring for 5 children and an adult child, who suddenly has resources and power to live out everything he feels he missed out on back then- Yeah. This outcome was kind of inevitable.

I doubt this marriage would survive even if the drugs never happened. No marriage survives an absolutely useless partner. This marriage had TWO.

Is this satire? The kids went to shit the minute the nanny and live-in cuck weren't taking care of them. I have zero sympathy for Nick. This delusion of Nick being this incredible Super Dad pushed to his limits is the most retarded cope ever.

All this (it is important to note) comes from NICK. We need to re-evaluate what we know about Kayla and his division of responsibilities based on that...

That said, during Kayla's first appearance and breakdown, she did seem to indicate that Nick took care of a lot of domestic duties...

Given that Anime Matsuri is right in the middle of August, I would tend to think that Nick will have more important things to do with his criminal case than attending.

He has already indicated uncertainty in attendance before he got arrested.

The curse of the trust fund child is that they have an innate need to downplay their wealth and complain about money. They never let down their optical guard. I’m not sure if this is something that they’re taught or something that occurs naturally.

You’ll hear them virtue signal about cutting a few corners that normal folk would find more than a nuisance than a help, but you’ll also see them buying $100k paintings and cars with their homes paid for, supporting their useless wife’s $4k a year lego habit.

I’m guessing that somewhere along the line, the “bad optics” of a few solid vetted full-time household workers that they could easily employ, outweighed the fact that they were drowning in their uselessness.

Nick's excuse is that they live in the country and there is no one to hire, but then again he used any excuse for his cochise addiction...

It is not surprising for these theories to come up again when you are proven to be a liar, but Nick has the gall to be offended when speculation run wild... Foolishness! He lacks self-awareness or shame.

Lazy bitchmade motherfucker couldn't even do an extra hour per week making calls at a cushy bank job (still bitches about it YEARS LATER)

It was entry-level. According to him, he made 27k USD per annum, but today it runs between 35k and 43k based on some reasearch.

Do we have any indications on how long they've been having nannies for the kids? There was a point they only had one, two, three kids. I know a lot of people with like 4+ kids use nannies but I'm struggling to picture them having one for one or two children, from infanthood. I would be surprised if Kayla wasn't the primary caregiver when they only had like 2 or 3. Even white trash single moms manage that, they just don't do it very well. Maybe daycare or her family helped?

From Kayla's first appearances, she mentioned hanging out with he cousin and ?sister? doing nicotine salts. They may have shared child-minding responsibilities. This also matches sirh early Nick stream disruption due to nephews ans nieces sleeping over.

That ceased being an issue a few months before Nick's 'worst day of [his] life'. My theory is that they managed to alienate a LOT of family and community at that point and that is when the drugs and degenracy really took off--or was noticeable to others.

Side note: I don't know how I got the T&H badge, just noticed it this morning, but thanks. I like it here.

Someone paid for it and put it in for you. It is a mark of esteem and appreciation of a good poster. Well deserved, in my eyes.

So after his decision to make his streams a bible study, I have absolutely had it with this asshole.

Spoiler: MATI and some PowerLevel

I am not a religious man and far from a trad, but if there is one thing I hate in this world it is a charlatan. I know people that take Christianity seriously and have enough discipline to follow through with those beliefs. Then I have to look at little weasels like Ralph or Mersh or Anisa (with Islam) or Nick just take these very beliefs and use them as a fashion accessory. They say to their audience, "Hey look at me arent I so different from the rest of the dirtbags on the internet because i can quote a bible/quran verse?" "Look at me in traditional clothes, yet i spout shit about how swinging and being a fucking degenerate is cool, doesnt that make you rethink the whole religion" Its disgusting that they would try to to stray vulnerable people away from their ways.
Like I said, I am not religious, but if there is a hell I hope there is a special place for these people.

TL;DR Fuck Nick.

As a religious person, I agree whole-heartedly.

 

[Goatchoker]

I will say that zorbaz is a silly fucking restaurant, not terrible but, it makes me seethe that they spell shit weird and as much as I miss going to MN, I do not miss the burger briquettes or any attempt at Mexican food.


All these “sightings” are still sus to me, before it was made into a joke. I just can’t trust any of them.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

When he can't fuck a cute younger woman like April. It seems like he's willing to burn everything down for this crack whore. Then, he must retrospect and probably should swallow a shotgun.

Not without a "VINDICATED!!!" moment before it all comes crashing down on him again, like it did with Lowtax.

 

[DuranceVile]

Not without a "VINDICATED!!!" moment before it all comes crashing down on him again, like it did with Lowtax.

Is Nick going to write an article about how he totally owned Minecraft Notch any day now too?

