Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[babyTAP]

For the sake of posterity, by using the power of technology I have recreated this image with a more accurate representation of her known proportions

 

[I call shenanigans]

alex is having the time of her time pretending that being pregnant excuses her from eating like a pig. she could've just eaten couple of dates, they are quite sugary by themselves anyway, but in true landwhale fashion she comes up with something only a sugar addict with fried dopamine receptors can. and you know she inhaled at least half of that tray in one sitting.

Alex has made these peanut butter chocolate dates many times before when she wasn’t pregnant. It’s one of her favourite snacks. Still can’t math I see. 6 months is 26 weeks, not 24, so she is NOT 6 months pregnant. As for dates being consumed to support labour, it’s 6 per day from 36 weeks. Definitely not 2 dozen peanut butter filled chocolate dipped dates from 24 weeks. She really does want to hurry this baby along.
Halara clothes are “Pregnancy friendly, eating friendly”. FFS Alex!

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Given she’s now high 5’ing that Foetus Fearless is 6 months old even though it’s 4 months until his due date, it’s time we all started our speculations that we can revisit. Here’s mine.

1. She’ll have an elective c-section two weeks early, if he isn’t stillborn beforehand.
2. By 2 weeks she’ll be using disposable nappies, hopefully not thrown over the fence into the woods.
3. Breast feeding will be tossed in favour of formula by 4 weeks, so Yar can do overnight feeds.
4. By 2 months, unfortunately Bruno may have been rehomed
5. Also by 2 months, Infant Fearless will have his formula feeds topped up with rice cereal to try to get him to sleep through the night.
6. By 4 months Fat Alex will be pregnant again and Infant Fearless will be eating processed Trader Joe’s baby foods (which I presume exist)
7. By 6 months Fat Alex will have been reported to CPS for anything endangering his life, eg. streaming while driving with Baby Fearless in the car.
8. Also by 6 months, Fat Alex will be fatter than she’s ever admitted.

Let’s all put our speculation out there. Happy to be called out on mine.

ETA:
9. Baby Fearless’s name will probably be some version of Thomas (Yar’s father’s christian name and Alex’s surname), or some version of Rodger, Allen, or a TikTok favoured pooner name like Aidan. Don’t do any of them Alex. Your child deserves better. I really hope I’m wrong on this, or if right, she needs to change his name before he’s born. Happy to be wrong on this speculation. Googling the name Thomas Rodriguez is not going to do your son any favours..

Man, you are way too generous. She's never going to use anything but disposable diapers and formula (with the obligatory disclaimer that needing to use either doesn't make you a bad parent). She's also going to get too fat to get knocked up again but I could easily see her talking about doing IVF.
Which she will be too fat for.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

For the sake of posterity, by using the power of technology I have recreated this image with a more accurate representation of her known proportions
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https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/h9gapy/psbattle_baboon_ass/

 

[I call shenanigans]

She's also going to get too fat to get knocked up again but I could easily see her talking about doing IVF.
Which she will be too fat for.

She was too fat for it this time as well. Hence why I don’t understand how certain reactors (including Priscilla P) are so certain she had IUI. She never would have qualified, and it’s not like Yar could get a catheter through her cervix. I doubt he even knows what/where it is.

I wonder if Alex realises all her weight gain is NOT Baby Fearless, and that once he’s delivered she’s going to be the fattest she’s ever been because of all her baby’s hungry cravings that must not be ignored. Guaranteed she’s putting it away in Martha’s Vineyard right now on the baby moon/wedding anniversary, even after two fast food meals while the Tesla has to be charged.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She's gross, but this was super fun to draw.

Lol Happy Anniversary I guess

 

[Miltank]

Guaranteed she will milk the "pregnancy weight gain" for months even a year+ after the baby is (possibly) born. She'll use unending excuses like she's too busy with the baby (whereas in reality the father/hired help does 99% of the baby care), then she'// use something like PPD, claim the pregnancy changed her hormones/thyroid/etc, and just never lose the dozens of lbs she put on under the guise of pregnancy cravings and "having" to gain weight for the pregnancy.

