Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Brief update regarding the Bodycam Footage FOIA:

• Kandiyohi is communicative.
• Our request asks for a variety of information related to the arrest ("Data") and the bodycam footage ("Footage").
• They have requested, and confirmed receipt, for money related to the Data ($25).
• They have received our request for the Footage but have not asked for payment for it yet.
• Old Glory Alliance has paid out the money from the Crowdfund, minus a temporary sum for chargeback protection.

So the request is in the bowels of the beast and being processed but it's probably going to take longer than expected.

 

[Law]

I'm locking my vote in as sexual abuse.

Going for Catholic bingo?

how camwhoring is a better career choice for young women that working normal jobs

This makes me incredibly sad because Nick has a daughter. He's raising a woman while proudly stating that he believes being a hired masturbation target for men is what young women are for, not 'normal jobs'.

But Nick was careful to say that it wasn't a choice appropriate for any of own children for "reasons".

I have yet to meet a sex-trade-apologist who doesn't indulge in this bit of hypocrisy. I wish they would see that other people's daughters are just as human as their daughters, but if they truly believed that, they'd probably act quite differently. I would like to see Nick experience remorse and clean up his act, but he's ungodly stubborn apparently.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Can any of the long time Balldo watchers share what Nick's said about this? Between what we already know about the household and KC's insinuations, I think it would be good to have a refresher about what exactly Nick is in favor of.

There's an @elb video on it somewhere.
Basically Nick was like "I hated how my parents never shared their sex life with me. I would love it if they did. I'd share my sex life with my children n' sheet".

 

[Truly Rural]

Just because 2 people are fucking doesn't mean they like or love each other, even if they are married. Nick learning at 39 that his parents are "still doing it" while saying he "doesn't even know if they like each other" in same breath doesn't confirm they like or love each other at all.

On the other hand kids of parents that love each other don't have doubts about whether their mom and dad "like" each other. They know they love each other because they are witnessing the affection between them daily, and not because they have confirmation parents are "still doing it"

 

[not william stenchever]

Young women aren't THAT dumb.

Our Wife isn't exactly an exemplar of intelligence.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Young women aren't THAT dumb

This isn't just any woman. This is Kayla.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Our Wife isn't exactly an exemplar of intelligence.

This isn't just any woman. This is Kayla.

I love this.

Any woman that is not a failure at life is better than Kayla.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Apropos of precisely nothing, I really wish I could be a fly on the wall at the HQ of Balldo, Inc. The debates on "All publicity is good publicity" going on there must be intense.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick please fucking do something and save us from another dozen pages of off-topic sperging.

Anyone up for some Hitler fan posting/trivia?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Apropos of precisely nothing, I really wish I could be a fly on the wall at the HQ of Balldo, Inc. The debates on "All publicity is good publicity" going on there must be intense.

I have a feeling shit is more boring than we think. You probably have Nicky, Hole 1 and Hole 2 all gathered around the snorting mirror. Nicky muttering to himself about how he will see this through while scratching himself bare and jittering while aforementioned holes go between episodes of coke fueled giggles and coke deficiency generated paranoia.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Brief update regarding the Bodycam Footage FOIA:

• Kandiyohi is communicative.
• Our request asks for a variety of information related to the arrest ("Data") and the bodycam footage ("Footage").
• They have requested, and confirmed receipt, for money related to the Data ($25).
• They have received our request for the Footage but have not asked for payment for it yet.
• Old Glory Alliance has paid out the money from the Crowdfund, minus a temporary sum for chargeback protection.

So the request is in the bowels of the beast and being processed but it's probably going to take longer than expected.

Nick, You know that part of being arrested where your asshole tightens up because you're fucked.
That's going to happen again soon

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I would love for the Behavior Panel guys to do a livestream evaluating Nick’s most recent BS sessions. There’s a good chance they’d break new records for superchats if they did.

 

[AnOminous]

The guy had five kids to use as a status symbol, publicly shit talked his wife for the toll that took on her body, talks openly and at length about resenting them on livestream, neglected them to the point they were starving and filthy, associates with and speaks with admiration of open pedophiles and sex abusers, and has phineas gage'd the little remaining conscience right out of his skull with continuous drug and alcohol abuse.

More than a status symbol, he farmed kids to get a bigger share of the trust fund then treated them like shit. He literally used his wife as a broodmare for money since he couldn't earn money himself. The only time he ever made any real money on his own was by getting lucky and having a bunch of retards throw it at him.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick, You know that part of being arrested where your asshole tightens up because you're fucked.
That's going to happen again soon

Nick was playing the long game to trick himself into fixing his Hedonism II gay experimentation incurred incontinence issues.

 

[AnOminous]

On the other hand kids of parents that love each other don't have doubts about whether their mom and dad "like" each other. They know they love each other because they are witnessing the affection between them daily, and not because they have confirmation parents are "still doing it"

There's this mental problem some people have where they can't pick up on social cues.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

I want the to go to trial so bad just imagine “your honor the state would like to enter the balldo as state exhibit A”

 

[anionfarflung]

oldest son had a lot to say, mostly as payback for the years of abuse from his father and the thought it was the Christian thing to do (tell the truth).

The Christian thing to do, so to speak?

She went to college as a cheerleader and quit when she found a dweeb with family money.

IIRC she did actually complete a degree in Early Childhood Education or some shit. Maybe she didn't finish, but I thought she had.

He had to bang dad's Fag Hag and didn't even get any cocaine for his troubles? What a jip!

Spell it "gyp" so it retains the full offensive quality of its etymology.

I would love for the Behavior Panel guys to do a livestream evaluating Nick’s most recent BS sessions. There’s a good chance they’d break new records for superchats if they did.

That stuff is bullshit but that doesn't mean you're wrong. They are very entertaining and I would love to see this.

 

[Gorbus]

More than a status symbol, he farmed kids to get a bigger share of the trust fund then treated them like shit. He literally used his wife as a broodmare for money since he couldn't earn money himself. The only time he ever made any real money on his own was by getting lucky and having a bunch of retards throw it at him.

Shit, I didn't know that about the trust. It just gets worse and worse. It's just so profane, and such a betrayal of the most basic bonds of humanity. And he knew, on some level, that those bonds were sacred, because he used them to grift people. He dangled the dream of a large, happy family (something most people are priced out of these days) in front of his audience, because he knew how much that idea meant to them.

He didn't even need to do any of it. He never needed the extra money. He could have had the life he wanted right from the start, and I'm not sure why he didn't. Was it just that it would be insulting to his ego to admit he was a kept manchild, or was it that he was too much of a coward to push back against his parents till he was in his fucking 40s?

 

[Captain Manning]

I would love for the Behavior Panel guys to do a livestream evaluating Nick’s most recent BS sessions. There’s a good chance they’d break new records for superchats if they did.

I feel like Dr. Todd Grande would do an excellent video on Nick's most recent streams. I dunno if Nick is big enough though, and there a shitton of backstory he'd have to learn to really do it justice, but I believe he does take requests.

 

[ghastlyretard]

he farmed kids to get a bigger share of the trust fund

I fully believe this, but have any real details of the trust been found or is it all speculation?