Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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STILL boasting about a book he supposedly wrote in the 90s that nobody ever read but knows the title because he can't stop saying it.
This is pretty embarrassing but I bought it years ago when I was a fan. Somehow the signed copies were cheaper lol. It was disappointingly bad.

I like to finish books which I’ve started, but I had to call it after a couple of pages. Forced, unfunny garbage. I think I threw it out.
 
You have to remember when you read Dax's tweets that literally everything he says is deliberately designed to be annoying and elicit a response because all he cares about is getting attention.
I refer you to the PPP video at Rekieta´s when the fat Canadian was making an absolute fool of himself with the most retarded takes but he was interrupting Juju a lot. Rekieta was even doing Dax' work and illustrating how much nonsense PPP was talking, yet Miguel completely lost it and gave us the red face meme. I think you give him too much credit, he seems to be a little boy rage pig and is spiraling. I don´t know how much deliberation is there...
 
I refer you to the PPP video at Rekieta´s when the fat Canadian was making an absolute fool of himself with the most retarded takes but he was interrupting Juju a lot. Rekieta was even doing Dax' work and illustrating how much nonsense PPP was talking, yet Miguel completely lost it and gave us the red face meme. I think you give him too much credit, he seems to be a little boy rage pig and is spiraling. I don´t know how much deliberation is there...
It would certainly make me happier to know Dax lives in a perpetual state of impotent rage because he wasted the best years of his life being an amoral retarded manchild, but I've seen his type before and a lot of time the edgy nihilism is just as likely to come from cope as it is from having absolutely no direction in life and being too much of a burnout to care.

Fortunately for us, there is no version of this where Dax isn't a total loser, the only debate is the specific type of loser he is.
 
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This is pretty embarrassing but I bought it years ago when I was a fan. Somehow the signed copies were cheaper lol. It was disappointingly bad.

I like to finish books which I’ve started, but I had to call it after a couple of pages. Forced, unfunny garbage. I think I threw it out.
I've heard of the book, but I've never seen a solid review of it. A quick search reveals some nobody from 11 years ago giving a mildly positive review, but this leaves me wanting more. Do any other former dickheads have their copy?
 
It would certainly make me happier to know Dax lives in a perpetual state of impotent rage because he wasted the best years of his life being an amoral retarded manchild, but I've seen his type before and a lot of time the edgy nihilism is just as likely to come from cope as it is from having absolutely no direction in life and being too much of a burnout to care.

Fortunately for us, there is no version of this where Dax isn't a total loser, the only debate is the specific type of loser he is.
watch the video, you will see an unhinged boy. That was at the time he was at his peak btw.
 
I've heard of the book, but I've never seen a solid review of it. A quick search reveals some nobody from 11 years ago giving a mildly positive review, but this leaves me wanting more. Do any other former dickheads have their copy?
Chucked it after the cuties arc, made a good guest bathroom toilet book because it's provocative and they are high energy funny excerpts, but don't really want people looking him up and seeing him defending child exploitation.

It's much easier to give an intended impression over text, and someone who gets felted so hard by PPP can somewhat successfully engagement farm on X, while he would get blown out IRL.
 
Are any of you pondering what I'm pondering?

Where is Dax's money? Someone tried to lowball his patreon takehome at $15k a month. That means that, from Patreon alone, to say nothing of his fake software company or any other grifts, something like $1.5M has passed through his fingers.

I know people who make that kind of money. Compared to them, his outward spending isn't excessive at all. He still drives the same pickup from 2017. He lives in a mid-sized suburban house, which, though outrageously overpriced, isn't beyond his means*. Even if he's racking up preposterous bar and restaurant expenses, which I'm sure he is, all told he really should have kept a million free and clear, again NOT counting anything but Patreon. That's enough for someone who doesn't care about generational wealth to ride off into the sunset, especially if their sleazy Dad is there to advise them.

