Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LiquidKid]

This is the logical conclusion from Nick's double-speak, but he will cry 'Innocent until guilty!', without realising that applies to legal conclusions--not social opinions.

Here’s the thing, it has nothing to do with “social.” When you say social, it implies not factual.
You can have factual proof that something is true or false and still have the opposite outcome in a courtroom. All the courts do is make a record based on the law, not the actual merits of what happened.
Case in point, Montegraph. His first case was never tried in court because he filed it badly, was he actually defamed? Probably. But we will never have a legal precedent.
When it comes to Nick, he was 100% defamed and now we are getting a legal precedent set because this time it is being filed properly(because he was smart and didn’t hire a braindead attorney like Ty Beard).

all coffee tastes the same to 99% of people anyway, only mega tryhard coffee snobs can (allegedly) tell a difference, and those are not the target audience for streamer branded coffee.

Good to know. This clip is literally my entire exposure to coffee culture

 

[Vesperus]

Is coffee the easiest product to break into or something? It seems like everyone is just shitting out a generic coffee brand.

Pretty much. Just Google "branded coffee": you don't even need a Costco card and a label printer, someone else can do that for you.
Maybe we should set up "Rackets Regret Roast", and send any profit to kids charities in Minnesota. Just because it's funny.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Barnes literally has the same exact face and stare that notorious murderer Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski had. If that isn't evidence enough that he is somebody who should not be trusted I don't know what is.

Barnes looks like more of a PDF file than a serial killer type.

You'd think that, but YouTube has done it. As a recent example, they did it to SSniperWolf for stalking a fellow Youtuber. Though in her case, it was a slap on the wrist (IIRC they temporarily demonetized her).

I don't know what a "SniperWolf" is. Sounds stupid. I think DR. Minor Disrespector was just demonetized for being a PDF file. So I guess being a PDF file is OK as a hobby but you aren't allowed to make money off it, on YouTube.

Seems like the novelty of a child neglecting junkie cuckold doing stream'n'seethes is wearing off since his superchat income just keeps dropping from that first comeback stream. Nick might want to look into getting a job to pay for Randazza and his other 5 lawyers or however many he has now.

He should move on to OnlyFans with his thrupple. Or whatever Jack Murphy did his porn on. Then the 69 for 69 arc would be complete.

Although, me personally, I would love to see him do Crackhouse Fishtank with the Sektor's best.

Is coffee the easiest product to break into or something? It seems like everyone is just shitting out a generic coffee brand. Quarter Pounder, Tim Pool, Rumble, what’s the deal?

I would figure it's done through a Co-Paker.

I imagine if you want to start a coffee brand you just reach out to a company that mass produces generic coffee and they’ll put your sticker on it, since there’s no way any of these people are starting their own coffee farms, but what’s stopping it from tasting the same as any other coffee?

It's most likely the same exact shit you would find under the Generic Brand in Wal-Mart or wherever.

 

[repentance]

People call Kayla lazy with good cause, but I think there's reason to think she wasn't always lazy. Lazy people don't sign up for homeschooling their kids unless they have some weird/sick mental thing going on like paranoia towards the government or hiding abuse. The lazy thing to do is send your kids off to government babysitting while you stay home and slack off. The fact she had her kids in a coop suggests she genuinely was attempting to educate them when she got started with things.

Lazy people don't sign their kids up for dozens of activities. That's more work than choosing not to sign them up for anything.

The nanny was doing a lot of the heavy lifting wrt the kids so it's hard to know exactly how much Kayla was actually doing.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Lazy people don't sign up for homeschooling their kids unless they have some weird/sick mental thing going on like paranoia towards the government or hiding abuse.

But did she ever do any teaching? Wasn't that all nick? He was the one having to taken them everywhere. I don't think she ever did anything. I think nick was forced to hire a nanny because the house was going to shit because kayla wasn't doing her part.

Lazy people don't sign their kids up for dozens of activities. That's more work than choosing not to sign them up for anything.

Once again, nick was the one taking them to all the activities.

 

[Harm]

The nanny was doing a lot of the heavy lift wrt the kids so it's hard to know exactly how much Kayla was actually doing.

At least a couple lines.

Oh wait, you meant how much parenting she was doing.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

But did she ever do any teaching?

She supposedly was teaching music and art so basically she was teaching nothing

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Here’s the thing, it has nothing to do with “social.” When you say social, it implies not factual.
You can have factual proof that something is true or false and still have the opposite outcome in a courtroom. All the courts do is make a record based on the law, not the actual merits of what happened.
Case in point, Montegraph. His first case was never tried in court because he filed it badly, was he actually defamed? Probably. But we will never have a legal precedent.
When it comes to Nick, he was 100% defamed and now we are getting a legal precedent set because this time it is being filed properly(because he was smart and didn’t hire a braindead attorney like Ty Beard).

