Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

It‘s not fraud but it feels like it.

It doesn’t have to be fraud to be shameful.

Nick’s cope about his disgusting life is that he’s only doing things that are consensual and legal. That’s quite a low bar even if it were true, which it verifiably isn’t.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

It was extremely cruel and he shouldn't have done it the way he did. But it’s his nature. He is a middle-age shock jock and associated with the outside edges of the Anthony Cumia space. He stepped out on his first wife while she was pregnant. About all he has over the other three is what someone else called his "rat-like" survival instincts.

The pregnancy thing with his first and better ex-wife was him impregnating her during divorce and them both deciding to keep the child despite going their own ways. Him leaving her while pregnant for April is supposedly what his a-logs (I don’t understand how he has them, he’s pretty boring) spread around.

He’s not that abhorrent.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I know we all knew Legal Vices was sweeping it up for Nick but he had a bit of spergout on a stream that Elissa clipped. He was asked if a 9 year old being on coke was cool and coped that if you asked that question you were worse than the people involved. Which is...interesting.

 

[RussianParasite]

I know we all knew Legal Vices was sweeping it up for Nick but he had a bit of spergout on a stream that Elissa clipped. He was asked if a 9 year old being on coke was cool and coped that if you asked that question you were worse than the people involved. Which is...interesting.

These people sweeping are such reprehensible faggots. Notice that they won’t actually answer the question? The truth is right there. It’s a simple question with an easy answer. It just goes to show how looney toons they all are.

May the Sonichu medallion find itself in their mailboxes one day soon.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What we needed during the debate coverage was a drunk and high Rekieta who could translate Biden’s language for us while mumbling off staring at ceiling cats. Sad we didn’t get that.

Who was even watching Nick, the never-a-law-channel streamer besides the full time Cult of the Nose members?

Formerly I would have liked to play his stream in the background, but the characters are just despicable to me know.

That clip of the superchat for Ty made me somewhat MATI. These two motherfuckers were happy to run their mouths for hours during the court case while raking in donos to line Ty’s pockets, but now seize the fuck up when it comes to saying one fucking word to express regret or remorse about the outcome.

What a couple of dickless cowards.

As someone who liked Ty formerly, and thought that he was a decent person, I am dumb founded that he has taken the 'ignore it's route. I would have some measure of respect if he put out a single segment or video addressing it, then left it, but he doesn't even have the integrity to do that. This almost 'pretending it never happened' is too similar to gaslighting for me.

More should be made of the fact Rekieta set up a fundraiser, got $100,000, and funnelled it to his friend who was a deeply incompetent lawyer with no experience in the area of law at hand. Nick got criticism back in the day, but snaked his way out of it by insisting he didn’t get the money. Fans defended him. But Ty got all of that money, leaving Vic in the dust with a $300,000+ bill due to his incompetence as an attorney.

It‘s not fraud but it feels like it.

He raised almost 300k USD and left a judgement of 600k USD.

I know we all knew Legal Vices was sweeping it up for Nick but he had a bit of spergout on a stream that Elissa clipped. He was asked if a 9 year old being on coke was cool and coped that if you asked that question you were worse than the people involved. Which is...interesting.

Balldowashers got to wash... Why are all these people so unprincipled?

 

[Angry Crustacean]

I know we all knew Legal Vices was sweeping it up for Nick but he had a bit of spergout on a stream that Elissa clipped. He was asked if a 9 year old being on coke was cool and coped that if you asked that question you were worse than the people involved. Which is...interesting.

"Posing questions about the morality of actions to others is less moral than those actions." The logic does not logic.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

The logic does not logic.

It does when you're holding a broom.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

It does when you're holding a broom.

I have to imagine this dipshit failed his Ethics classes in law school.

 

[DumbDude43]

Ty has the facial expression and joyfulness of a dead fish
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that man has never recovered (and most likely will never recover) from the absolute feltening that he inflicted on himself with the vic case

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>It's not a president's job to deal with the opioid crisis

If I remember right Melania actually did her First Lady project as tackling the opioid crisis. She didn’t decide to fuck up the school hot lunch program like Big Mike. She basically just went around to families of functioning people who became addicts and assessed if dem’ programs did anything.

Like Trump’s domestic policy was connected to stopping the free flow of people and drugs through the border. That is basically his most concrete policy. I know Nick is a lolbert retard, but Trump and Guns was something he hated, but had cover and he doesn’t know basic shit.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I know we all knew Legal Vices was sweeping it up for Nick but he had a bit of spergout on a stream that Elissa clipped. He was asked if a 9 year old being on coke was cool and coped that if you asked that question you were worse than the people involved. Which is...interesting.

You think that's bad, I remember when Legal Vices spun drex's sleeping with his proto-stepdaughter to metoo & problems of modern dating, lmfao.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

These people sweeping are such reprehensible faggots.

They had the option to not read it or just answer it , instead they read it and condemned the superchatter. I really don't get it, theese people are supposed to be lawyers/involved in law shit and yet thet keep on picking the choices that make them look as bad as possible. How are they this bad at this. " I think a 9yo on coke is awful/reprehensible".

They have to know that everything is gonna come out in the end and that there;s no way for them to clout goblin off of Nick's "redemption" and the actual play is to cover Nick's shit like they've covered other shit or go sensational ala PPP. Like all of theese dudes Jumped on the Nick Dick post Vic during rittenhouse, why are they so attached to his cock? Why won't they pull up? What magical sway does the balldo have over theese people and is it working in conjuction with the sonichu medalliion?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Drexel got that revitiligo. It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson's got -- lucky bastard.

104% black with a 3% margin of error.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Balldowashers got to wash... Why are all these people so unprincipled?

