Trashfire Magi-chan and her hosts - Discuss/sperg/speculate about Chris Chan's demons and the new hosts she's found. Currently, she resides in Nicholas Rekieta's scrotum. A sigil known as "The Balldo" is required for the dimensional merge.

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I'd have to try and find some reference to that because I thought I knew Chris, I've watched that weird fuck since before Bob died, before Liquid Chris was fucking with him and I can't ever remember anything about him not wanting to go to Church because of Sonichu.
I always figured Chris didn't go to Chruch because he was, well, Chris, and there's no Lego at Church.
He used to have a fucking support worker from his Church around the time Bob died, so they were involved somehow, this is the first time I ever heard of him having some avoidance of Church.
It's been a long time since I paid much attention to Chris, apart from the Motherfucking thing. It just got depressing after Bob died.

yeah iirc he stopped going to church because 1. he couldn't be bothered to, and 2. his actual excuse was that he's a goddess now and that doesn't mesh well with church, but i don't recall him avoiding it beforehand to any stronger a degree than simply a kid who doesn't wanna go because he's busy playing the nintender

 

[The Lawgiver]

it really does seem like they're not the same people, but that's not really the reason
chris' characters always shared his current beliefs, if he's anti homosexuality then so are they, if he's into it then they are too

the issue is that his characters did feel like they were written in a more varied manner, yknow like character... sure it was shallow, but noticable
whereas later on they really did just all become extensions of him, sonichu is no longer SO KEWL EPIC RADICAL BRO, and the other characters don't have their fun personalities either, they all just became really lame and 'deep' and pretentious in the exact same way

Not all of chris' characters shared his current beliefs at the time of creation! It's more the protagonists shared his opinions because that's what he thought "good people" think about things. People have pointed out numerous times over the years how Magi-chan's spying/mind reading/future sight abilities are completely fucking broken but he rarely uses them to an actually effective degree. That combined with the fact I brought up a while back with the him redeeming and then marrying an evil shapeshifting thot offscreen in the comic kinda tell you the sort of morality Chris was operating on at the time sonichu was written, but magi-chan in the original comic is also very clearly not the same person as chris as similar as some aspects are. Chris couldn't stand the idea of being in a relationship with anyone who had a dick, Magi-chan was completely fine and tolerant with some woman literally cursed by an evil wizard to have a dick AND vagina. Though the implication here is he eventually cures her of that curse, you know the actual Chris back then wouldn't even give someone that made a claim of that kind of thing the time of day.

the ability to fantasize and invent characters that dont exist requires some level of intellect, and chris might have just been tethering on the edge of it, and has now lost it
he also used to be able to conceptualize hypotheticals, like when he knew rosechu and sonichu where never babies but still illustrated what they *would* look like if they *were* ever babies- a hypothetical concept that doesn't exist, but could
he is now entirely incapable of that, everything must be, it either is, or isn't

The shift from "true love style romance+possible sex" angle to "sexual gratification achieved through affection" angle in terms of how chris talks about relationships the last few years somewhat could be another hint of whats going on internally.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I think if "Magi-Chan" does actually go after Dick Masterson- my spit-ball theory is the demon will probably target and try to fuck up Dick Masterson's wealth, as that's something Dick seems to care alot about and brag about (anyone remember "I live in the hollywood hills"?). I can easily envision something catastrophic happening to the Barbie Dream mansion as a result that fuck up it's property value and thus robs Dick of a massive source of his wealth.

The fact Ayylwags want "Magi-Chan" to go after Dick Masterson next actually works against the likelihood of Dick being the next target, however, Dick's ego/pride and disbelief in the curse itself also paints a big target on his back.

 

[Maurice Maine]

I think if "Magi-Chan" does actually go after Dick Masterson- my spit-ball theory is the demon will probably target and try to fuck up Dick Masterson's wealth, as that's something Dick seems to care alot about and brag about (anyone remember "I live in the hollywood hills"?). I can easily envision something catastrophic happening to the Barbie Dream mansion as a result that fuck up it's property value and thus robs Dick of a massive source of his wealth.

The fact Ayylwags want "Magi-Chan" to go after Dick Masterson next actually works against the likelihood of Dick being the next target, however, Dick's ego/pride and disbelief in the curse itself also paints a big target on his back.

I don't know what the fuck I just read but it'll be hilarious if Chris actually hexes the guy and he falls further into disgrace, having to resort to facing his old nemesis... Dr. Phil.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Considering everyone who got cursed by the medallion accepted it willingly, it might be that avoiding the curse is as simple as disrespecting it.

Technically speaking in the orthodox sense demons and other such demonic entities can only take willing hosts and those who will orienting their life towards Christ are immune to such temptations
if you excuse me I need to go pray this thread is legitimately freaking me out

 

[genericwhitemale]

Umm @Null I think we might have a problem.

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This is NOT going to end well.

