Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

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Another issue is his channel is incredibly incompatible with the algorithm. His channel is a weird mix of drama, random subminute non-shorts, chopped up into multipart long titled video essays, game reviews, political takes, media news, live stream VODs, and other crap.

The algorithm currently seems to favour either short content that is actually uploaded as Shorts, 25-45 minute content, or going for the full on long form content of over 90 minutes. Everything else is punished and has been for about three years. Most important though is to be consistent in the type and length of content you make and stick to a schedule.

Acerthorn uploads randomly on a whim, even if his core content had a schedule he would be punished by his random 15 second to 10 minute long reeeing sessions when he throws out a video randomly. The goal is to have people watching you as long as possible without clicking off too early leading to high viewer retention percentage and time along with them bouncing through your videos or being something people specifically look up through Google or the YouTube search function to start a viewing session. Attract or maintain viewers on the platform.

You also want to aim for that 10 minute minimum, but really only channels that put out multiple videos a day and crank out the releases can do the minimum now. Everyone else needs to be going longer as YouTube doesn't want short content outside of Shorts as watch session length is king. That or you need to be established as then you're likely to be part of someone's daily catch up rotation and not punished since you are suddenly extending that catch up cycle by 10 minutes.

Staying in a lane is important as all your viewers need to be coming for at least most of your content. If you do three types of content your average viewer needs to be a fan of all three, and random update videos need to be avoided as those will get punished by the algorithm. This is because content that is skipped by most of your regular viewers results in the channel being punished by the algorithm.

Acerthorn, when you ignore everything else about him, is just bad at the type of business he's trying to do.
 
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Certain games have been doing well in longform videos such as with Rimwrold however you have to have a good amount of subs to make that work. At least 25k. I've seen 2 hour Rimworld videos make a few hundred. Those require very little editing too. Other types of games that do well in long form are any 100 days videos. Those can be a minimum 45 minutes but do require a lot of editing. All of these such games however require a good amount of storytelling. Something Acerthorn wouldn't be able to do because it's something he doesn't understand in video games.
 
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Certain games have been doing well in longform videos such as with Rimwrold however you have to have a good amount of subs to make that work. At least 25k. I've seen 2 hour Rimworld videos make a few hundred. Those require very little editing too. Other types of games that do well in long form are any 100 days videos. Those can be a minimum 45 minutes but do require a lot of editing. All of these such games however require a good amount of storytelling. Something Acerthorn wouldn't be able to do because it's something he doesn't understand in video games.
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It is also worth noting that a lot of the games that do well in long form videos are in this weird window where they aren't that great to watch as a stream, which a lot of games would do well in a long form are typically found there instead of videos now days, but they also aren't suited towards short-term content while still having something happen. This is because they have a lot of down time. When you are playing a game like rimworld it is incredibly fun to lose yourself in the little details. It is enjoyable to set out the tasks and manage your colonists. That doesn't make good viewing however. There's not a lot of drama. It takes too much of your attention to be super active with chat and still keep the game moving, and not enough is happening in the game for people to really want to watch. Thus the heavily edited long-term format is suitable. However, that is very time consuming to produce. Veequeue, whose bread and butter is long form Rimworld, is actually having a very hard time getting an editor last I looked because any editor who had the skills he needed didn't realize that he needs someone to spend a lot of time editing his videos just due to how poor the return rate on game time to usable video footage is. That's a lot of work. Someone like Stabbins is allergic to work.
 
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While in jail for the alleged knife attack, Acerthorn filed a lawsuit alleging his disability wasn't accommodated.
The jail staff critiqued his shitty Youtube videos.
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Jail staff laughed in Acerthorn's face after he was arrested. Called him artistic.
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Acerthorn complains about being forced to clean up his spilled juice and food. The handwriting on lined paper really emphasizes how childish this is.
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It's still real to me damn it!
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Acerthorn alone is permitted to be an asshole. If anyone is an asshole to him they owe him a trillion dollars.
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MongolianMongoose said:
While in jail for the alleged knife attack, Acerthorn filed a lawsuit alleging his disability wasn't accommodated.
The jail staff critiqued his shitty Youtube videos.
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Jail staff laughed in Acerthorn's face after he was arrested. Called him artistic.
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Acerthorn complains about being forced to clean up his spilled juice and food. The handwriting on lined paper really emphasizes how childish this is.
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It's still real to me damn it!
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Acerthorn alone is permitted to be an asshole. If anyone is an asshole to him they owe him a trillion dollars.
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This is premium Stabby cope materiel here I tell you whut.

