Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%

  • Total voters
    409
There’s been speculation that the Joker art piece is the ‘Hot Topic of Paintings’—well, you’d be almost correct.

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That’s the world’s cheapest poster frame. This crackhead has taken down actual paintings in lieu of a poster. Classy.
 
All the locals cope about Nick's narcolepsy medication made me think. Could he actually start using the medication as replacement after his coke got taken away?
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From what I found it is generally not abused that much, but people with drug history are vulnerable. Using it as a crutch off coke is a possibility.

There doesn't seem many external signs of abuse. But if he starts crushing his pills and snorting them it should manifest some of the same afflictions as snorting coke.
Most information is just about overdosing:
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I’ve been trying to find it, but in one stream about 1.5 to 2 years ago (pre-lolcow status), he gave the audience advice on obtaining Modafinil/Provigil from India via Indian cab drivers. At the time, he explained that he did it this way because getting a doctor’s prescription would be a hassle that would involve driving and paperwork.

This was around the time that he’d respond to the audience’s concerns about his mere 3-4 hours of sleep per night in the following way: On nights with longer streams ending after 3 a.m., he’d say “oh, I’ll just take a Provigil and go to sleep and by the time I wake up, I’ll be alert enough to drive my kids around.”

Then for some reason, he began saying on his streams in which he discussed Modafanil/Provigil, that he barely even takes it and that it’s just for occasional long stretches of driving. This was around the time I suspected drug abuse, because it seemed unlikely that someone who needed a medication for a medical disorder, would obtain it in the most sketchy way, but apparently doesn’t even use the medication anyway (?!)
There was also a regular viewer who was a professional sleep expert who would doubt in chat that he ever had narcolepsy to begin with and questioned his supposed sleep tests.

All of that to say, that if he has been obtaining prescription medication on the street for years, that Modafinil/Provigil would be just as obtainable as any other prescription stimulant or other drug, so if he is abusing prescription medication, it could be anything.
 
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100 percent it is simply to own the haters. From the moment i saw that mugshot I just knew his entire being is now dedicated to getting one over on anyone and everyone who laughed at his druggie kingpin mugshots and the released arrest reports
And he does such a horrible job at it.

"WRONG. They know nothing. Next thing people say? Yep that's wrong. They know nothing about me. Next?"

He's a really bad Joker if that's the best he can come up with.
 
He only mentions ever using the tablet to draw Muhammad, which was a one-off gag seemingly from January 2023 (?) so he's had it permanently affixed there this whole time with no sign he'll ever touch it again.

I'd pay good money to watch Nick Rekieta have to start over from scratch. Start in a homeless shelter and try to find a job and a home, put together a budget, and make his way in this world without daddy's money.

Nigger would wind up dead in a ditch in under a week.
 
The 'New Studio' is merely the same studio but cleaner. It was gross before and it took 3 weeks to clean it because it was gross dirty and the toys had to be dusted and arranged. In that huge house he couldn't come up with a place to store the alcohol picture?

My guess is that neither Nick nor Kayla have the required knowledge to properly keep a house clean or to deep clean it after a period of neglect.
 
That Joker movie the poster represents ends with the Joker assassinating his idol live on TV so if we extend the metaphor when does Balldo assassinate anally penetrate Juju live on Youtube?
"You're laughing. The Casino exposed a new audience of normies and commentary bros I like dressing up as a cow to get pegged with a purple sparkly dildo and you're laughing."
 
100 percent it is simply to own the haters. From the moment i saw that mugshot I just knew his entire being is now dedicated to getting one over on anyone and everyone who laughed at his druggie kingpin mugshots and the released arrest reports
He’s gonna be at it a while. Unless something changes, that number of people will probably increase. The cow is good for milking as long as he is offering material for the trolls. If he switches his primary focus to pissing contests with trolls his loyalists will probably get tired and either move on or start siding with said trolls. Then he’ll truly be another Wings of Redemption. Disbarred lawyer with no other career options and a shitty streaming show. Reap what you sow.

Start placing bets on how long the Joker poster stays hung up.
 
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A couple months ago at this point, I had to make a five-hour trip one way on the freeway with a friend, and just about every asshole driver we encountered were driving Mustangs. There's an old post way back in the thread somewhere.

Fast forward to this morning. We encountered an asshole driver that was swerving around everybody - driving a Mustang. And it even had lolbertarian bumper stickers on the back.

