Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[AnOminous]

Shit, man, I'd be impressed if Dax could cook a pop tart without burning it.

He's an "LA Based Comedian." That means he's in California. That means he's an absolutely subhuman faggot who needs to die when we finally get the balls together to nuke California.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Dick is a true Ralphamale, stunting on us plebs with his slab of plain beef:

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I like the side of two lemon slices, two grape tomatoes, and some gnawed on Kraft singles. Prison commissary-ass meal lmao

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It's nice of Kengle to visit and boil a steak for him. Dax really likes getting the mentally retarded to work for him doesn't he?

 

[AnOminous]

It's nice of Kengle to visit and boil a steak for him. Dax really likes getting the mentally retarded to work for him doesn't he?

Nice boiled steak, Diddler Dax. Learn to sear at some point.

This may be a steep learning curve for a homosexual like you, but the sear should be visible. It should involve exposing both sides of the steak to high heat at some point. It should look actually edible.

This may be difficult for someone of your limited intellectual and culinary capacity, but hey, maybe you can get there.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

How accurate is this?

its 100% accurate, it was pretty much the last big scandal Dax was able to weather before PPP destroyed him. pretty sure that whole arc happened in the first quarter of 2020 as well, overall that year destroyed Dax.

Eric July legitimately keeps on winning by doing nothing beyond being a kind and understanding person. It's such a joy to see him succeed by the simple act of pissing off a bunch of Sektour pals due to them being fundamentally worse than him in every aspect.

its like the reverse of the frank grimes episode of the simpsons. This guy has been acting like just a typical normie, not making waves and handling things like an adult would and by accident giving a lot of lolcows some well deserved Ls.

Dax got a restraining order against a woman for just calling his girlfriend's job.
That is a lot less than anything Riley did.

again, Dax got a lot of passes on fucked up behavior just because he was not Maddox and that gave him a lot of good will. if the lolsuit happened post-cuties literally no one would be on Dick's side.

so they filed for a restraining order

I remember the episode and from how sincere Dax sounded about how it all went down i have to assume its true. the way he talked about Metal Jess's parents looking embarrassed when seeing him after court instead of sticking up for her like he was sure his parents would do if he ever had some court bullshit happen to him and how it affected him and really made him understand mental illness was really touching in a "very special episode" sort of way and sounded so television in a way the rest of the trial didn't that i sort of assumed it was true.

but this time Dax's would be victim didn't.

if you circle back to Dax vs PPP and earlier that day Dax vs Jesse its obvious that this is his MO because its worked most of his life. just in general its hard to stand up for yourself and get the crowd to side with you if they're already against you. i'm sure when Dick was prom king his mockery of others was a lot like the Dax vs Jesse thing, mocking people over anything they can think of and because its 1 vs 9 the victim loses no matter what. whereas with PPP, it was almost 1v1 and with two people who were mostly neutral.

Dax quickly loses the plot and spergs once he sees that the basic attacks won't get people on his side.

Are there any actual examples of Eric July chimping out?

supposedly, very early on in his internet history way back in the 2010s, but it was on streams seen by less than 1000 people ever and lost to the sands of time. its like attacking someone because of their blocklands antics. but because of his reputation as some chimping nigger it caused people to underestimate him and lead to them trying to use him for their own entertainment.

Vile.

you think thats vile, reread the thread pages from that time and see all the current names defending his actions right when it was happening.

. With fucked-up bookkeeping, stealing 25k-50k worth of bitcoin and re-hosting the podcast without permission, wouldn't these be grounds for a MUCH better lawsuit that the original LOLsuit?

probably not, i'm sure the proper paperwork and fine details were never put into place so ownership of all the shit dick stole is up in the air. even if not, maddox still lost in the court of public opinion and even if he lost in court people would still defend him. look at how NP2 destroyed dick's ability to have a bank account and people still blame null

 

[Butwhythough2]

I knew mint salad was a tard but I just watched her try to unlock her car door by using a credit card between the car door. She would have had better luck bashing her head through the window instead of bashing it into the door.

 

[Pissmaster]

Nice boiled steak, Diddler Dax. Learn to sear at some point.

He might have better luck just buying a Stouffers salisbury steak and microwaving it. Hopefully he doesn’t eat the plastic tray, too.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Call into the Kino Casino! They are going over the Jamie Lyn Hughes texts! It's like I'm in 2019

lol figures the one time I get to play board games with my friends I'm actually needed somewhere

 

[Mandatory User Name]

So Dick Masterson is a Pedophile and flaggot, his co-host Sean hangs around outside of high schools, his co-host Vito is a pedophile, Digibro is a Pedophile and a Troon, Pantsu is a Pedophile, Ethan Ralph is a Pedophile, Riley is a Child Groomer, Nick Rekieta is a Cuckold cokehead who starves his own Children, Nick's best friend Drexel is a self confessed Child Groomer, Mint Salad is a Tard who does Piss Porn. EVS is failed comic artist who takes years to produce a 20 page comic while seething on the internet.

Meanwhile Eric July is a Successful Black man who they're all Jealous of.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Nice boiled steak, Diddler Dax. Learn to sear at some point.

Dax "I'm a high roller!" Can't even afford to get his food cooked. Fucking cave men could do that.
At least go to a place like Black + Blue and get a proper steak. You seem to have the money to sue people voicing opinions about you so I'm sure you can afford $180 for a cowboy ribeye with a truffle jus.

