Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Beef Elemental]

So as fun as it is to make fun of him, he is actually correct here.

Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

how is this nigga naked in a kangol hat and still boring

 

[MySonDavid]

Godspeed you clippers who are going to watch this shit and pick the good Rekieta parts out for me. Doing the Lord's work. I can't fucking take this boring horseshit.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

how is this nigga naked in a kangol hat and still boring

As much as I hate to admit it, warski is right. Never trust a guy in a newscap

 

[Retink Retunk]

WTF even is this

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Police POV of a groomer's apprehension.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

So as fun as it is to make fun of him, he is actually correct here.

I don't think this timeline he is so concerned in correcting random people at Twitter is actually important.
Nick is just nitpicking things for the smallest "w" ever. My knowledge is that showing the warrant is not required to bust his door.
And he would be retarded if he didn't knew they had a warrant when they asked for the door codes.

Edit: disclaimer: IANAL, and I’m quite curious for the AnOminous opinion about the relevancy of this.

 

[TurdThrower]

This dude is really going to act like the satanic cult guy was for real?

 

[User Account Samsara]

This dude is really going to act like the satanic cult guy was for real?

Covering for the actual shit you did by making fun of the fantasies of actual lunatics instead of talking about reality is straight out of the Nick R playbook.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

So glad Drexel came onto Camelot's podcast to cry about the same stuff everyone else is the FNT/Comicsgate sphere of the internet is crying about. Really insightful.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Hurr durr I got me some urticaria, and like drunkolepsy, I mean narcolepsy, plus I also got these, like, heat allergies which is why I lick dudes' ears in hot tubs, and oh I got ODD too. This nigga can't stop lying.

It’s a tale as old as time. Someone gets addicted to drugs and they start coming up with odd medical conditions to explain why they keep showing up late to work on Monday or why they lost a significant amount of weight in the past month, etc. The only damn medical condition they have is called “side effects due to drug abuse.”

BTW, cocaine and alcohol are both known to fuck with your thermoregulation, so I imagine if you have a heat allergy you should avoid those two things (lol).

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is a dumbass for slap-fighting on social media, but he's not wrong here. He wasn't at the property when they asked him for the doorcode (but the warrant was at the property). It wasn't until he (and sergeant Nester) traveled back to the house and Nick raised a stink that he finally got the warrant. Then after reading it he slammed it on the ground.

Okay, just went back and checked this and it does appear that you're right on that. And this is the kind of thing that raises an issue.

NICHOLAS REKEITA was stopped by law enforcement. Upon knocking on the door, a juvenile female opened the
door and wouldn’t let them in. NICHOLAS REKEITA would not provide the door code to enter the residence. Law
enforcement entered the home utilizing a door ram.

Upon entry, law enforcement located KAYLA REKEITA and April Imholte and four juveniles were also in the home.
Officers noted the home was extremely cluttered. There were clothes everywhere, dirty dishes, dust and an overall dirty
home.

NICHOLAS REKEITA returned to the home with law enforcement. He demanded a copy of search warrant. When given
a copy, he looked at it and threw it on the ground.

(The doc it's from.)

It's definitely a case of the police impLYING something.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

If he's awaiting all this time in silence just for sweeping it now I would wonder why all the wait?

Drex basically said that he was silent until now because of dem keedz.

We are at 40min mark and nothing interesting happened. I'll leave to the tougher souls than mine to give us the good bits.

 

[TurdThrower]

We are at 40min mark and nothing interesting happened. I'll leave to the tougher souls than mine to give us the good bits.

Yeah I'm about to drop the stream. I have to go on site tomorrow and nothing of note is being discussed, other than Drex intentionally taking a troll for real earlier.

 

[Train Operator]

Drex basically said that he was silent until now because of dem keedz.

We are at 40min mark and nothing interesting happened. I'll leave to the tougher souls than mine to give us the good bits.

what, you don't want to sit through 3hrs of these two mouth breathers jerking themselves off about how "all women are whores" and that's why they're single, not that they're degenerate losers?

 

[Standardized Profile]

The entire state of MN should have it's own LOLCow thread.

I think a LOLCalities forum would be great fun.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

1) He was not shown the warrant because he threw it on the ground rather than read it and by throwing it on the ground rather than reading it, its an invalid search warrant and Nick goes free.

This is what's referred to as a "distinction without a difference" Nick wasn't the only property owner/resident and another property owner and arguably another adult resident were at the home and refusing to open the door for police with a valid search warrant, quite possibly sending a child to the door to tell them to fuck off. As long as there was an attempt made it doesn't matter what the fuck Nick was doing at the time. He doesn't have a leg to stand on here.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Okay, just went back and checked this and it does appear that you're right on that. And this is the kind of thing that raises an issue.



(The doc it's from.)

It's definitely a case of the police impLYING something.

but does it matter? they got the warrant and searched the house. they don't need to show him shit once they get the warrant, except upon his request, which they did. i don't see how this course of events implies wrongdoing or some case-destroying fuck-up by the police.

again, this is classic rekieta lawyer-y "no child, you don't understand..." bullshit meant to throw smoke in people's eyes when they get small details wrong and the thing he's right about is actually trivial, but it's enough to sow doubt and gaslight people.

 

[Heed Not]

I don't think this timeline he is so concerned in correcting random people at Twitter is actually important.
Nick is just nitpicking things for the smallest "w" ever. My knowledge is that showing the warrant is not required to bust his door.
And he would be retarded if he didn't knew they had a warrant when they asked for the door codes.

Yeah they brought the warrant to the residence, they weren't obligated to have an additional copy in case they happened to catch him driving and pulled him over. There were adults inside not complying, they never even had to give Nick the courtesy of asking for the code.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Dropping out of Coomalot and Drexel's stream. Nothing is being said besides:

'I have always said I don't do drugs. If people want to do them--even if you offer--don't you have the choice to accept it?'

'People say "Drexel, you talk about weird sex shit and get people into swinging!" No, I don't. I just tell guy show it is, and they can do what they want.'

'Nick is 40 years old. You can't make an adult do something.'

'I am tired of scandals and negativity. There are a lot of people who would rather see people fail than succeed.'

Boring...

 

[AnOminous]

Long ago I had hoped that Nick and Kayla were in the small minority that were providing a homeschool education that was better than public school. Now I think they were in a typical “homeschool” demographic that is lazy parents that can’t keep schedules and don’t want their kids around mandatory reporters.

Hello, what? They deliberately put their children into an environment jam-packed with mandatory reporters, including the mandatory reporter who reported them.

'Nick is 40 years old. You can't make an adult do something.'

Lmao you can make him do some time in the slammer when he commits crimes.