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Newly-released Star Wars series The Acolyte just made a major change to established Star Wars lore – by revealing that lesbian space witches created life from the Force before Darth Plagueis.

If none of that sentence made much sense to you, you’ve clearly not read the entirety of the incredibly detailed and comprehensive Star Wars wiki site Wookiepedia. But we have, so we’ll try to sum it up.

It’s also worth noting at this point that this article contains major spoilers for The Acolyte episode three.

Darth Plagueis was a legendary Dark Lord of the Sith who makes Darth Vader look like a massive wuss, frankly. He was extremely powerful and obsessed with immortality.

As pointed out by BoundingIntoComics, in the 2005 prequel movie Revenge of the Sith, Emperor Palpatine talks about how his former master “could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.”

TL;DR: the power to create life using Force manipulation has always been considered a near-impossible feat.

However, in The Acolyte episode three, which dropped on Disney+ on Tuesday (11 June), we find out that the first person to create life in that way wasn’t Darth Plagueis at all. It was actually the newly-introduced leader of a band of Force sensitive witches (the Force Witches of Brendok), called Mother Aniseya (Jodie Turner-Smith).

The Acolyte’s first two episodes closely followed a pair of twins called Mae and Osha (Amandla Stenberg). When we first tune in, Mae is on a murderous rampage against four Jedi: killing her first victim, Jedi Master Indara (Carrie-Anne Moss) in the first few minutes of episode one.

Osha (full name: Verosha) a former Jedi padawan who ended up working as a mechanic, ends up helping her former Jedi master, Sol (Lee Jung-jae) to try to get to the bottom of her sister’s crimes. The sisters come face to face at the end of episode two.

Aniseya explains that she used the Force to bring to life two embryos, carried by her fellow force sensitive witch Mother Koril (Margarita Levieva). Those embryos (you guessed it) grow up to be Mae and Osha.

Oh, and did we mention that Aniseya and Koril are a couple? They aren’t just space witches, they’re lesbian space witches. We love to see it, especially given the increasingly virulent right-wing arguments against surrogacy for same-sex couples.

Of course, we weren’t exactly surprised to see this queer representation pop up in The Acolyte: it was always going to be an LGBTQ+ extravaganza.

Transgender icons Abigail Thorn and Jen Richards are both involved with the series – Thorn plays a character called Ensign Eurus, and Richards is one of the writers. Plus, showrunner Leslye Headland is a lesbian, and her wife Rebecca Henderson also appears in The Acolyte alongside Thorn and many other LGBTQ+ icons.

Amandla Stenberg is gay and non-binary and uses she/her and they/them pronouns. Charlie Barnett – who plays yellow lightsaber-wielding Jedi Yord Fandar, is gay and says that he realised the truth about his sexuality when he was just 13.

Stenberg has brushed off complaints by some fans that the show is making Star Wars “woke”, saying: “There’s a vast array of Star Wars fans. There is a specific kind of Star Wars fan [who’s] very vocal on the internet They’ve called our show The Woke-alyte, which I’m like, ‘OK, what about it?’”

However, the ratings don’t side with the critics: The eight-part series has already broken records, despite the conservative tears and sabre-rattling about its inclusivity.

TVLine reported that the first episode garnered 11.1 million views across the first five days of streaming, making it the biggest launch of the year on the streaming service. The series beat Disney+ competitors including Doctor Who, Marvel’s Echo and X-Men ‘97
 
In the episode, there was a mention that this particular coven of witches had settled on the planet (that is not Dathromir) for unknown reasons. I assumed they are Nightsisters because how many amoral Force-using women-only groups calling themselves witches could there possibly be? Star Wars lore is not particularly complex. Now, as for the difference between Nightsisters and Witches of Dathromir, I don't know and I'm not sure if it's ever been made clear. Someone more embarrassingly autistic than me may know the difference.
In the OG novel though, it made sense that they called themselves witches because they were a primitive tribal people who saw Force use as literal magic (which is perfectly reasonable TBH) so it would make sense that other primitive cultures would make the same mistake when they discovered the Force and developed their own techniques.
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The Witches of Dathomir are the Night Sisters. Dathomirian is just the name of the subspecies of Zabraks (Darth Mauls species) living on Dathomir.

