Gorl World + Haydur Nation reaction channel discussion - Come sperg about the Reactmosphere, right here

[Dead Wife]

Jost gonna leave this here for prosperity.
Citizenoft45401

Is that Tweet Tea back from being romantically pursued by every man within her state? She was always v defensive about sharing her info with the tumbler twunts and how they’d never ever everr betray her.

 

[Secondary Fat White Lump]

Baffling how Yaba's immediate thought was chikara was trying to avoid being hated on the farms vs. Chikara not agreeing with Yaba and Scam's actions. Yaba used to say during streams that if you're going to dish it out, you have to be able to take it. Now she has a hug box and pops off like Chantal. For how much her and Scam hate the farms they sure do seem to care what the general opinion of them is on it. If they didn't care, they wouldn't react to it.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

You know who else had a youthful, no wrinkle face because she was fat? Dead Jen. And she was only six years oder than Yaba.

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"slightly overweight"

I'm still not over how bizarre the merch depictions of Yaba and Sam are.
Even Chantal looks more like the animated version of herself she uses, and Frenchie actually looks quite a lot like the Renaissance baby she has on her stuff. But this is just ridiculously delusional.

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From Ilona's comment section. Why is it that every time I see a Support Group member out in the wild, it's like watching a 70-year-old person on Facebook?

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SHE IS BEAUTY, SHE IS GRACE. SHE HAS AN OVERBITE THAT COULD OPEN A CAN OF PICKLED DATES.

Let's do the same thing I once did to Chantal's chair, shall we? Let's engage in some autism.

The average width of a female human central incisor, we'll just guess you're average, Yaba, not literally big boned, is 8.06mm. That's just a hair width under a third of an inch. Her teeth are exhibiting some crowding, I'm sure her parasitical wraith in a cat jumper could explain all that to her, but there are THREE THIRDS TO ONE INCH, YABA. THAT MEANS IT TAKE THREE TO MAKE ONE. Ask Siri for help if Sam is busy calling people's mothers or something, math is hard.

Now, she is tall so she could have larger teeth and deeper roots (teeth are actually really cool like that, if you're short you will have shorter roots, it's an interesting phenomenon!), but I'm going to go off the idea that she has the average maxillary width of teeth about 2.5" or 63.69.

How fat is Yaba's face? Let's math it!

Now, a human face's "average" width is difficult to calculate due to various factors. Bone structure, how fat is stored in the face, etc. varies across different peoples. But GENERALLY it's believed that the face should be 6.5" for women and up to 8" wide for men.

As expected, Yaba is not within the boundaries of the ideal.

The segments together form a line of 254.76mm or 10.03", based on the approximated guess of her maxillary anterior teeth. She is still smaller than 10", thank fuck, but not by much. This is kind of wild to me, I think we need to go deeper, not satisfied that her face is that fat. My autism is rusty, I go back into her stream from the other night where she was ranting about PEANOD sniping her, and see that she's clutching her CORE water bottle.

Being such a consoomer, Corie has done a great deal of the work for me, bless her. Looking up CORE, I found their AMAZON page and the same bottle she's holding in her hands next to a goddamn ruler. Score.

I find it highly likely that Yaba was bouncing her silly chin off a 9" water bottle all night. Let's compare!

Well fuck me, my initial guesstimate was not that far off from the size of the bottle, this means that Yaba's face is fucking YUUUUUGE!

 

[Red Mask]

Does it look like Yaba is trying too hard to appear thinner than she actually is? Her head is way too big for the body she’s trying to present?

 

[Dona Morte]

Since we have no objects to compare to we use typical front tooth size of 8mm for women. 8 x 20 is 160. This converts to 6.3 inches.

The segments together form a line of 254.76mm or 10.03",

I tagged my earlier post.
Yooo are you telling me I was UNDER 4 inches?

Holy shit I thought I was over estimating.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I tagged my earlier post.
Yooo are you telling me I was UNDER 4 inches?

Holy shit I thought I was over estimating.

I missed your autism! So I am very into measuring things, and I will fucking nerd out about this shit all day long. She's not actually 10" (I think close, not quite), but I guessed how wide her anterior (front) teeth were and could check it against that water bottle brand. I put all the segments together to show that I hadn't altered it, because there was no other way to really "measure" aside from the teeth. If I'd known what brand of microphone she had I would've used that as a unit of measurement, but alas.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Does it look like Yaba is trying too hard to appear thinner than she actually is? Her head is way too big for the body she’s trying to present?

 

[Oh My Lard]

If I'd known what brand of microphone she had I would've used that as a unit of measurement, but alas.

Oh hey, something I know about! It's a Shure SM7B or the Shure SM7dB. It doesn't matter, though, because they're the same size. Unfortunately, because of perspective, it may be a hard thing to measure if the base of it is facing the camera. But the microphone is 13.5" x 7" x 4.5".

Yay, maybe my audiophile autism helped a tiny bit.

Edited because my hand tripped on something. Dunno wtf happened.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I tagged my earlier post.

So I am very into measuring things

Oh hey, something I know about! It's a Shure SM7B or the Shure SM7dB

See, this is the autism I love about the Farms.
BTW. What is a group of autists called? A Shortbus? Maybe a Thrash? A Stim?
Good job, gorls. Nice teamwork.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Oh hey, something I know about! It's a Shure SM7B or the Shure SM7dB. It doesn't matter, though, because they're the same size. Unfortunately, because of perspective, it may be a hard thing to measure if the base of it is facing the camera. But the microphone is 13.5" x 7" x 4.5".

