Here's my theory: Austin is a long-time OSRS player. This way of communicating is very reminiscent of how public chat in the game goes. No one types full sentences and would usually fire off 2 - 3 word chats strung together for a full thought. His starwars posting is the evolution of that where he is now reaching levels of light novel length.
Like I said earlier in the thread he doesn't actually want people to hold him accountable, it's like you said 100% another way to grift. If anyone tries to "hold him accountable" they're going to get binned and flamed. It's just another form of "i'msodoneguys" "for real i'm gonna stop streaming" "imma do sth fr fr" "i hate my life im gonna end it all" aka JUICE ME.
This is not the first time he did it, the first time was already in September: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin...7-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/post-16729648
I used to type like that when I was like 14 years old on IRC so it's just another sign of arrested development. There's probably also some narc desire to be the voice drowning out a room full of people, since he is the most important person of course, and maybe to him doing 1 word per line is the text equivalent of that.
Those Shuffle rats clearly don't want the thread to hit 1000 pages today, they flipped the switch to keep him from that achievement
the fucking background music
He knows calling it rigged and saying shit like this will get his sponsors to eventually drop him. It's like a crack smoking demon named BossmanJack took over his body at some point and the real Austin is still somewhere buried inside trying to fight back from the subconscious.
Honestly this should be his theme songthe fucking background music
The CSGO gameplay really enhances this clip. AFK while he does his mic shit, but makes sure to come back so he can team kill before going AFK again.
He went AFK in a comp lobby, saw this clip earlier his teammates were bitter about that
That's usually what he does in CS2, he joins a competitive game, plays 2 rounds, goes AFK to hit the crack pipe, plays another round or two, goes AFK again, redeems a couple of bonus codes on the gambling site. He can't focus on a full CS2 game, but he for some reason keeps coming back to it.
Everyone seems to be genuinely horrified about this, but you all know he's most likely joking, right?