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So these negresses can't be night sisters because they're (arguably) human.
That was a retcon. For whatever reason Furloni decided that they needed to be literal witches, complete with a spell list.
 
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OG space witch. Accept no substitutes.

It still would've been communist space propaganda
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This guy says: get raped, bougie troon.

Have you ever actually met a lesbian? 90% of them are the most sexless people you will ever meet. They make post-menopausal housewives look downright randy.
True.
 
Wow they really are just ripping off Dune's recent success aren't they?

This isn't a man writing the Bene Gesserit, having something to say, but also shitposting to flex with his success, this is a bunch of women writing by committee going "take that!" and making porn bait.

BTW where is the space dyke porn.
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This guy says: get raped, bougie troon.

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WTF why is space anne frank in a padded room??
 
That was a retcon. For whatever reason Furloni decided that they needed to be literal witches, complete with a spell list.
His girlfriend/wife (who is also a creative for Lucasfilm) is a BPD chick who uses Wicca as one of her substitutes for a personality. I'm sure if it was just in Filoni's hands we'd have a full-on furfag faction who reveres his super special Force wolves.
 
Are you conflating fujoshis with lesbians or something? There's a reason Lesbian Bed Death is a term.
You're talking about the sexuality that chases gender-conforming pretty women out of it because the bulldykes closely resembling your avatar think any expression of female beauty is a male psyop.
They still have sex drives, the reason bed death happens is because they are not attracted to EACH OTHER. So them being coomers and them having bed death is not mutually exclusionary.
The reason bulldykes seethe about feminine beauty so much isn't out of genuine aversion, it's just sour grapes. If they weren't pig monsters with fucked up, manly faces, they would embrace feminine beauty yesterday. All the talk about 'patriarchal constructs' is just sounds they make to justify it. If embracing feminine beauty was an option to them, the rhetoric would shift immediately to them saying it's a good thing and a sign of their superiority to men.
 
Lol. Lmao even.

TV Shows used to release to 20+ million viewers. Somehow I doubt [insert almost any anime here] has trouble getting 40+ million viewers on release.
Take any numbers regarding streaming services with a massive grain of salt. It's a Black Box, and the only people reporting the numbers are people who very much want the numbers high.

I'm sad the lid on this didn't blow during that big Writer's strike, where it was very clear that streaming services could basically make numbers up, out of thin air.
 
Wow they really are just ripping off Dune's recent success aren't they?
Which is very intresting because both the Bene Gesserit and the Honored Matres are defined by their heterosexuality to the point where they are literally inseperable from it. Honored Matres literally enslave men with pussy and Bene Gesserit only exists to facilitate a self imposed eugenics program that only works because they are the ones who get pregnant.

Turning them into space lesbians misses the point so much only a disney writer would be capable of it, because their whole point is depicting the kind of overwhelming nonviolent/soft/background power specially trained women would yield behind the scenes in a futuristic but also feudal society via marriage.

They stand out specifically because they are groups that could literally not be composed of men at their very core because the fact that the members are women plays into their function and operating methods at a fundumental level.

Both groups are also defined by self discipline and dynastic obligation/responsibility which by turning them into self indulgent lesbians you instantly miss the point a second time.

It really is a testament to how dogshit disney writers are and how good dune is that you can probably write several paragraphs on why space lesbian coven is fucking retarded while BG is brilliant.
 
But the bene gesserit are undisputed bad guys in DUNE.
To a discerning audience, perhaps, but not to Brian Herbert OR a general audience raised on girlboss protagonists, which is why he's getting one of his terrible-ass books adapted into a prequel TV series all about them.
 
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