Every fucking time. The Mustang was a car built for assholes.
Looks to be an automatic too. Fraudulent little bitch collecting props for his "real man" costume. Brings me back to that FuddBusters collab that Elissa clipped; when Rekeita was getting visibly insecure listening to men talk about cars.
I'll never understand why men (and women for that matter) don't simply exercise. It's free. You'll feel a lot better about yourself. You'll use valuable time being healthy, disciplined, responsible & impressive rather than wasting valuable time trying to create ways to convince everyone you're healthy, disciplined, responsible & impressive.
Or you can buy overpriced undersized highly available cars with handicapped engine function because you can't drive stick. You can buy generic paintings of widely known well-liked shit to remind yourself and everyone else how predictable your taste is. You can throw back whiskey like you've got the size & fortitude to appear unaffected, meanwhile you're a lanky sickly worm who weighs less than his daily consumption. You can fuck whores that give you nightmares about your daughters' futures; who wouldn't give you the time to even side-eye you if not for your obnoxious imitation of contemporary wealth. You can do drugs, go to jail for 10 whole hours, put your wife's freedom at risk, call everyone else faggots, liars, cloutchasers or whatever tf. But at the end of the day, you're still a scrawny lispy unfunny deadbeat that most people don't like and everyone can make fun of. Now with less money, a car nobody's impressed by, no kids, poor health, horrible reputation. And all you had to do to feel manlier was exercise.
 
"Here's an electric razor, how hard can it be?" There's no way he paid for that.
He probably not only paid for that, he paid twice what a normal person would have for a non-neo-Nazi faggot haircut.
Nick, if there will be ever a documentary about you, it will be about one of the biggest retarded fuck ups in the history of the Internet.
And at the end it'll play Metokur "was it worth it" speech.
Imagine pickling your brain so hard even your facial expressions now all scream "special needs."
 
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He probably not only paid for that, he paid twice what a normal person would have for a non-neo-Nazi faggot haircut.
If eBay scalpers have salons, he'll sniff them out with that large nose of his.

He seeks to get ripped off everywhere he goes. Everything he owns, he buys from track-pants in parking lots.

Brings me back to that FuddBusters collab that Elissa clipped; when Rekeita was getting visibly insecure listening to men talk about cars.
He probably wants to be that asshole that drives the luxurious sports car casually around town to go buy cocaine, but doesn't have real bragging-rights sports car money, so he buys a fucking Mustang.

I bet a million dollars from Eric July's campaigns that's why Mustang drivers are always assholes - can't afford a real sports car, but are born to be an asshole driver that needs to show they're cool, so they buy the Mustang.

I couldn't laugh out loud because someone else was in the car with me, but seeing that lolbertarian-branded Mustang driving like a pos, just like the other ones on that long freeway drive, you can't write that shit.
 
Did anybody else notice how he mentioned he wants the cops to watch his shit because “flagging viewership”? He seethe quoted the search warrant. He’s doing the same thing he did with Montegraph.

@AnOminous he’s being blatantly antagonistic towards a system that likely would be willing to give him a slap on the wrist. You think the judge will skull fuck him?

Also, happy Father’s Day everyone. I hope you are celebrated for being what a father expected to be and surpass that or give your dad and grandfather a nice day maybe share a meal.
 
I have a 6spd Getrag in my ford “hot hatch” and honestly I like it. The shifting is a lot more solid and it “clicks” info each gears slot better than the 6spd in a VW GLI. Never used a Chevy with a Tremec, though.
I had a 5spd Getrag in a pontiac before the mustang and it was a great transmission.
Difference being that transmission was made in Italy while the one in the mustang was made in China and was absolute mushy trash.
 
I don't want t piss any niggas off, but having a Joker poster on your wall is pretty much like having a sign over your house saying "Arrested Development".
Nick thinks he's the Joker but he's really Buster Bluth.
Very good, but that's not accurate in the vast majority of cases. It functionally has zero potential for abuse. That's why it's a schedule IV.
If you aren't a degenerate drug addict, you probably underestimate the amazing ability of a dope fiend to abuse literally anything.
@AnOminous he’s being blatantly antagonistic towards a system that likely would be willing to give him a slap on the wrist. You think the judge will skull fuck him?
We can hope, but criminal courts are kind of jaded about having to deal with complete scumbags all day. Nick is just another piece of shit to them. I'm hoping in his case it's personal though.

After all, most criminals at least try to be on their best behavior when in front of someone deciding their fate. Nick is dumber than most criminals.
 
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Nick’s “I’m a victim of state tyranny” act is pretty hilarious, then I remember the state is exercising their monopoly on violence because he neglected five kids because he was too busy having coke fuelled orgies and it’s not funny anymore.
There are two types of libertarian, and this video sums them up.

Take a guess which one Nick is.
 
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