Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Lmao, his defence really is going to be "it's called getting pussy"
You kinda have to already secured the pussy so they can accept you dressing up as a cow and taking it up the ass. You gotta have that secured real tight or else they will just leave you, like Jamie Lynn Hughes, the woman that will never love Dax, and tell the whole world that you like to dress up as a cow named Juju and like to take it up the ass.
 
You kinda have to already secured the pussy so they can accept you dressing up as a cow and taking it up the ass. You gotta have that secured real tight or else they will just leave you, like Jamie Lynn Hughes, the woman that will never love Dax, and tell the whole world that you like to dress up as a cow named Juju and like to take it up the ass.
It is beyond my comprehension that Marie is still hanging out with that loser after all the times he's disrespected her and all the time he's wasted. I wonder what skeletons are in her closet that Dax holds over her head.
 
I respectfully disagree. At his height, Nick was making a lot more money than Dax and had a much larger audience. He also went from total pretension of morality to the depths of depravity. Dax has always worn his debauchery on his sleeve.
Good point, Dax went from a faggot retard with pedophile friends to a faggot retard with pedophile friends.

Who could have ever seen it coming?
Dax was on of the originals in his field. He might not have been making the money Nick made at his peak but he still made a lot for a longer time and much more consistently. That gives him an edge for me. While sites like this might be more familiar with the stuff behind closed doors, the mainstream public was mostly unaware. He did still make a lot of money and had a lot of followers who now watch him for who he is. The curtain has fallen. Every normie can see now that he was not actually playing a character.

Right now? Hell no. If Juju gets a mugshot posted here (Dax himself, not one of his gimps), then we can start talking.

I mean, there is still a bit more than half a year left.
For me, a mugshot is not necessary. In my opinion, having his empire collapse, his followers getting jail, his audience leaving and becoming radioactive is more important. You might disagree with that assessment but as you said the year is still young. However, for me, Nick was always going to crash. He made it his brand to be the drunk lawyer and basing your identity around substance abuse is a recipe for disaster and he was living on borrowed time. That is why I deduct a few points from him. I always knew it would happen.

Dax has a lot of road ahead of him. He might not deserve lolcow of the year yet, but I am of the opinion that if he keeps going like this, he will lose more in a funnier way. I just find his fall more amusing and I think it will not stop until everyone and their mother knows about it. But again, that is just my opinion and it might be proven wrong. He might decide to get his affairs in order and bury the hatchet with Eric before things escalate further, earning him a way out of the lolcow of the year award.
 
I prepared this for the new thread.
Fill Jamie and Juju text message dump, these were taken out of that abominable mess of a PDF she posted.
Enjoy.

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Juju texts like a woman in private. He likes to talk about how women say a lot of words that means nothing.
Look into a mirror, bro.
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Dax Herrera, AKA Juju the cow, a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow. He's a talented man in that he is able to come off as somehow worse than Rekeita or Onision. I've been cowgazing at Onision before the farms were even a thing and it's legitimately surprising how detestable Dax Herrera the midget who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow is.

Everything juju touches turns to shit, he doesn't even need the sonichu curse, in fact I have a theory the sonichu curse doesn't exist, it's actually BAD JUJU THE COW. Digibro? Trooned out homeless wreck. Ralph? Tin shack in Mexico braindead off Xanax and booze. Mint Salad? Whored out retard getting pissed on for pennies. Mumkey Jones? Burned down his entire career for an ugly pedophile girl. Peach Saliva? Shortly after she got introduced Super Best Friends imploded.

Dax "probably a pedophile and sex trafficker" Herrera is the avatar of the lolcow curse.
Honestly? I believe this to be true. Almost every person who has interacted with him has had their life take a turn for the worse.
I'm trying to think of anyone whose life has turned out better after interacting with Dax.
 
That gives him an edge for me.
You sound like a Dax fan in which case your perspective is skewed and you probably have brain damage.

I prepared this for the new thread.
Fill Jamie and Juju text message dump, these were taken out of that abominable mess of a PDF she posted.
Enjoy.

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Juju texts like a woman in private. He likes to talk about how women say a lot of words that means nothing.
Look into a mirror, bro.
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>MAXI WINGS
>not DAXI WINGS

Photoshoppers know what they must do.
 
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You sound like a Dax fan in which case your perspective is skewed and you probably have brain damage.
Not really. I used to watch both and in fact I liked Nick more. I could, however, see how getting rich by getting drunk would eventually bring Nick down so there was less of a surprise to it. As I said on my first post on this thread, I hadn't watched TDS since the Cuties thing so I was out of the loop for a lot of things and thus this fall caught me more off guard. Also, this is about lolcows and Dax's spergout on Xitter is giving me more lols than the Rekieta situation which involves kids. I have easier time laughing and memeing about Dax than with Nick. The Rekieta thing is crossing more into horrorcow than lolcow for me.
 
It is beyond my comprehension that Marie is still hanging out with that loser after all the times he's disrespected her and all the time he's wasted. I wonder what skeletons are in her closet that Dax holds over her head.
I've seen her kind before. She's got no self-esteem and thinks she can't do better. Why else would she gladly listen to Dax and sit in the cuck truck crying while Dax fucks other women in their home?
 
You sound like a Dax fan in which case your perspective is skewed and you probably have brain damage.
One of my favorite things in this thread are the Dickshielders who run defense for Daddy Dax after all these years and revelations. They may reluctantly admit that Maddax is a lolcow but heh it’s not that bad guys or lol what about Maddox? Heh heh #MaddoxLost amirite guys?
It is beyond my comprehension that Marie is still hanging out with that loser after all the times he's disrespected her and all the time he's wasted. I wonder what skeletons are in her closet that Dax holds over her head.
Manjaw Marie is a standard issue LA girl: she’d rather be with a total loser who has some notoriety and acting credits than be with some boring middle management guy who is stable. She used to be with Greg Sestero, who gave her a cat that Maddax demanded she get rid of out of jealousy.
 
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One of my favorite things in this thread are the Dickshielders who run defense for Daddy Dax after all these years and revelations. They may reluctantly admit that Maddax is a lolcow but heh it’s not that bad guys or lol what about Maddox? Heh heh #MaddoxLost amirite guys?
Are you under the impression that I am running defense for Dax? If so, post proof.
 
prepared this for the new thread.
Fill Jamie and Juju text message dump, these were taken out of that abominable mess of a PDF she posted.
Enjoy.
1) thank you for your service

2) loling at the fact that Dick failed to build his polycule while Nick succeeded. It just cost everything. I wonder if Dick would be OK with losing everything just to be able to bang 2 mids. I bet he would be OK with that.
 
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