Yay, maybe my audiophile autism helped a tiny bit.

Edited because my hand tripped on something. Dunno wtf happened.

Ah! But Yaba is constantly touching that microphone, seeking comfort with thousands of eyes cast upon her and her receding hairline. We can get a measurement of the size of her hand, which will let us know if the size of the bottle is correct, and allow me to ascertain whether or not the size of the bottle is right!

We don't have to be exact here, only approximate.

She really does have massive manhands:

Her four fingers there on the microphone base easily cover over half its 197mm length, or 3.88". This proves that the CORE waterbottle pictured in her previous stream IS THE ONE FROM THE RULER PICTURE:

That waterbottle is about 8" long, and if you examine today's stream, along with the size of her hands, it all lines up. YOU ARE A BRILLIANT AUTIST! We now have 3 points of data to confirm, teeth, the size of her Shure microphone, and the size of the waterbottle.

Godbless you. Now, let's go further. If Yaba's face is about 9" wide (I'm being magnanimous here), how wide is Yaba in totality?

Yes, it is time. It is time to measure Yaba.

We can only measure what we can see:

This is worst case scenario, of course, but the width and breadth of the Yaba is quite staggering. She's wearing a men's 3XL tee to bed, DEAD.

Thanks to @Oh My Lard for being the hero I needed to continue my research into this pressing topic.

 

[DaisyPuentes2]

Apparently, he was right. Foodie Beauty was dumb enough to take the bait. Wish actual fishing were this easy.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I noticed this watching FFG: she'll mention Yaba, but she won't say Sam and Yaba, or vice versa. It's always the singular.

I wonder why!

 

[DCMediaSped]

I noticed this watching FFG: she'll mention Yaba, but she won't say Sam and Yaba, or vice versa. It's always the singular.

I wonder why!

I wonder what Yaba has said to FFG to keep her in check. My guess is that she told her that of course they hate Tragic but he's going to do something for them if they play along with this. Whatever he has promised, he won't deliver.

 

[Dona Morte]

Tee hee feeling cute gonna support a groomer and his friends later.
Deny the fact that you had your teen son watch a sex tape of a woman you harassed Tragic.

 

[Crab Latte]

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She DID! Also, that ring on Sam's part was a choice gorl. It does get harder and harder once you get past size 10/11 dainty fingers to find something though so I won't knock the wraith too bad this time.

Nice 1/4 carat center stone, did Sam have specifications for how small Yabas needed to be so hers would look bigger? Lovely mass produced JC Penny ring in size 11! Hopefully you didn't have to wait too long since they had to cast this one for a clydesdale. Cause its impossible to safely size a 7 to a 10 when it has side stones with shared prongs. I wonder how fast that greasy acidic residue is going to eat through the rhodium plating. Fat women love a halo around their center stone as it helps scale up the proportions without a huge negative impact on cost. BUT I DIGRESS!

 

[I call shenanigans]

Poor Yaba got her feefees hurt because Chikara supports Belindur. So she now thinks Chikara looks bad but when Chikara was in Yaba's chat she was awesome and pretty.

For what it’s worth (nothing I know) IMO Chikara did look way prettier back in her earlier channel days. Look back to her wedding photos and you’ll see what I mean. Absolutely gorgeous, not the Amazon she is now. When she can no longer bulk up like she does now, she may well regret all the loose skin she’ll be left with. She’ll be an E.T. in her own right.

However, what you are missing is the tremendous amount of work and discipline Ilona has to achieve that physique.

And a shitload of performance enhancing drugs.

Well fuck me, my initial guesstimate was not that far off from the size of the bottle, this means that Yaba's face is fucking YUUUUUGE!

All that work when all you need do is look at a face straight on…if there’s no ears visible then their face is fucking huge.

 

[Gumming3082]

I wonder what Yaba has said to FFG to keep her in check. My guess is that she told her that of course they hate Tragic but he's going to do something for them if they play along with this. Whatever he has promised, he won't deliver.

It's clear when Sam comments on this alliance that she truly believes linking up with Tragic sparks fear in GG, Belinda, etc the same way she freaked the fuck out when DC contacted Arabia. No doubt she explained how great it'd be to Yaba and ofc Yaba went along for the ride.

It's mildly amusing she thinks that but ofc incredibly uneventful otherwise for all parties involved.

 

[Poison Poppy]

Yaba once again publicly struggles with reading comprehension.


After somebody explains it to her she decides to *flex* how NOT poor she is. Shanny and Rev had some "expensive" shit they left behind when their bad decisions caught up with them.


ETA: Did they have to return the $7k printer to rent a center and get a cheaper payment or just lose track of their lies again?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Nice 1/4 carat center stone, did Sam have specifications for how small Yabas needed to be so hers would look bigger? Lovely mass produced JC Penny ring in size 11!

I wonder if it cost more or less than Sam's $249 Wommart ring.

I wonder what Yaba has said to FFG to keep her in check.

I think it is an uneasy, unspoken detente. A tacit understanding that the second one hoof trots out of place, the Internet's fattest gang war will erupt, and the Youtube streets will run slick with pork fat. This will cut into their steadily decreasing money streams.


I see we decided to go with the 'would rather look grimy than fatter' filter technique today.

 

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