You can feel the rage oozing from each page, look how hard he's pushing that pen into the paper, feel that anger building up knowing he's completely powerless. Look at all those extra exclamation marks and triple underlines...oh yah our boy was seething something fierce while writing this.

Man oh man it must have really busted his flabby chaps knowing the judge just tossed his case in to the garbage bin without reading it.

*chef kiss*
 
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MongolianMongoose said:
While in jail for the alleged knife attack, Acerthorn filed a lawsuit alleging his disability wasn't accommodated.
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Acerthorn complains about being forced to clean up his spilled juice and food. The handwriting on lined paper really emphasizes how childish this is.
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It's still real to me damn it!
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Acerthorn alone is permitted to be an asshole. If anyone is an asshole to him they owe him a trillion dollars.
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prison legends say that on the night of a full moon you can still hear the gobbling echoing from the cell he stayed in
 
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MongolianMongoose said:
Acerthorn wants a case management conference on July 12, 2024. I think this is the same thing as the 26(f) meet and confer that Acerthorn secretly recorded in another case. Maybe Zellzander could bring that up to the Court along with Acerthorn apparently violating a court order.
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close, but not quite. incoming autism for anyone curious about federal civil procedure in general.

generally, in federal cases, the parties are obligated to do a bunch of shit on their own under Rule 26 just because (and I can't emphasize this enough) the federal court hates you and wants nothing to do with you (yes, you, defendant, even though you didn't ask to be here).

one of those obligations is to have a "Rule 26(f) conference," which is the "meet-and-confer" you discuss. The parties' attorneys (lol) typically get together on a call to discuss things like:
  • obvious claims and defenses at issue;
  • what is and is not in dispute factually;
  • how you'll handle certain aspects of the case;
  • general expected timelines and deadlines, etc.
Generally, the parties are also obligated to prepare a "discovery plan," setting out a bunch of information and scheduling related to discovery. Then, you meet up at the initial case management conference before the court (usually the magistrate, and often done remotely), submit your discovery plan, talk about your meet-and-confer, and hash it out with the judge who will put down a finalized scheduling order setting the timeline and tempo for the case.

In practice, many federal courts have adopted alternative systems by local rule. For example, instead of just a "discovery plan," the parties may be required to mutually prepare a complete proposed scheduling order and submit that to the court for review ahead of time. At the initial case management conference, then, the court discusses your proposed scheduling order, announces any tweaks ("hey retards, you scheduled the trial on Christmas Day") and then submits a final order. I have no idea what local rules this jurisdiction might have on CMCs, but they've always been easy to find and access online.

In summary, the initial CMC is the end product of the meet-and-confer, and is basically your first opportunity to discuss the case with the court. It can be really important for first impressions.
 
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You can feel the rage oozing from each page, look how hard he's pushing that pen into the paper,
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I love this T.
It's so angry.
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MongolianMongoose said:
While in jail for the alleged knife attack, Acerthorn filed a lawsuit alleging his disability wasn't accommodated.
The jail staff critiqued his shitty Youtube videos.
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Jason Jones is my fucking hero these were hilarious
 
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Acerthorn complains about being forced to clean up his spilled juice and food. The handwriting on lined paper really emphasizes how childish this is.
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Stabby being told to clean up after himself is in his mind a "violation of his civil rights". That's why he lives in a disgusting hovel with all the cockroaches and cardboard he can get. The craziest part to me though is that a woman slept here at one point in these conditions.
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In summary, the initial CMC is the end product of the meet-and-confer, and is basically your first opportunity to discuss the case with the court. It can be really important for first impressions.
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If you've ever read a treatise or textbook on federal courts, something like half of it is about jurisdiction, venue, abstention doctrines, and various other ways federal courts can just throw out cases at the outset. Sometimes you can spend literally years arguing about jurisdiction and multiple trips to an appeals court before getting anywhere near the actual case.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
You lawyer types are not filling me with confidence here. I'm hungering for more examples of Stabby's brilliant legal shenanigans here and your all telling us it could be years before we get to feast upon more of his witty and deep legal arugments ?

Truly this is a most kruel timeline
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Doesn't he usually flood the court house with his shit takes, like the thought of Spoony floods Warthogs panties? Usually he'll have a several page manifesto. Give it time and he'll drop another hot steaming pile of legal dog shit.
 
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"don't you know who I am?!?! Gobble gobble gobble gobble!!!!!!!!"
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If unstable individual says that he is, in fact, not unstable, do you believe him?
 

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