It's like the old (It wasn't that long ago) movie The Devil's Advocate, except there's no waking up from it was all a dream like Minority Report or Inception. So desperate for a win to burn down the kingdom.

By her actions, April has made it pretty clear she likes being next to the spotlight and not in it.

What do you want to risk? You're on a swinger train with cocaine wheels.

April grew up there and Aaron's insult there is that April is a Farm Hick.

We need common sense swinger control. Maybe we should deport them to Jamaica and get some lebensraum for normal, Scandiavian prudes.

 

[keke]

Him leaving her while pregnant for April is supposedly what his a-logs (I don’t understand how he has them, he’s pretty boring) spread around.

Can confirm. I heard about him before the Nick stuff and thought this was true, which I now know isn’t. To be fair to his a-logs, they congregate mostly in a Reddit call Steel Toe Boring Show so I think they’re awarelol

 

[Segovia Carpet]

Hi, been lurking for a while, first post. Good to read some intelligent posts; great website organisation, some amazing detective work and social insight to be found here. Currently going through the 'soyface' thread. Tried to get through this thread when it all exploded, but too fast for me. Dedicated farmers!

Checked out a few minutes of the debate stream with Ty Beard. Couldn't believe Rekeita was actually trying to reboot the 'good old days' streams, and wanted to see these two clowns trying not to ackowledge the elephant in the room. Ty's eyes looked red, almost like he's been weeping (?)...he looks like he's depressed. Or drinking. He probably feels guilty as hell, cause I think he's got a heart; I don't think he's an asshole. He's gotta be mortified by the whole Mignogna thing. Judging from the way he looks, this shit's taking a toll, and I wouldn't be surprised if we hear of health problems in the near future.

But he was just so goddam unprofessional about everything. Surely part of being professional means knowing you can produce & deliver your product, and if he wasn't 100% sure of being able to work that area of law, he should have passed. How hard is that, for a so-called expert, seasoned lawyer? Instead he just seemed to be a sucker for the glamour of being in the public eye. And the constant yapping about the case on these live shows, calling their opponents (and the judge) names, etc...what? Even blind Freddie could see that was gonna end badly.

Re Nick's 'wigger' status: to me, as an outsider (living in Australia, we don't have your...diversity), I see Nick as a product of your school affirmative action program...didn't he meet Drex at school? So the white kids think the black kids are cool (and I bet the latter were at a low percentage at his school—hence more cool because 'rare'). So the wiggers larp through school, and I guess some end up larping for life. In other words, this is the result of that social engineering. This is what happens when the standards are eroded, the slow creep of low expectations.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

"You don't have all the facts!" --Nicky Rackets



Need some Skooma edits.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Rackets actually fell. Aaron was already pretty pathetic

Yup.

I think PPP said it best, with Rekieta it's worse because there's a ruined grandeur there, a faint glimpse of what could've been. With Aaron he's always been a retarded loser so when he behaves like a retarded loser he's just doing what he was born to do.

Yupper.

IMHO Aaron is slightly higher on the scale, because he was smart enough to remove himself from the situation before the police and CPS got involved. His rat cunning puts him a rat's hair above the rest of the qover. He's still a pathetic scummy cuck though.

Was that cunning, or just luck though? Apparently Nick and April were trying to get him to buy/move into Rackets extra house and that scared him off.

Naw, Aaron is just a pathetic cuck. He never turned his 8 year old daughter into a coke fiend. He never starved his kids or let them go to school filthy.
Never turned what could have been a shot at the big time and real success into an utter failure because for the first time in his life he wasn't living off Mommies dime he absolutely lost his shit and turned into a coom brained alcoholic.
He's kinda pathetic but he's a fucking order of magnitude better than Nick Rekieta.
Rekieta is a pathetic little bitch with a limp dick, a cuck, a child abuser, and a coke fiend.
He's a failure at every single thing he has ever done, failed Lawyer, failed husband, failed father, failed man.
He's a joke.
Aaron may be a clown but Rekieta is despicable, his only purpose in life is to be laughed at and watch his wife be fucked by other men.
Men whose dicks actually work.

You misterunderstand me. Nick is absolutely more despicable, but I still feel like Aaron is just more pathetic as being part of the Quover was literally the high point of his life.

No, Nick is far lower.

Aaron is just a small town shock jock that's faded the meager popularity he had, and is milking this for his 15 minutes. That he even pulled April, even if it was only because of local fame and drugs, was an accomplishment for him. He's playing way out of his league here.

That's kinda my point. He's so pathetic that being the Spaghetti-O cuck is still the best he was ever capable of.

Aaron is scum and a bottom feeder, but I disagree that he's worse.
Aaron just licks up the shit on the floor that plops off Nick hoping to get some crumbs of money and attention off it.
Nick is the one causing all the filth he's feasting on.

I didn't say that Aaron was worse, just lower. I mean can you get any lower than being the wormtongue to Nick's Saruman?

If Nick is Lolcow Goku then Aaron is Yamcha. Nobody ever cared about Yamcha - poor dolt.

That is a very apt similie.

 

[Law]

Nick should really switch things up and start doing porn reviews for us!

The Digibro Strategy? Or the Boogie Gambit?

Good to read some intelligent posts; great website organisation, some amazing detective work and social insight to be found here.

Well at least someone appreciates all the talk about foreskins.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That is a very apt similie.

Autism triggered: This is technically an analogy or compund metaphor.

Simile: X is like Y

Metaphor: X is Y

Analogy: Just as X is Y for Z; A is B for C.


'Tism satisfied.

Not that Nick would be able to tell the difference. The man fails comstantly at law and English Creative Writing.