Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

All the artwork now on display in Nick’s studio just demonstrates egregiously awful taste. Since there are more than enough people outraged at Nick degenerate BS and child neglect, I’ll be outraged at his absolutely awful taste in art.

There is immense satisfaction in his prideful display of being an absolute sucker paying five figures for bottom level kitsch on his walls.

He just has to pick a style. The glass brick box for the shower says mustachio 80s swinger but the paintings in the studio scream incel pop culture reviewer.

 

[RotPockets]

He just has to pick a style. The glass brick box for the shower says mustachio 80s swinger but the paintings in the studio scream incel pop culture reviewer.

So Anthony Fantano?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He just has to pick a style. The glass brick box for the shower says mustachio 80s swinger but the paintings in the studio scream incel pop culture reviewer.

I want to critique his choice of rope for when he steps off the stool. His choice in gun for suck starting. His terrible aim with a razor. His poor choice in pills to swallow. The car he hooks the garden hose to. I know he's going to fuck it up somehow, I'm tired of the suspense.

 

[SphinxItOver]

I'm here for the long haul of laughs until we get the swingers Euro tour to own the haters Ralpha-male style.

I want to critique his choice of rope for when he steps off the stool. His choice in gun for suck starting. His terrible aim with a razor. His poor choice in pills to swallow. The car he hooks the garden hose to. I know he's going to fuck it up somehow, I'm tired of the suspense.

Optimistic of you to assume he will make efforts to meet his animu waifu husbando harem. He's got the personality to threaten sudoku but only as a means of manipulation. No, he'll end up dead from a car accident or drug payment failure and likely after he does time in jail or skips country.

 

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I actually wonder if the Redo of Healer shit came from somebody like Vito. Based on the description, it seems like a show Vito would like (and Digibro, for that matter).

I largely stopped watching anime a year or two ago, so I have no idea what's popular these days, but I don't think that's an anime that "casuals" just pick up. It seems like something you have to be specifically directed towards.

Redo of Healer is an entry is a recently semi-popular yet still kind of niche subgenre in Japan that's trying to decontruct/subvert other genres to get attention. I don't know the name of it. Basically it's edgelord shit, the genre.

Whereas most of these other stereotypical Japanese comic and cartoon plots are like "I was thrown into another world" / "I was fired by the hero because he's a selfish idiot who looks kinda like a generic Japanese company manager" / "I got sent back to high school to try not to be a fuckup this time" + "but I'm Japanese so I'll be a stoic worker drone with great business professionalism and immaculate work ethic the entire time and this will win the day," this subgenre rips that last bit out. So you have "I was sent back 15 years into high school... and this time I'm gonna target all the emotionally vulnerable chicks I know about" or "The hero fired me from the party... so I'm going to sabotage the quest to save the world out of spite." That sort of deal.

I don't think anyone thinks about it now, but when it was running as a cartoon, I did have some normies reach out to me about it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick please fucking do something and save us from another dozen pages of off-topic sperging.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I'm here for the long haul of laughs until we get the swingers Euro tour to own the haters Ralpha-male style.


Optimistic of you to assume he will make efforts to meet his animu waifu husbando harem. He's got the personality to threaten sudoku but only as a means of manipulation. No, he'll end up dead from a car accident or drug payment failure and likely after he does time in jail or skips country.

A man can dream.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

No idea who this person is (seems to follow a lot of law tube stuff?) but they shared DMs with Nick.

He is NOT talking about his case. He claims his tests were clean. The man that visibly had cocaine on his nose was NOT doing any of the 26 grams of coke that were in his house.

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Oh shit. What a loophole he found. Since they can't prove he was actually doing the drugs, that charge of "felony second degree use of a controlled substance" will never stick.

Oh wait a second, that's not a charge and it doesn't fucking matter if he did the drugs or not (he did the drugs).

What a silly cunt.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Nick please fucking do something and save us from another dozen pages of off-topic sperging.

tomorrow the body cam will be released stay strong balldobros /cope

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He just has to pick a style. The glass brick box for the shower says mustachio 80s swinger but the paintings in the studio scream incel pop culture reviewer.

They scream arrested development and bad taste. I’d expect to see that shit on the walls of someone under 24. I’m not sure why he hasn’t topped it off with some framed Blink 182 and MGK autograph posters.