 

[TherapyMan]

One question I'd like to have answered: Was Nick fucking the previous nanny? Or did he try and was rebuffed?

I do not think that we have examined this closely enough. We know the Rekietas have been into swinging for a number of years, and Nick has been seeking other women including strippers and prostitutes. The presence of a much younger, apparently attractive nanny, living in the Rekieta house seems much like the "nanny" situation that April is in with the Rekieta's now.

I personally find it difficult to believe at this point that Nick did not at least make a pass at her.

 

[TurdThrower]

One question I'd like to have answered: Was Nick fucking the previous nanny? Or did he try and was rebuffed?

I doubt it. I've seen people post that she became the nanny for another family at the church Nick went to. So I'm guessing she probably takes her religion seriously. Also people mentioned her Pinterest page. I guess what was found there was indicative of someone that is/was experiencing the stress of dealing with a narcissist.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Dante has you covered: The Eighth Circle of Hell, where fraudsters live. There is even a special section there for religious fraudsters, where they are forced to wear religious garb that is so heavy it tortures them. But in actuality, it is a bit difficult for me to figure out what ditch of the Eighth Circle he would be in, because he falls into so many categories.

Thats great but i was more hoping for the circle were they swam in shit, though thinking about it more it might be happening in their lives.

 

[Sharpeteer]

One question I'd like to have answered: Was Nick fucking the previous nanny? Or did he try and was rebuffed?

No one here knows for certain (yet), but it's a popular belief that he and Kayla tried to involve her in their degeneracy, especially knowing with evidence that they did indeed swing.

Her departure seemed sudden imo, and I'm of the opinion she couldn't take it anymore and got out.

If Nick's case goes to trial, I would love for the nanny to act as a witness. Would definitely result in great info.

Someone paid for it and put it in for you. It is a mark of esteem and appreciation of a good poster. Well deserved, in my eyes.

Going back through my favorite/bookmarked posts and ing them finally.

 

[AnOminous]

I thought Chazzed Up was female.

In any event, I think trying to play the blame game here is dumb.

I think, when it comes to that issue, people should adopt my strategy of seeing how the criminal case and CPS investigation play out. Ostensibly they're going to be looking at the parental fitness of both.

If one parent is fucking up, it is the job of the other to step up. If EITHER of them had, what happened wouldn't have happened. They're both fuckups, they're both criminally culpable, neither is innocent. They both failed the most basic and fundamental duty of a human being, which is to take care of people they brought into the world who depended on them.

 

[Pelican Bones]

She's not gonna fuck you bro sis?

Edit: My bad.

Our Wife fucked Aaron. Let's not pretend she has standards.

 

[fluxeon]

No one here knows for certain (yet), but it's a popular belief that he and Kayla tried to involve her in their degeneracy, especially knowing with evidence that they did indeed swing.

Her departure seemed sudden imo, and I'm of the opinion she couldn't take it anymore and got out.

If Nick's case goes to trial, I would love for the nanny to act as a witness. Would definitely result in great info.


Going back through my favorite/bookmarked posts and ing them finally.

Let's also realize that a young nanny who has spent years looking after very young children and them growing up will have bonded with them massively. In this case probably more than the Rekietas themselves. It must have been a terrible wrench to those kids when their nanny couldn't take it anymore, and they were left with looking after themselves with a 15/16 year old dealing with 6 year old kids while Nick and co. all got fucked up on coke and alcohol.

I know this because my parents were total neglectful scum back in the day, being Schizo and Alcho's. As a 9 year old at least I knew how to cook a pan of chips in hot fat. We all ended up in care homes at the time.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Our Wife fucked Aaron. Let's not pretend she has standards.

She goes with Nick to the Pleasure Palace, after all.

 

[AnOminous]

Also the Ronversations back in 2020 are very revealing knowing what we know now - Nick was projecting, describing himself.

Also it's galling just how smug he was about it despite being a gigantic degenerate coomer himself, something he admitted goes back to his teens. It isn't just that he lied and was a phony, but that he routinely tells mind-bogglingly idiotic lies so obviously false that it's an infuriatingly insult to your intelligence even to have to hear them.

I mean who the fuck does this faggot think he's fooling?

Well, okay, Locals morons, but fooling those clowns is hardly a feat.

I wasn't 'trying' to do anything I didn't state. My points in this past conversation have been 1) I don't think there is any indication that Nick was doing the domestic load, regardless of whether Kayla was and 2) expressing surprise/disbelief if they required a nanny even before they had a higher number of kids.

Clearly neither of them were.

The kids were showing up so filthy, ragged, stinking and hungry that multiple people reported it.

Because basic shit wasn't being done. By anyone.

Res ipsa loquitur.