I meant that he conflates legal requirements with ones he can foist on others. 'Because the court has not said I am a child abuser, you cannot call me one either!' then he will turnabout and say, 'The courts are BIASED and make mistakes all the time!'

This is how he escapes responsibility. At least Dr. Disrespect admitted (mostly) to what he did. Nick is playing stupid. It is dumb and looks retarded, but he thinks it is clever.

ETA: An interesting clip about a channel that was NEVER about law!

 

[Stupor Mario]

all coffee tastes the same to 99% of people anyway, only mega tryhard coffee snobs can (allegedly) tell a difference, and those are not the target audience for streamer branded coffee.

Hmmmmm.... are you talking about grocery store coffee? It's not hard to find some pretty decent, distinctly-different-tasting coffees these days. It's fine if a lot of people don't care about how their coffee tastes, but there really is a lot more variety in available coffees now ever since Starbucks became a thing and launched the coffee boom. (As opposed to before then when most people just drank Sanka or Folgers.) I have no idea how different the different varieties of YouTube streamer coffees are from each other, though.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Pretty much. Just Google "branded coffee": you don't even need a Costco card and a label printer, someone else can do that for you.
Maybe we should set up "Rackets Regret Roast", and send any profit to kids charities in Minnesota. Just because it's funny.

I'd be okay with Null launching a line of Kiwi Koffees.

And he could also offer a subscription service and call it the Kiwi Koffee Klub.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

This is why I have a problem with so many people being unreasonable angry at people hypothesizing that Nick raped his daughter. Obviously we don't have evidence, obviously it's not as likely as other theories, but this thread has, time and time again, gone through the cycle of "speculation-->reveal-->oh shit it's worse than we could've imagined." That, coupled with Nick associating with open pedophiles and making jokes on air about his own children being raped, makes the jump to that extreme conclusion not particularly far fetched.

To me it’s such a huge accusation that I am uncomfortable making it without knowing more.
Is it possible? Yes. Unfortunately, many similar cases have proven time and again that it’s very possible for a father on coke to sexually assault his child.
Is it probable? That’s where it gets squiggly. I don’t think he did anything like that, I really hope he didn’t, and the evidence pointing to CSA is the nine year old popping for coke. Again, there are many similar cases of drugged children that involve sexual abuse. However, there are other explanations that are likely enough that I wouldn’t jump straight to sex abuse without further information.
As for his jokes, I agree with the Bate rule but I really do think that Nick has completely messed his brain up with various substances. That can be a point for or against CSA theories, depending on the nature of his particular brand of wetbrain. But either way, nobody should act surprised when people speculate because of his own words and actions.

 

[RotPockets]

Hmmmmm.... are you talking about grocery store coffee? It's not hard to find some pretty decent, distinctly-different-tasting coffees these days. It's fine if a lot of people don't care about how their coffee tastes, but there really is a lot more variety in available coffees now ever since Starbucks became a thing and launched the coffee boom. (As opposed to before then when most people just drank Sanka or Folgers.) I have no idea how different the different varieties of YouTube streamer coffees are from each other, though.

Quartering’s Coffee Brand Coffee Number 4 is pretty much equal to Kicking Horse Grizzly Claw coffee. I don’t drink much coffee these days but his dark roast is pretty damn good. I used to buy Starbucks’ Arabian Mocha Sanani although ever since they discontinued it I haven’t enjoyed that many coffee beans aside from the two I’ve mentioned. While using Number Four and an Aeropress with a Cafe Conceta Superfine Disc it makes a decent cup of coffee. I don’t care much for Quartering’s content but that coffee is quite good.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd be okay with Null launching a line of Kiwi Koffees.

And he could also offer a subscription service and call it the Kiwi Koffee Klub.

The first should be a Kona.

To me it’s such a huge accusation that I am uncomfortable making one without knowing more.

I believe it debases and trivializes the severity of the crime itself to accuse someone of it without hard evidence. As much of a piece of shit as Nick is and as much as I don't even put it past someone this vile to do such a thing, a plethora of such accusations without evidence has an inflationary effect, lowering the impact of real accusations. It's much like hurling around "Nazi" or "Communist" as an accusation. It just numbs people and debases the currency.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I believe it debases and trivializes the severity of the crime itself to accuse someone of it without hard evidence. As much of a piece of shit as Nick is and as much as I don't even put it past someone this vile to do such a thing, a plethora of such accusations without evidence has an inflationary effect, lowering the impact of real accusations. It's much like hurling around "Nazi" or "Communist" as an accusation. It just numbs people and debases the currency.

