Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

Huh? Dude looks completely emaciated.

I think that's the joke. Anorexics have a warped self-image so it's fun to toy with their distorted perceptions by calling them obese even though they're withering away and dying before our eyes.

Nick Rekieta being a narcissistic monster who starved his children makes it more palatable than pulling the same thing on a Eugenia Cooney who's being engulfed by her devouring mother's web of psychosis.

 

[Klondike Bar]

I think that's the joke. Anorexics have a warped self-image so it's fun to toy with their distorted perceptions by calling them obese even though they're withering away and dying before our eyes.

Oh… Gotcha. Missed the sarcasm. Text and all. Thanks for holding my hand through the internet. I get scared here some times.

 

[anionfarflung]

@Fapcop sounds like there's an, uh, opening for you

Who gets the other two?

Didn’t Nick claim he was moving into a new studio? This tour was taken in the same damn room he just moved everything around

A "new" studio in the sense of revamping the old one is what he meant.

Locals is alive with the sound of coping:

aCompleteRandom == aCompleteMoron

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

So given Nick tries to act and appear like a teenage boy, is there any chance his son can file for custody when he turns 18? I think he needs a good parental guardian, and Daddy Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka Juju the Cow (a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) just isn't cutting it.

I don't even know the backstory of "dear john" but I am not surprised it backfired. One of his biggest fans merely suggested he might be drinking too much so he did a full on hour roast of the guy, it seemed really over the top even for Nick. I really have no idea why you'd even spend that kind of time on someone you hate, tbh, it seemed unhinged. Wtf did Nick think the reaction was going to be? "Oh man Rackets, you got his ass!"

He thought fans would find it as FUNNY and WEIRD as he did. He should do a 7 hour stream of nothing but reading John's posts on Kiwifarms while drinking whiskey and checking on Lady Rackets, that would REALLY be funny and TOTALLY own John while making me incredibly angry and in fear it might be my posts Nick BTFOs on stream next.

 

[Procrastinhater]

where he considers himself an "Agent of Chaos"

I suppose thats one way to describe a follower of Slaanesh.
Certainly explains the drugs, the Balldo, and being a willing cuck that whores out his wife.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Happy Father's Day Nicholas Rekieta.

 

[Vibralldo]

It really took this nigger 3 weeks to put up a painting.
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Jesus Christ, that's the faggiest, most self fellating picture he coulda picked.

"Yeah, I'm just like the joker, I'm an anarchist rebel pushed to the edge by society, and the best thing to do is laugh!"

This nigger learned nothing.

 

[Retink Retunk]

and sharing your wife with another man.

No, he's cultivating erotic energies in unexpected places like Jack Murphy taught him to.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I think George Orwell wore the hairstyle better:

 

[LimeRikki]

Huh? Dude looks completely emaciated. His skin is practically draping off his face like blackout curtains from malnutrition and dehydration. If he has a gut it’s probably due to an inflated liver than body fat

.....its clearly a joke.

Eta: I'm late and gay. This was already addressed. My bad fren.

 

[Kuruminha]

I’m late aren’t I?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The towel on the chair is what nudists do. Has Aaron said anything about clothing being optional in the Rekieta household? Walking around the kids naked all the time, so they can’t have friends over or feel comfortable in their own home, is exactly the kind of selfish shit I’d expect of Balldo. Especially since they didn’t do laundry.

 

[Harm]

April sitting naked in the corner while Nick is livestreaming is a disgusting mental image and therefore I have to assume it's completely accurate.

 

[Titanium Vagina]

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I've noticed a trend of Youtubers standing and holding microphones over the last year or two. I wonder if Nick is going for that aesthetic. That's something that zoomers do mostly so it might be super cool for an old man with a terrible haircut to try out

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

All the locals cope about Nick's narcolepsy medication made me think. Could he actually start using the medication as replacement after his coke got taken away?

From what I found it is generally not abused that much, but people with drug history are vulnerable. Using it as a crutch off coke is a possibility.

There doesn't seem many external signs of abuse. But if he starts crushing his pills and snorting them it should manifest some of the same afflictions as snorting coke.
Most information is just about overdosing:

link to screenshots

 

[Pandokeon]

People like Nick constantly equate themselves to the Joker because they see him as a symbol of total, unrestrained freedom. Of course, they completely miss the point of the Clown Prince of Crime either being completely insane or, in other iterations, faking it like an actor does on a stage.

 

[Max2019]

All the locals cope about Nick's narcolepsy medication made me think. Could he actually start using the medication as replacement after his coke got taken away?
From what I found it is generally not abused that much, but people with drug history are vulnerable. Using it as a crutch off coke is a possibility.

There doesn't seem many external signs of abuse. But if he starts crushing his pills and snorting them it should manifest some of the same afflictions as snorting coke.
Most information is just about overdosing:

Modafinil basically has zero recreational value

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Modafinil basically has zero recreational value

"In clinical trials, modafinil use produces euphoric and psychoactive effects, altering thinking, mood, feelings, and perception like other CNS stimulants. Assess the risk of potential abuse and use it with caution in patients with a history of drug abuse."
Right in the paper I screenshot and linked.

 

[Fapcop]

The towel on the chair is what nudists do. Has Aaron said anything about clothing being optional in the Rekieta household?

Don’t know if it’s for April squirting or just to sit naked on it, but NICK! IF YOUARE READING THIS, ILL PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THAT TOWEL!

With the kids gone, I wouldn’t be surprised if Nick has turned the whole house into a nudist colony.

Modafinil basically has zero recreational value

Pretty sure it wasn’t the only thing he was on.

At one point he mentioned another narcolepsy medication that you need to see the doctor in person to get on a regular basis.

Sure sounded like some kind of prescription amphetamines.

 

[MadStan]

I don't know what is more embarrassing, talking about how you don't have time for stuff because you have limited bandwidth of attention span - and then proceed to repeat it 3 times because he lost his train of thought.

Or is the mustang (pride replacement vehicle) or the Joker poster on his wall?

I don't want t piss any niggas off, but having a Joker poster on your wall is pretty much like having a sign over your house saying "Arrested Development".