Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Klondike Bar]

I think Nick really got traction with the Vic Mignogna thing. That's where I first came across him anyways. Even without the lolsuit, there's plenty of other legal fodder out there, such as the Greer cases which I believe Nick also covered early on.

You're right about Dax though. I never watched Dick's podcast but I get the impression that he just rode a wave of momentum from the Maddox/lolsuit stuff and then didn't really have anywhere to go after that. I agree with the theory that he wanted Eric July to be the next Maddox.

I suppose a better way of putting it is the lolsuit gave Rekieta a more immediate surge of viewers because he had Dick directing the audience his way. He certainly exploited that crowd for the Vic Mignogna GoFundMe. But you are right. There is no shortage of legal spectacles to cover. Without that he would’ve had to grow his channel more organically. Ultimately, the traffic he got from things like Depp vs. Heard, and the other case I can’t be bothered to remember, dwarved the traffic he got from the lolsuit, so yeah. I do stand corrected.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick Rekieta's comedy is so bad.
How bad is it?
Rekieta's comedy is so bad, Chrissie had her dad whacked so she could avoid Nick's show.

 

[dustnight]

At least Lady Rackets is doing fine.

 

[Sharpeteer]

It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.
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I bet you he's one of these absolute faggots that relates with the Joker.

If so, would that make Harley Quinn his wife? It would certainly fit the abusive piece of shit profile he actually is.

 

[thebigdream]

COPE harder go buy a eight ball from nick

I would but his coke is just fent and viagra

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.

Oh my fucking god I actually made this joke to my friend a while back when explaining this shit to him. Verbatim: "He's the kind of dude who would put up a picture of the Joker or Patrick Bateman on his wall unironically." Jesus fucking Christ Nick can you please mentally develop past 16 years old? My nigga you are not the Joker, you're the Joker's dad if anything.

 

[Chibitzen]

I bet you he's one of these absolute faggots that relates with the Joker.

If so, would that make Harley Quinn his wife? It would certainly fit the abusive piece of shit profile he actually is.

He's leaning into the villain arc and trying to spin it into this cool thing that normal well-adjusted people are questioning his sanity at this stage.

 

[Nate Higgers]

My nigga you are not the Joker, you're the Joker's dad if anything.

Not even. He’s like the slavish corporate goober who the Joker ropes into becoming one of his henchmen for a “master plan”, and then he’s the first person who gets killed by the Joker after the plan’s climax.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I bet you he's one of these absolute faggots that relates with the Joker.

The Joker that represents Nick better

 

[SparselyFarcical]

Here is my recording of Balldo Mans Locals stream this evening with the chat. WARNING: Typical atrocious audio, drop outs and restarts. Oh, Nick is also boring as fuck, and low energy. Enjoy.

At about 35 minutes and onwards, he addresses stuff about his legal case and his detractors. The chat also seethes heavily throughout about our boy Sean, and Legal Mindset.

https://rumble.com/v51uufc-rekieta-locals-stream-with-chat-15-06-24.html
(It might still be processing)

 

[Sharpeteer]

He's leaning into the villain arc and trying to spin it into this cool thing that normal well-adjusted people are questioning his sanity at this stage.

He's about four years too late. Acting like you relate to Arthur Fleck and yelling "society!" stopped being cool not long after the movie came out.

He will never be the cool kid. He will always be a loser.

 

[homofagget420]

Here is my recording of Balldo Mans Locals stream this evening with the chat. WARNING: Typical atrocious audio, drop outs and restarts. Oh, Nick is also boring as fuck, and low energy. Enjoy.

At about 35 minutes and onwards, he addresses stuff about his legal case and his detractors. The chat also seethes heavily throughout about our boy Sean, and Legal Mindset.

https://rumble.com/v51uufc-rekieta-locals-stream-with-chat-15-06-24.html
(It might still be porcessing)

Was this one even more boring than the last one?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Nick is the Jared Leto Joker.

