Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pedophobe]

There’s been speculation that the Joker art piece is the ‘Hot Topic of Paintings’—well, you’d be almost correct.

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That’s the world’s cheapest poster frame. This crackhead has taken down actual paintings in lieu of a poster. Classy.

From the updated OP:

Joker Painting on Hollywood Sign Tile

Price: $60-80k USD
Source

 

[Vesperus]

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It must be really REALLY bad in the middle.

Hol' up...

Is this fucker trying to steal my mojo?

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

From where does Nicholas' blue rubber ring originate?
What even is it? I've never seen such an ugly ring on an adult man before.

 

[Fougaro]

"My father was...a drinker...and a fiend!" -Rekieta's kids probably

"My father was... a drinker... and a coke fiend. And one day, he starts shilling for a balldo company and goes since then off crazier than usual. Mommy gets railed by some cuck and our nanny. He likes watching that from the corner. Every. Single. Bit. So, me watching, he straps the balldo on his shrivelled nuts after a naked coke binge, moaning like a girl while he does it. He turns to me and says, 'Why so serious?' Comes at me with the balldo dangling around his sack. 'WHY SO SERIOUS?'"

 

[Vernon Dozier]

All the locals cope about Nick's narcolepsy medication made me think. Could he actually start using the medication as replacement after his coke got taken away?
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From what I found it is generally not abused that much, but people with drug history are vulnerable. Using it as a crutch off coke is a possibility.

There doesn't seem many external signs of abuse. But if he starts crushing his pills and snorting them it should manifest some of the same afflictions as snorting coke.
Most information is just about overdosing:
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doubtful very highly moda doesn’t feel anything like even adderall let alone cocaine.

 

[Harm]

From the updated OP:

He bought a $50k+ painting and then didn't even get it installed into a new frame? Are you shitting me?

"Nigger rich" doesn't even begin to describe this fucking loser.

 

[ForTheHoard]

From the updated OP:

Nick paid $80,000 for a okay painting of Joaquin Phoenix?

I've got a joke for you. What do you get when you mix a God fearing family man with internet fame, adultery, cuckoldry, rampant alcoholism, mountains of cocaine, and autoerotic testicular torsion?

Spoiler

 

[miss ethanol]

Also, happy Father’s Day everyone. I hope you are celebrated for being what a father expected to be and surpass that or give your dad and grandfather a nice day maybe share a meal.

I am thankful that my dad is not a coke addicted, alcoholic, balldo wearing, swinging faggot.

He bought a $50k+ painting and then didn't even get it installed into a new frame? Are you shitting me?

"Nigger rich" doesn't even begin to describe this fucking loser.

Holy shit I wish I was a salesman in Nick´s area, he is the perfect mark, he has money, no taste and a pathological need to impress strangers.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

What does Kayla have? Absolutely fuck all. She has been a SATH for decades. Where would she go? What would she do? How would she feed the kids? Would Nick even let her have the kids?

She lives close to family and if Nick had gone degenerate (which I think was an inevitability due to his infantile perverted nature), she could just take the kids, go back and rightfully divorce him. Kayla is not a victim in all of this. She is a retarded crackwhore who endagers her kids to submit to the degnerate sexual fantasies of her homosexual, druggie, alcoholic, sex-pest husband.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

How is he this inept? Was the maid producing his show too? He's had almost a month to sort this shit out ffs.

He had fans do a lot of the technical support for him for free--he just never changed anything and learned to do bare minimum adjustment on the tech.

The Farms was long a source of information and show topics along with his DISCORD.

Nick was propped up a lot.

Nick's audio is incomprehensibly bad holy shit. You'd think his mic was flying around the room with how wildly his volume is spiking. What has this nigger been doing for the last month (besides drugs)

Nothing. See above.

I wonder how much that painting must've costed.

In the OP. 70k USD, IIRC. It is supposed to be painted on a Hollywood Sign tile.

I thought it was Devastator. The one that the Constructacons form. It’s the most expensive G1 transformer and was like five transformers that had their own unique alts and their own giant form.

No. It was Decepticons.

Seriously? I never heard this lore. Do we have any further details?

Definitely adds evidence to the image of Nick as an incel loser who married the first woman willing to sleep with him.

Check the OP.

Does anyone have any idea why Nick got this gay-ass haircut? Does he think it somehow makes him look badass? Is it his haircut to look like some kind of Aryan for when he goes to prison?

I'm at a loss, because all I can tell from it is he is saying he loves cock. He wants cock up his ass, down his throat, why else would you get a haircut like this? It's a very homosexual haircut.

Maybe he's saying when he ends up in prison that he really is into all that Mutt's Law shit. Why else would you get a gay haircut like this?

I've never seen a haircut remotely like this on a heterosexual man.

Last time he had this bad of a haircut, he told his Mexican barber to give him an appropriate cut. That guy must be a real hoot, giving Nick the Richard Spencer twice now!

He said he was going back to the fade he used to have in the early show days. He said this in his driving stream.

He is trying to farm 'member berries.

This fucking bitch whined every time he was pulled over for traffic violations "muh keeedz." Now he doesn't have them. What's his new excuse going to be?