EDIT: He did not wear it on stream, he said maybe next week people can vote on whether or not he puts it on, or X amount of donations and he wears it. It's clearly a bit but he's fucking with forces beyond our comprehension here. Personally I wouldn't tempt fate so brazenly.

So Dax, Ralph and Vito got the cursed medallion and passed it around like a joint. Looking forward to the consequences of this act.

 

[Procrastinhater]

So Dax, Ralph and Vito got the cursed medallion and passed it around like a joint. Looking forward to the consequences of this act.

That looks like a legit Chris Chan Heresy Edition medallion too.
I doubt Dax will have the balls to put it on and say the words with his real name, but looking at whats happened with that thing he may not have to.
Egregores get stronger the more people think about them and he's inviting it into his life already.

Its not like people that have been exposed to Magi Chan have had horrific bad luck and consequences.

Vedo touched it too. If it takes out Vedophile as collateral damage it will be great.
In all seriousness though, this is really starting to creep me out.

 

[Fireman Sam]

That looks like a legit Chris Chan Heresy Edition medallion too.
I doubt Dax will have the balls to put it on and say the words with his real name, but looking at whats happened with that thing he may not have to.
Egregores get stronger the more people think about them and he's inviting it into his life already.

Its not like people that have been exposed to Magi Chan have had horrific bad luck and consequences.

Vedo touched it too. If it takes out Vedophile as collateral damage it will be great.
In all seriousness though, this is really starting to creep me out.

He's fucked himself

To go full woowoo here. He does this on the full moon, right after summer solstice, in a period of time where solar storms are high (have been scientifically proven to change behaviour patterns in both people and animals).
There's power in intent and power in collective belief. If enough people believe that the sonichu medallion is cursed then it practically is. Naturally these people 'cursed' by such an object have self immolated by none other than their own behaviours and flaws.

If nothing else we have a funny clip to point back to when Dax inevitably has his moment. If 1300+ pages don't already paint the picture clearly lol!

Cursed objects increase in power when conditions are fullfilled. More people believing in the curses, many hosts etc etc. Dax has demonstrated the willingness to wear the medalion and host the demon so if we assume that the curse got stronger, there might not even be a need for an incantation.

 

[NotAlfred]

It's incredible that things even played out in a way where this is being discussed. I'm sure there have been many times where people thought Christory couldn't get any crazier, but here we are yet again. This time it's demons.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's incredible that things even played out in a way where this is being discussed. I'm sure there have been many times where people thought Christory couldn't get any crazier, but here we are yet again. This time it's demons.

One thing the surprise motherfucking taught me after years of deliberately ignoring Chris - as bad as it is now, it can always get worse.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

What are the implications of acquiring it on summer solstice?

 

[Procrastinhater]

What are the implications of acquiring it on summer solstice?

It's the next major point on the Occult calendar.
The Summer Solstice was one of the 4 major points on the Occultists calendar, along with the Winter Solstice, Halloween, and Walpurgis Night (April 31st.)
It was October 31 and April 31 that are the two main events as far as "Dark" Occult rituals go.
If you were wanting to do something fucked up those festivals are more suited.
The Summer one (Midsummer) is just the closest one to today.

 

[porkWellington]

I have a strong feeling Ralph unironically didn't want to tempt Magi-chan and only went along with it because he didn't want to look like a fag in front of Daddy Dick.

Also, are Ralph's cats going to be the first victims of Magi-chan? Pretty sure he has two and one's old with health problems.

 

[Haru Okumura]

That looks like a legit Chris Chan Heresy Edition medallion too.

When Dax pulled it out on the podcast, Ethan noted that it was one of Chris' at least twice, for what that's worth.

 

[Procrastinhater]

When Dax pulled it out on the podcast, Ethan noted that it was one of Chris' at least twice, for what that's worth.

Yeah it looks like the ones Praetor is shilling that have "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime" written on them.
If you look at the legit post prison ones it's pretty much identical, unless someone has made knock offs of them I think it's an authentic one. There's a lot of different styles of fakes out there but that's got the creepy soulless eyes of the authentic medallions.

 

[Bucephalus]

Belphegor has claimed another sacrifice.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I have a strong feeling Ralph unironically didn't want to tempt Magi-chan and only went along with it because he didn't want to look like a fag in front of Daddy Dick.

Also, are Ralph's cats going to be the first victims of Magi-chan? Pretty sure he has two and one's old with health problems.

Don't worry. He left them a mountain of food.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Don't worry. He left them a mountain of food.

Fuck Rest in Peace cats.

 

[AltisticRight]

So piggytits being posessed by Magi-chan can sniff out real artefacts of Chris Chan like Harry Potter sniffing out horcruxes like piggy sniffing out truffles from a concubine's anus?

That's a superpower I'd rather not have. Thank God.

 

[Bucephalus]

Another one bites the dust.