You know who else had a youthful, no wrinkle face because she was fat? Dead Jen. And she was only six years oder than Yaba.
I'm still not over how bizarre the merch depictions of Yaba and Sam are.
Even Chantal looks more like the animated version of herself she uses, and Frenchie actually looks quite a lot like the Renaissance baby she has on her stuff. But this is just ridiculously delusional.
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From Ilona's comment section. Why is it that every time I see a Support Group member out in the wild, it's like watching a 70-year-old person on Facebook?
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SHE IS BEAUTY, SHE IS GRACE. SHE HAS AN OVERBITE THAT COULD OPEN A CAN OF PICKLED DATES.
Let's do the same thing I once did to Chantal's chair, shall we? Let's engage in some autism.
The average width of a female human central incisor, we'll just guess you're average, Yaba, not literally big boned, is 8.06mm. That's just a hair width under a third of an inch. Her teeth are exhibiting some crowding, I'm sure her parasitical wraith in a cat jumper could explain all that to her, but there are THREE THIRDS TO ONE INCH, YABA. THAT MEANS IT TAKE THREE TO MAKE ONE. Ask Siri for help if Sam is busy calling people's mothers or something, math is hard.
Now, she is tall so she could have larger teeth and deeper roots (teeth are actually really cool like that, if you're short you will have shorter roots, it's an interesting phenomenon!), but I'm going to go off the idea that she has the average maxillary width of teeth about 2.5" or 63.69.
How fat is Yaba's face? Let's math it!
Now, a human face's "average" width is difficult to calculate due to various factors. Bone structure, how fat is stored in the face, etc. varies across different peoples. But GENERALLY it's believed that the face should be 6.5" for women and up to 8" wide for men.
As expected, Yaba is not within the boundaries of the ideal.
The segments together form a line of 254.76mm or 10.03", based on the approximated guess of her maxillary anterior teeth. She is still smaller than 10", thank fuck, but not by much. This is kind of wild to me, I think we need to go deeper, not satisfied that her face is that fat. My autism is rusty, I go back into her stream from the other night where she was ranting about PEANOD sniping her, and see that she's clutching her CORE water bottle.
Being such a consoomer, Corie has done a great deal of the work for me, bless her. Looking up CORE, I found their AMAZON page and the same bottle she's holding in her hands next to a goddamn ruler. Score.
I find it highly likely that Yaba was bouncing her silly chin off a 9" water bottle all night. Let's compare!
Well fuck me, my initial guesstimate was not that far off from the size of the bottle, this means that Yaba's face is fucking YUUUUUGE!









