Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
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how much juice to make boss shave his stache? I would ask but i can be bothered with discord.
 
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Chimpanya said:
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Hmmm. Been watching the Bossman from the deep dark shadows since his inception here on Kiwi Farms, and despite my reservations to partake much here (due to reasons,) I can’t sit on this Dynamic Bossman theory that’s been cooking for a while now.
In the initial cryclip from tonight, Bossman plays the pronoun game. He says “person, them, etc” and other completely neuter descriptions of the human who broke his heart. Bear with this another moment, as there’s more.

Now, think about his overblown sexuality, it’s almost like it’s put on. All the “damn that pussy nice, milf, fuck yer mom blah blah etc.” That’s fairly try hard, mos def some of it’s put on, objectively speaking. He may think “damn, that pussy nice,” or he very well may not be thinking of that at all.

He starts to have some things in common with a dude running cover. Maybe he’s bi, maybe he’s coping with a troon, maybe it’s actually a woman, big fuckin maybes all around. Still, more evidence piles up.

Yes, he did that “what do girls even want these days” monologue, but note it was done after he accidentally said, “I don’t care if some guy, girl doesn’t like me!” Yeah, he does that a lot. In this case though, it really stood out after that heartfelt pronoun game he played in tonight’s first cry clip. He could easily be using his real emotions (that he’s not afraid to hide, or so he claims,) while he subs in (fantasy) female for (reality) male in order to still seem like his usual, very put upon masculinized self.

If that’s the case, big if, hope Bossman knows that many dudes that are bout ta fuck a fatty dude, are all about that macho shit. No one likes that shit more than men. Gay dudes can be masculine, too.

Finally, last piece of the puzzle is, crack is whack. People do things outta character on the freebase. When rockin’ it up, the world goes craycray. Shit goes wild. People can do some abnormal (for them) shit. Nuff said. Maybe he caught feelings on a long shot he’d usually not take, in the crazy world of the lovequest. Lovequests are strange things, really. (If you don’t know, try searching lovequest on site sometime.)

All I’m saying, it could be something. Could be nothing. At this point the odds are 50/50.
Watch. What I can say with certainty is that there’s more than meets the eye here. Truth outs. I’m not fully convinced, but what started as a throwaway joke is starting to find a path, starting to align. Tunnel vision is blinding & detrimental when considering Dynamic Bossman theories. Either way, BMJ is still BMJ, any ol way.
 
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3MMA said:
Maybe he’s bi, maybe he’s coping with a troon, maybe it’s actually a woman, big fuckin maybes all around. Still, more evidence piles up.
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He slept in the same bed as Justin because Justin was talking about bossman sleeping and yet we saw no other bed in that room, they slept in the same bed??
Did bossman suck dick for crack that he recently started saying a lot to other people?
 
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Does he seriously believe people are adjusting the win chance of his account manually or is coping?
I thought it was just funny cope but now I think that's what he thinks. He thinks they're playing with the win percent slider for his account or something
 
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Does he seriously believe people are adjusting the win chance of his account manually or is coping?
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he seriously believes, but you have to remember not only is he really stupid, he is also a crackhead
his crack paranoia gives his stupidity a multiplier like one of those slots that he loves so much
atleast a 4 x on that multiplier
 
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