He's about four years too late. Acting like you relate to Arthur Fleck and yelling "society!" stopped being cool not long after the movie came out.

Was it ever "cool?" I assumed everyone was just being ironic.

 

[Stupor Mario]

It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.

So, he's embracing his new identity as the Joker Coker? Or is he regressing back to his 14 year old self?

Nick's going to show up at his trial tell the judge to "suck deez nutz," flip him off, and then light up a cigarette. Because he's just that edgelord.

 

[feral cat #6385]

would you rather Rekieta become a better father to his 5 children or be on the streets fellating homeless people for crack and hotdogs?

Not going to happen. Does this look like the face of a repentant father of 5 who realizes he did something wrong? No it's not. It's a narcissistic addict who has never taken accountability for anything in his life who is mad his party was interrupted. He started the party back up upon release. Learning nothing.

The kids would be much better off with both him and Kayla dead. Bad influences removed from their life and with Nick out of the picture the trust fund money goes right to them. No more worthless addict father to snort the family fortune up his nose.

What is he actually talking about tonight? Anything interesting? Did he discuss the lawyer he hired yet?

No he rambled. It was boring.

I thought it was Devastator. The one that the Constructacons form. It’s the most expensive G1 transformer and was like five transformers that had their own unique alts and their own giant form.

Devastator is Six transformers. It wasn't the most expensive G1 Transformer. The Devastator box set was $35. The most expensive US transformer is Fortress Maximus who was $90.

G1 Prowl was the first transformer my mother got me when I was a kid. When I sold off my G1 collection it was the only one I kept. Ironic Nick's favorite transformer would be a faggy cuck camera.

 

[Chibitzen]

It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.
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Our AI peeps could have some fun exploiting both the terrible hair decisions against the Joker painting in the background. The statue in the bottom right as well. So many creative opportunities.

 

[indomitable snowman]

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His odd keeps him from having a proper audio set up.

How does his nose look even bigger.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick is the Jared Leto Joker.

Was it ever "cool?" I assumed everyone was just being ironic.

It was ironically cool. Still super cringy.

 

[gang weeder]

How wildly un-self-aware does he have to be to put up a fucking Joker painting and show it off to the Internet? And it's the Joaquin Phoenix Joker too. That makes me think he actually has delusions of grandeur where he's the Joker of Spicer, sowing chaos among the bluepilled incel prudes, or some shit. Why else would he even have a painting like that much less show it online? Fucking hell.

Nick is the Jared Leto Joker.

Was it ever "cool?" I assumed everyone was just being ironic.

My favorite Jocker media was the Gang Weed meme.

That Joaquin Phoenix Joker gave me school shooter vibes. As in, the kind of character a school shooter would identify with. It wasn't cool but it was funny to watch libs flip out in panic because they all believed that there were going to be mass killings at the showings of it. I remember when I went to see it the theater legit had a big sign saying that masks and bags are banned in Joker showings (and it specifically said Joker screenings--so I guess if you showed up in a clown mask with a giant duffel bag they'd let you into any of the other movies, just not that one lmao).

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Not going to happen. Does this look like the face of a repentant father of 5 who realizes he did something wrong? No it's not. It's a narcissistic addict who has never taken accountability for anything in his life who is mad his party was interrupted. He started the party back up upon release. Learning nothing.
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The kids would be much better off with both him and Kayla dead. Bad influences removed from their life and with Nick out of the picture the trust fund money goes right to them. No more worthless addict father to snort the family fortune up his nose.

No he rambled. It was boring.

Devastator is Six transformers. It wasn't the most expensive G1 Transformer. The Devastator box set was $30. The most expensive US transformer is Fortress Maximus who was $90.

I think what happened is that he whined his dad to buy him an ultra rare one when his teacher took it away from him. I think Himedall is correct on the original one, but I’m like 90% sure he got a better one, but he seethed about a woman taking away his toy like thirty years ago.