Also I don't know a ton about Yar but I get the feeling things will go downhill fast after the (possible) birth. Especially because he's very likely to take to his countries standards of the woman doing 100% of baby/child care forever. So when she makes 1000 excuses to never lift a finger to help and he's going to start to despise her and probably the baby too. Especially if he secretly didn't want a child on too of that. He's going to feel humiliated and emasculated since he'll be doing the "woman's job".

Question: does Yar work right now?

 

[often puzzled]

Re the discussion of her chin(s): she always looks like a bullfrog to me.

Grid post from a few days ago:





Bruno from a few days ago:



Stories from anniversary day:







Items linked in photo under spoiler.

Spoiler: items shilled

The link goes to her LTK, which then links out to the items.



The dress, which is actually a caftan (but looks like a regular dress on her), is $198 USD.



Dress as seen on the model-- on whom it actually looks like a caftan:

Grid post:

 

[Miltank]

Break down of Alex's Super-Hulthy Dessert Dates Snack "Nutrition" Information

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~ 25 deglet noor dates


@ ~20 calories each = 500kcal

@ 4.5g sugar each = 112.5g sugar


~ 25 tsp jif natural peanut butter


@ ~32 calories/tsp = 800kcal

@ .6g sugar each = 15g sugar

@ 2.7g fat/tsp = 67.5g fat

@ 13.5mg sodium/tsp = 337.5mg sodium


~ 125 peanuts (~5 per date)


@ 6 calories each = 750kcal

@ 4.1 mg sodium each = 553.5mg

@ .5g fat/each = 62.5g fat


~ 25 squares milk chocolate


@ 18.5 calories per square = 462.5kcal

@ 2.1g sugar/square = 52.5g sugar

@ 1.1g fat/square = 27.5g fat

@ 3mg sodium/square = 75mg sodium


~ 10 grams sea salt


@ 388mg sodium/gram = 3880mg sodium


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


TOTALS


Calories: 2512.5


Sugar: 180 grams


Fat: 157.5 grams


Sodium: 4846 mg (4.8+ grams)




Let's see nutrition guidelines for an adult female now


Adult Female Daily Recomended RDA


2000 calories


27 grams sugar


78 grams fat


2300 mg sodium



In this one snack she is consuming:


125.6% of RDA calories

666.7% of RDA sugar

202.9% of RDA fat

210.7% of RDA sodium


Edit: nutrition facts for 1 dessert date:

100.5 calories
7.2g sugar
6.3 grams fat
195mg sodium


BONUS


Risk factors of develiping preeclampsia during pregnancy:


- Obesity

- Chronic high blood pressure (hypertension)

- Type 1 or type 2 diabetes before pregnancy

- First pregnancy with current partner

- Complications in a previous pregnancy


Plus:


- Dietary patterns rich in fat, added sugar, and salt, and Western eating patterns are observed to increase risk for pre-eclampsia.


- Both obesity & high sodium intake can be large factors in hypertension (preeclampsia is a form of this)


- High blood glucose levels during pregnancy can also increase the chance that your baby will be born too early, weigh too much, or have breathing problems or low blood glucose right after birth. High blood glucose also can increase the chance that you will have a miscarriage link or a stillborn baby.


SUCH HULTHY

 

[Blackpink]

Hence why I don’t understand how certain reactors (including Priscilla P) are so certain she had IUI. She never would have qualified, and it’s not like Yar could get a catheter through her cervix.

I think they used a turkey baster type of insemination kit at home (not iui).
Because 1. If they went the medical route for ivf or iui she was already too obese for that
And 2. There is no way in heaven these two knuckleheads are boning. They have zero chemistry and he is on the verge of repulsion and tolerance through gritted teeth around her. Admittedly I don't watch them too close but I've never seen him be warm and affectionate towards his lardy bride. Salah and Chantal have more physical interaction. Fatlexandra is always trying to touch him and he just stops in his tracks (probably thinking to himself "alright dawg, resist the urge to pull back and we'll soon be able to retreat in the Tesla").
Probably that's why he let slip that they were successful on the first cycle, I'd imagine they used the oura ring to measure the right time for basting and it worked.
Her last gorge fest video was so telling about their lack of chemistry, concern for the baby's health and FA's food addiction in full display. She was anxious and shaky in anticipation for that hit. And she mentioned most of the junk they tried was already in their house.
Alan Roberts made some valid arguments in his reaction.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Question: does Yar work right now?

