Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mouse Cop]

This man cannot stop himself from arguing with random people at the Internet

Why is he calling people "homie"? He's a rich white dude in his forties. Cringe

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

To be fair, it would be funny to watch Nick try to claim Muhammad was just a "regular man" and then watch as his neighbors decide to execute him publicly for heresy.

Muslims are way less forgiving of that shit than Christians.

I mean, if I recall correctly, Nick used to rant on Mohammad being a pedophile (He married Aisha, whose age was of debate, some claim 8 or 9...) and a chomo so it's not like the moderate header-choppers wouldn't want to not kill him. Even by western standard then that's pretty early.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Why is he calling people "homie"? He's a rich white dude in his forties. Cringe

Don't you know he grew up in the hood?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Don't you know he grew up in the hood?

Don't you lecture them on what to call others. If you can call me pardnur I can call you a toxoplasmosis coated ass nigga.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is he calling people "homie"? He's a rich white dude in his forties. Cringe

He literally called himself basically a hood nigger to Eric July and seethed insanely when EJ rightly called him out as the most whitebread cracka ass nigga he ever saw.

I mean, if I recall correctly, Nick used to rant on Mohammad being a pedophile (He married Aisha, whose age was of debate, some claim 8 or 9...)

At least Mohammed didn't give the 9 year old cocaine.

 

[Can of Spam]

I needed to walk away from the thread, and explore other cows and boards for a moment after reading about the kid testing positive for cocaine.

This thread now officially has more replies to it than the Weeb Wars thread. Congratulations, guys! And congrats to Nick. You've earned a drink!

So I missed out on the 5500 page milestone and the Weeb Wars lap.

Congratulations to Ricky Rackets The Rail King on 5500+ pages of cope and sneed on the KarenFarms!

Invest in a fucking rope Nick and do your kids a kindness.

By the end of this, the house better be torn down.

The only huge thing about Kino Casino is PPP.
Like, he's huge. Literally. Obese.
FAT.

get exercise and fresh air on their acres of property

Difference between myself and both Rackets and PPP: I can walk away from the thread and enjoy touching grass for a moment. It's a liberating feeling when it all gets a little too dark.

Why is this nigga shirtless?

I’ve seen Aaron, Nick, Coomalot and Drexel topless now and I don’t feel like I deserve that…

"Is this creepy shirtless weirdo your father?"

For your meme-making ventures, here is another LawTube/Sektur themed soyjack template dump from my collection.

I was going to leave to Balldoverse compass alone, but the damn thing keeps vibrating and going off. Apparently it needs "re-calibration". What the fuck did I miss?

 

[Mouse Cop]

He literally called himself basically a hood nigger

Well he's been to jail, he's on drugs, he had sex outside his marriage, and he doesn't take care of his kids. I guess he is pretty black now that I think about it.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He literally called himself basically a hood nigger to Eric July and seethed insanely when EJ rightly called him out as the most whitebread cracka ass nigga he ever saw.

At least Mohammed didn't give the 9 year old cocaine.

I'm waiting for the Rekieta conversion to Islam arc to justify his cocaine test on his 9 year old like how arabs use hashish and gets a fatwah called on him by Memri TV.

"Tie me a missle and fire it at Spicer, I am ready, inshallah!" - MEMRI TV episode on calling Jihad against the zindiq Rekieta.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Let me just say, looking through the very first page of this thread (after going through @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's new OP -- great job, BTW!), it really does seem kind of surreal where we've ended up. This post in particular strikes me as ironic:



Life comes at you fast, I guess...

Already posted this on the Kino Casino thread but I figured it would fit here too, I think Gunt may have been the only person who saw all this coming back then, lmao

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

According to Nick, April is not "living" with him

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Nick never lies.

 

[Sam Losco]

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That's true. She's "living" in his house next door, she just spends all her time at his and sleeps over a lot.

 

[Can of Spam]

According to Nick April is not "living" with him

I think she "technically" lives next door. Outmaneuvered, Scandicel prude.

> "I could probably speak on my opinion of how she is.."
Anyone who lets you Balldo them I'm sure rates at least 4/5 stars in your review Rackets.

>"I'll let her speak for herself; if she ever chooses to."
That would require the corner demon to take the limp dick out of her mouth, ever.
As a succubus, I think that's impossible for her to do as long as there's still cocaine around.

 

[Lemondale]

Why is he covering legal topics? didnt nick said his channel wasnt a law channel?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

According to Nick April is not "living" with him

Once again:

Based on Nick's DMs with STMS cohost Keanu, the cope appears to be that April is not "living" with Nick because she is ACTUALLY living in the property Nick and Kayla own next door.

Sending Nick Rekieta money to press him but not actually knowing enough to close the loopholes he exploits to be dishonest is nothing less than I'd expect from someone sending Nick Rekieta money in 2024.

 

[TherapyMan]

That's true. She's "living" in his house next door, she just spends all her time at his and sleeps over a lot.

People have asked Nick this so many times and he always gives the same weaselly response.

Why is he covering legal topics? didnt nick said his channel wasnt a law channel?

For reasons unknown to everyone, Nick suddenly has a desire to not make his channel about his sexual escapades and loose morals.

Sending Nick Rekieta money to press him but not actually knowing enough to close the loopholes he exploits to be dishonest is nothing less than I'd expect from someone sending Nick Rekieta money in 2024.

Seriously, stop giving this fuck money.

 

[RotPockets]

Why is he calling people "homie"? He's a rich white dude in his forties. Cringe

No sudden movements, there is literally a cat right behind you.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Seriously, stop giving this fuck money.

You are preaching to the wrong crowd dude.
No one here wants to give this child abuser money.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Why is he covering legal topics? didnt nick said his channel wasnt a law channel?

Nobody is interested in coom talk and he needs money to pay A LOT of lawyers to resolve all the problems he has created for himself.

He is also trying to rehabilitate his public image. Good luck with that balldo man.

 

[Strix454]

Why is he calling people "homie"? He's a rich white dude in his forties. Cringe

No. He grew up a poor black child in the hood in houston. The police came on his school bus and told him he would end up in prison. The man was always on him and now the man wants to put him in prison for bein a proud black man. They are trying to hold the homie down. Black Lives Matter.

His white friend Drexel agrees with all of this.