Imagine going into a lawyer’s office and seeing that shit hanging on the walls. Nick probably thinks it’s sophisticated because he paid literally retard money for it, but that only makes it much, much, worse.

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

No idea who this person is (seems to follow a lot of law tube stuff?) but they shared DMs with Nick.

He is NOT talking about his case. He claims his tests were clean. The man that visibly had cocaine on his nose was NOT doing any of the 26 grams of coke that were in his house.

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Is this his attempt at securing a distribution charge instead? What a gay nigger

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It was a relief to hear Yellow Flash say the kids are with the grandparents, hope his info was correct.

Good to have this information, but can you link your sources and preferably archive them?

I think he's referring to the segment in the last Kino Casino where Flash said that "somebody who knows what's going on" told him that the kids are with the grandparents.
As I didn't saw any archive of the clip yet (sorry if I missed it), I'm creating a local archive:

Kino Casino (June 21, 2024) @ 1:25:50

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Is this his attempt at securing a distribution charge instead? What a gay nigger

Yeah he should probably shut the fuck up. "I had 26 grams of cocaine split between multiple containers but never used any of it" is begging for a distribution charge which WILL get him sent to prison. Again, all of these statements are evidence. He is such a comical fuck up.

 

[Getting Tard Comed Jr]

New corner demon just dropped
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WTF?!?! Is this real?

 

[Jump]

What am I missing here, Mr knows-all-about-NY?

I am not who your replying to but you can't look at state wide averages for rent/home values because NYC with its 1000's of million dollar apartments completely fucks the numbers. And AI isn't going to understand that because the rich/poor divide in NY is way outside the norm.

Those poverty rates are getting up to Detroit levels there. And higher then Chicago's 17%. Once you get north west of Albany it gets to be really shitty, really fast. Real dead end, no hope, rust belt vibes. And the median home sales price in the USA is $420,800 as of the first quarter of 2024.

You can get houses for $150k in upstate NY.


And unlike the rest of the USA there are actually homes in upstate sitting on the market because

NY is a very business hostile, tax heavy state. So unless your a hedge fund or some other wallstreet connected industry in NYC it makes zero sense to stay there.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Sailor goon song local archive

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It was Cecil. Nick booked a hotel for him in Houston under a name Cecil didn't know. Cecil couldn't get Nick on the phone to get access to his room. Fortunately for Cecil, Nick had wandered into the lobby wearing nothing but a towel and on acid. Apparently Nick was locked out of his room. Cecil got Nick's attention so he could get his room.

This story was told April 10, 2024 (link to stream). Clipped the segment here for convenience.

It doesn't look like Cecil said that Kayla was zonked in the room, so that bit might have come from my source who attended AM 2023. FWIW, they are not planning to go to AM 2024, but it does not look like Nick will either.

Yes, Nick took MDMA at Anime Matsuri in 2022 (follow link for clips). He got it from a "trusted friend" who had made it. Nick took it at Matsuri before the rave and nothing happened, so he went to the bar with Starwars Girl (Anna), Cecil, Flash and "everybody".

Can confirm this was the last year there was an 'everybody'. Nick iced everyone who was not in the celebrity popular YT group out in 2023. There was even a divide between the FNT crew and Nick's.

Remember how incensed Nick used to get when chat tried to diagnose his tech problems during streams?

Yes. The some professionals helped him set it up, and he never touched it. The new microphone is probably not configured correctly, and no one in his remaining cult knows how to set it up correctly.

 

[DumbDude43]

NY is a very business hostile, tax heavy state state. So unless your a hedge fund or some other wallstreet connected industry in NYC it makes zero sense to stay there.

if louis rossmanns stories are accurate then trying to do business in nyc is an absolute nightmare due to the extremely incompetent bureaucracy there

 

[Dean Pentel]

WTF?!?! Is this real?

Yes. It turns out that closeted homosexual men are a thing.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Here's a better look

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Lol, lmao.

Remember kiwis, with great templates comes great responsibility. (I give it 30 minutes until someone turns the shirt into an orange prison jumper and invokes mutt's law.)

Spoiler: With thanks to my totally legit photoshop copy.