He’s National Guard Reserves, but if his linked in is up to date, he stopped his full time job in March. He’s a CPA with a masters in cybersecurity, so it’s possible he’s working from home.

 

[Miltank]

He’s National Guard Reserves, but if his linked in is up to date, he stopped his full time job in March. He’s a CPA with a masters in cybersecurity, so it’s possible he’s working from home.

I feel like he may suddenly "find a job" working 40+ hours a week once (if) the baby is born to try and escape from it & Alex as much as possible.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

There is no way in heaven these two knuckleheads are boning. They have zero chemistry and he is on the verge of repulsion and tolerance through gritted teeth around her.

I feel like you vastly underestimate men's willingness to fuck any warm hole. I'm not saying he's stoked about it or that she's who he'd fuck if given the choice, but men fuck couch cushions. Men fuck trees. Before I get a dude in here saying "oh I wouldn't do that" fine, but there's ten other guys who would and that's why people like Sammie Bushart get pregnant.

 

[often puzzled]

Alex shilling on stories:



Items, prices, and photos of what these bracelets look like on non-hamhock arms under spoiler.

Spoiler: items shilled

Link went to her LTK. All prices USD.



Kelsey bracelet: $98.00





Meggan bracelet: $116.00





Karlie hoops: $98.00

Scenes from Martha's Vineyard, all from stories:









Extremely edited grid post:



This is probably just me thinking like a dirty poor, but I really don't understand these big expenditures when there's a baby on the way. Just getting the bare necessities for the baby is so, so expensive, and then you've got 18+ years of mounting expenses ahead of you. I really don't understand Teslas, tons of new clothes, vacations, and on and on.

 

[Tumbo II]

Alex shilling on stories:

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Items, prices, and photos of what these bracelets look like on non-hamhock arms under spoiler.

Spoiler: items shilled

Link went to her LTK. All prices USD.

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Kelsey bracelet: $98.00

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Meggan bracelet: $116.00

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Karlie hoops: $98.00

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Scenes from Martha's Vineyard, all from stories:

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Extremely edited grid post:

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This is probably just me thinking like a dirty poor, but I really don't understand these big expenditures when there's a baby on the way. Just getting the bare necessities for the baby is so, so expensive, and then you've got 18+ years of mounting expenses ahead of you. I really don't understand Teslas, tons of new clothes, vacations, and on and on.

The Answer to your Question isn't very complicated she's stupid easily influenced and terrible with money.

 

[Alexsmellslikefish]

Does yar even take pics of her? His whole Instagram screams single man.

 

[often puzzled]

More "babymoon" content from Alex, and, of course, she would also like you to buy things. As always, prices in USD, pictures of models and such under spoilers.

Spoiler: shorts

From Amazon:



The model:

Spoiler: the tank top

Also Amazon:



The model:







The size chart:

Trying to hide the bullfrog neck:



Scenery:



Grid post:



(The people arguing theology in Fat Alex's comment section, of all places, are very stupid and should take it somewhere else.)



The place with the "donuts after dark" sign is Back Door Donuts.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Does yar even take pics of her? His whole Instagram screams single man.

Im pretty sure Yar’s Instagram is mostly Alex posting there these days.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

car chats, more nesting/organizing, bath & body works semi annual sale | daily vlog​

Y'all, gorlypops. She can't go on walks because the dog doesn't like it, so she's getting a walking pad. So easy to store under the bed.
I am not at all reminded of neither amberlynn nor anna.

 

[Freetimbit]

Pinned comment from Alex under her latest vlog.

Spoiler: Text

Hi guys! As much as I absolutely am so so grateful for the love and kind comments here on my channel, the hateful comments have honestly gotten out of control recently. There will be moderators from now on. If you don't like me, or my content, l must ask you don't watch or keep it to yourself. I'm a real person and this is my space, I have a right to keep it protected and peaceful for the people who truly enjoy my content. Thank you