Five years ago, I would have believed he likes doing the podcast, but let's be real, he clearly isn't having any fun. He'd quit if he didn't *need* Patreon. See also how protective he is of his patreon bux, which logically should be his fun coupons, not his livelihood.

Did it all go up his nose? I'm not a dipshit loser faggot who does cocaine, so I have no idea how much ir costs, but I'm sure he's not coked out of his head on the daily. Nick was, and Nick is a husk. Dax has, charitably, 33% bodyfat. Maybe he does coke every weekend, but that boy has an appetite six days a week believe you me.

To fuck off 100k a year doing cocaine every Sunday before church**, that's 2k a week, give or take. Even if Marie is joining in, and I can't believe this stingy motherfucker gives more than the first taste to anyone else for free, is a $1000 dose of coke congruent with continued life? That seems really expensive to me, especially for a man who still brags about buying someone a $300 plane ticket 8 years ago, and who wouldn't post his stuntboy's $1500 bail.

Where's the money, Dax? Post portfolio you faggot.


*I have ideas as to why a man with no children and no commute lives in suburbia. I think he would live in the wilderness if he weren't hiveborn. Screams can be heard from a condo.

**what he calls getting fucked in the ass

Do any other former dickheads have their copy?
A friend had a copy which I could tell he'd never read. This was in like 2012? He gave it to me because I laughed at the cover picture. I never read it. I would compost it if I was sure it wouldn't make the worms sick.
 
You should've kept it and done what @HatredOfScissors did
Honestly I don’t think it warrants being burned. Is there anything in the book which could provoke that reaction from me? No, it’s just really boring and lukewarm.
Apocalypse 3:15-16 said:
‘I know your works: you are neither cold nor hot. Would that you were cold or hot! So, because you are lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spew you out of my mouth.’
 
Has anyone ever seen him do a push-up? I think last time he tried a physical activity (bowling with Ralph) he broke his arm cause his bones are basically crumbling into dust.
His ankle also exploded while he was walking his dog. Had to get a stool for his shower and wash himself with a rag on a stick. Most of his injuries are things you see with the elderly. Won't be long until he starts getting cardiac events.
 
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Even if he's racking up preposterous bar and restaurant expenses, which I'm sure he is, all told he really should have kept a million free and clear, again NOT counting anything but Patreon.
He's a rootless cosmopolitan who lives like one too, California had 2024 in the heartland prices in 2008, 150-250k a year may seem insane to people who aren't used to a sit down diner being $80 for two people, and his descriptions of getting women are prostitution with a veneer so thin that IKEA is studying it to render somehow even shittier furniture.
Lots of people are goldfish when it comes to finances, and Dax is so womanly I have no doubt he is too. If he started out as an independent adult making 80k he probably saved 2k for burning man or w/e, and as his income grows his expenses grow too and at the end of the year 200k only nets him 2k saved for burning man, cow customes, and semen cleaning for his beard.
 
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Come on Dax why haven’t you opened up your wallet and drop a few grand for your pet retard? I thought you’d do anything for him
 
Dax is a crackhead. That's why he's so paranoid, aggressive, picks fights with people, does stupid shit, says stupid shit, is always yelling and seems completely disconnected with reality. All symptoms associated with cocaine use.

and I use the term "crackhead" even though I know he's not smoking crack, he's using it in powdered form. But it's the same drug with the same effects, and idiots like Dax think using it in powder is cooler, sexier and makes them better than the average crackhead digging through trash for their next fix. They want to see themselves as the cool bad guys on Miami Vice, not the dirty hobos yelling at traffic. But everyone who does coke is a crackhead.
 
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Come on Dax why haven’t you opened up your wallet and drop a few grand for your pet retard? I thought you’d do anything for him
>Clippaverse Goalpoast
These faggots really don't have anything besides copying Eric and his followers. These are grown ass adults copying his logo, his name, and now his followers name and getting 0 attention in return. This is beyond goofy. Message to Juju's orbiters but i think it's too late for them:
 
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