Psychological tiring. He said so in his.drvijg stream that 'I don't have time' means he doesn't have thre mental energy, now. @elb clipped it.

Allegations of past neglect aside (and they are of course almost certainly true), you can't be living in this universe if you think this guy is currently spending all his time taking care of the kids he's no longer allowed to see.

He will find am excuse.

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Why the fuck does this nigger have a nearly $3000 professional digital artist tablet in his setup? This retard can't draw, right?

Because expensive == better, in his mind.

What is the point of him doing these local streams again? He can't be earning anything from it, right? He can't possibly be worried about maintaining any obligation. It’s not as though people will forget about him if he doesn't post for a month. If anything it would bolster his return viewership. Is it just pure self indulgent stupidity?

I know it's been said but holy shit is this lispy bitch lazy. He has no job, no kids, presumably no drugs or alcohol and he can't move some furniture within the same room and change up some shit on the walls. It's been weeks. All he's done is dye his gross Zimbardo beard and recreate the Stanford prison experiment with his crackwhores.
Also, did he really buy those paintings? That shit could be fan art. Some Spencer gifts poster shit.

Curious on the consensus; do we mostly believe that Kayla is still residing at the house and a cooperating wife? Or is she staying with family?

To whinge and treat like free therapy with his hugbox.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Nick paid $80,000 for a okay painting of Joaquin Phoenix?

If he's throwing away $80K on a painting, why did he throw away money on a bail bondsman instead of putting up the money himself?

 

[Buster Scruggs]

From where does Nicholas' blue rubber ring originate?
What even is it? I've never seen such an ugly ring on an adult man before.

It’s a silicon ring, people usually have them when they work hard labor jobs or work with machinery often. The basic idea is that if it gets caught by something the ring will rip off before it can rip off/hurt your finger, you can be safe while still wearing your “wedding ring”. I have no clue why Nick feels the need to have one, as his hands are soft as hell and never had to go through any real work.

 

[RotPockets]

“Ernest’s Dark Night of the Soul”
starring: Nicholas “Balldo” Rekieta

Total Ego Death

 

[FuhrerMustang]

If he's throwing away $80K on a painting, why did he throw away money on a bail bondsman instead of putting up the money himself?

He could have settled with Monty for that instead of wasting everyone's time outside of Randazza's.

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

It’s a silicon ring, people usually have them when they work hard labor jobs or work with machinery often. The basic idea is that if it gets caught by something the ring will rip off before it can rip off/hurt your finger, you can be safe while still wearing your “wedding ring”. I have no clue why Nick feels the need to have one, as his hands are soft as hell and never had to go through any real work.

I see. Quite interesting stuff. Thank you for the information! :-)

I worked manual labour for about 8 years, and I would never have thought of wearing a ring of any kind during working hours. Watches and other accessories during work were of course a no-no as well. It wasn't an explicit rule, but rather something pertaining to common sense.

I've never understood married couples who've had their rings attached to their precious fingers for literally decades, to the point where the rings cannot be removed without cutting them off. Why not just remove them when you go to bed, and put them on in the morning? I might be a very unromantic person, however.

 

[GodsCock]

I think George Orwell wore the hairstyle better:

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Hitler and hitler youth goerbals wore it better

 

[polar bear]

If he's throwing away $80K on a painting, why did he throw away money on a bail bondsman instead of putting up the money himself?

He could have settled with Monty for that instead of wasting everyone's time outside of Randazza's.

Lads, I don't know what's up with you.

Here's what he could've done:
- not defame Montys' name
- not get himself arrested for coke
- not be a piece of shit

Like I don't know what to tell you, we are in Nick Rekietas' thread, he won LOTY 2023, he's been acting like a retard for a long time now. His brain is broken. His heart is gone. His soul left him. You can't possibly expect he would make reasonable, rational choices.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

There’s been speculation that the Joker art piece is the ‘Hot Topic of Paintings’—well, you’d be almost correct.

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That’s the world’s cheapest poster frame. This crackhead has taken down actual paintings in lieu of a poster. Classy.

Balldoverse brought to you by Mainstays.

 

[RodgerDodger]

From where does Nicholas' blue rubber ring originate?
What even is it? I've never seen such an ugly ring on an adult man before.

They are safety wedding bands. Worn in professions that cannot wear normal jewelery. (For example medical professions. Gold is pourous and cannot be medically sterilized). The rubber things started out as Ring Covers and evolved to simply being silicone rings. You also see them worn by people who work with machinery. As normal jewelry is a Hazzard.

I have no idea why Nick, a man who does not do heavy labor or deal with the sick or injured would wear one. As you say they are ugly.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

I've never understood married couples who've had their rings attached to their precious fingers for literally decades, to the point where the rings cannot be removed without cutting them off. Why not just remove them when you go to bed, and put them on in the morning? I might be a very unromantic person, however.

If you wear jewelry constantly, you often get so used to having it on that you forget that it's there or feel uncomfortable not wearing it.

You think Nick got that cheap silicone ring to symbolize that he's married, but he doesn't take his vows too seriously?