 

[Pissmaster]

So Dick Masterson is a Pedophile and flaggot, his co-host Sean hangs around outside of high schools, his co-host Vito is a pedophile, Digibro is a Pedophile and a Troon, Pantsu is a Pedophile, Ethan Ralph is a Pedophile, Riley is a Child Groomer, Nick Rekieta is a Cuckold cokehead who starves his own Children, Nick's best friend Drexel is a self confessed Child Groomer, Mint Salad is a Tard who does Piss Porn. EVS is failed comic artist who takes years to produce a 20 page comic while seething on the internet.

Meanwhile Eric July is a Successful Black man who they're all Jealous of.

And everyone competent, like Kian Magana and that one fight promoter have had nothing to do with any of them for years now.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Steaks are like, one of the easiest fuckin' things to cook, too. Take two minutes out of your day and just type in "how to cook steak" on YouTube. There, you'll pop out a perfect one every time.

Shit, man, I'd be impressed if Dax could cook a pop tart without burning it.

The man would probably burn cornflakes.

 

[nym]

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Steaks are like, one of the easiest fuckin' things to cook, too. Take two minutes out of your day and just type in "how to cook steak" on YouTube. There, you'll pop out a perfect one every time.

Shit, man, I'd be impressed if Dax could cook a pop tart without burning it.

Really, it's that most cooking is way easier than other people make it out to be, as long as you aren't retarded and don't just forget it's cooking or w/e.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can I get a quick rundown/whole enchilada on this? Correct me if I’m wrong but this almost reads like an implication that Dax or someone in his circle of retards called in the threat. Or are you just saying that once he gets confronted with the potential threat of violence IRL he will instantly drop his “ack ack ack whaddaya some kinda pearl clutching KAREN? It’s funny, it’s free speech ack ack ack” facade

I believe it was Ethan Ralph's gay bowling event where someone called in a bomb threat and a bunch of pigs arrived. Juju bolted before that happened.

If not, that's another incident of Juju galloping away with his purple bad dragon strap-on dangling out of his anus.

I think that's just the lighting blue light really makes meat unappetizing to look at:

It's not lighting, it's just an awful steak. Another problem with natural light is it's often harsh, but his steak was just awful. Walmart choice steak I bet, nothing wrong with that, it's badly cooked.

Also look at the blob of butter in the back. Where's your butter dish, Daxi? Why is there American cheese just sitting there? Is that why he's so fat and greasy?

 

[macrodegenerate]

Steaks are like, one of the easiest fuckin' things to cook, too. Take two minutes out of your day and just type in "how to cook steak" on YouTube. There, you'll pop out a perfect one every time.

Shit, man, I'd be impressed if Dax could cook a pop tart without burning it.

The main thing is steaks take prep. Not much, but enough that failing to do so fucks up the process and can leave you with consistency issues. Really they need to make it to room temps before cooking, so you need to take it out of the fridge and let it sit for an hour. At that point you can saute it, and you don't need to throw it in an oven if you are doing it at the right temps with butter.

 

[Twinkletard]

Dude, that steak...fucking disgusting

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Dude, that steak...fucking disgusting

Dax only dines on the finest boiled meats

 

[AltisticRight]

Now that this counts as a halal thread, can we get a proper OP?

Maybe I can get it done by the weekends if Balldo shares some of his provigil.

Right?!!

Also, I am black

You're not.
Eric July is Black.
You are a NIGGER.

Again have no idea why this part of kiwifarms has become the Eric defence force, he's a boring grifter doing the exact same thing as EVS but with the whole fnt fandom to leech off for comic sales and has a couple of people who like to alog him like literally everyone who makes there business being an internet personality

Are you autistic or something? Eric July is boring, that's why we don't care about Juju and Co's gay astroturfing campaign.
But they want us to care, and take their side. EVS cried about it in the picture book thread.
Then we discovered there's some merit to what Eric July was saying and the shit his idiotic detractors were doing was infinitely more pathetic than putting out an average comic book that many still do enjoy.
Saying anything in favour of Eric makes them mad. That's why we do it.

And for the very least, he has product to show. What does the paedophile Vito and that old balding twat EVS have?

I suggest this faggot (@Bong13) needs to be given the pink triangle of shame.

Okay.

 

[CoomerTine]

Good lord you really don’t hate these people enough

https://x.com/rippagoalposts/status/1801825443022258548?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

 

['Ole Dente]

Now is the time to get the medallion in Dax's hands. He's too much of a pussy to actually wear it and read the curse but maybe just getting it to his house will have some effect

Oh, he’ll wear it. He’ll make a big ceremony out of it, too. He’ll treat it as a ridiculous, superstitious thing and laugh about it because that’s what he does.

I’m not a superstitious man but I firmly believe those medallions are fucking cursed objects that should never even be touched by human hands. They shouldn’t even be made, making one is a malicious act in and of itself for fuck sakes. They hasten the destruction of lives.

So yes someone should send one to Dax.

 

[MeltyTW]

imagine being maddox and now seeing that dax's reputation is now "baby diddler wannabe mafioso flaggot lolsuit threatening bitch ass spic balding freak in a wetback crackshack" the pure schadenfreude

Eric July is Black.

i actually view eric as more white spiritually than any of the chomo diddler crew.

Dude, that steak...fucking disgusting

why cant lolcows make food properly? and why do they all brag about their shitty cooking. i mean my cooking and its all beef too lol