Exactly.
It's serious shit that we shouldn't throw around lightly.

 

[Potato CPA]

I'd be okay with Null launching a line of Kiwi Koffees.

And he could also offer a subscription service and call it the Kiwi Koffee Klub.

I could go for some Kino Casino Koffees to compliment the Kiwi Klub. Maybe the P-P-Percolated coffee, or the Andy Brewski

Edited to add: Maybe the JuJu Brew, April Blonde-Roast, Crackeita-Cold Brew, Dax Dark Roast, Vito-Vanilla Roast, Ooh or Nicky CuckRoast, Cuckeita roast. Ethan Vanilla Sciver Roast. Joshua Jamacian Moon roast. I could maybe come up with more but I'd buy this mixed bulk box from Costco

Edit#2 Okay maybe I'm a tard for a second edit BUT: the BUSTED: 26g roast. Or the Tested: 5000/500 roast. The "Not a Real Lawyer" roast, Or non-practicing brew, the Quople Cup roast, the "Not the full story" roast, with complex ever changing flavors

 

[Retink Retunk]

I'd be okay with Null launching a line of Kiwi Koffees.

Killer Kiwi Koffee, the KKK brand of beans.

 

[Father Balldo]

I'd be okay with Null launching a line of Kiwi Koffees.

And he could also offer a subscription service and call it the Kiwi Koffee Klub.

WOAH!!!

I don’t care much for Quartering’s content but that coffee is quite good.

FELTED!!!

I could go for some Kino Casino Koffees to compliment the Kiwi Klub. Maybe the P-P-Percolated coffee, or the Andy Brewski

Edited to add: Maybe the JuJu Brew, April Blonde-Roast, Crackeita-Cold Brew, Dax Dark Roast, Vito-Vanilla Roast, Ooh or Nicky CuckRoast, Cuckeita roast. Ethan Vanilla Sciver Roast. Joshua Jamacian Moon roast. I could maybe come up with more but I'd buy this mixed bulk box from Costco

LET'S GO!!!!!!!

Killer Kiwi Koffee, the KKK brand of beans.

*CLAPS*

 

[Sharpeteer]

Back when I used to watch Quartering, I appreciated Sponsorblock even more so than usual, as this fat Burger-King-stank motherfucker plugs his coffee multiple times in his videos for such long segments, and Sponsorblock made those videos watchable at the time. And don't forget Nerdrotic with Geek Grind Coffee.

Nick should do joke sponsors for things like scales, flour/sugar/any white powder, gun safes that are invisible (get it?), tripods, Xbox mini fridges, butter dishes, Doritos, eBay scalpers' businesses, etc.

Would be better than generic right wing grifter coffee, or overpriced gaming computers from companies like META. Did anyone seriously actually buy those Nerdrotic/Geeks & Gamers branded computers? I've never seen any on the second hand market.

 

[Stan]

He should just give up and do a stream where he charges to answer questions truthfully. Of course he can't because of the court case, but I bet he'd make a decent amount if he'd just give the people what they want. Otherwise, what's the point in watching him? He's boring as hell.

If the bond hearing is anything to go by, Nick would rather do the inverse: pay substantial amounts of money to not have to answer questions or submit to drug testing while on release.

DR. Minor Disrespector was just demonetized for being a PDF file. So I guess being a PDF file is OK as a hobby but you aren't allowed to make money off it, on YouTube.

I think you can just say the word here, you needn’t use Youphemisms to evade a digital censor on KF.

To me it’s such a huge accusation that I am uncomfortable making it without knowing more.
Is it possible? Yes.

WTH kind of Kiwi farmer are you?

I believe it debases and trivializes the severity of the crime itself to accuse someone of it without hard evidence. As much of a piece of shit as Nick is and as much as I don't even put it past someone this vile to do such a thing, a plethora of such accusations without evidence has an inflationary effect, lowering the impact of real accusations. It's much like hurling around "Nazi" or "Communist" as an accusation. It just numbs people and debases the currency.

Seriously, are you worried Rekeita’s gonna Sue you for defamation, why not speculate?
This hardly like you, anyway. You always have sharp words for cows even if what they do isn’t criminal.

Exactly.
It's serious shit that we shouldn't throw around lightly.

Lmao ok whatever… “we already know Nicks been up to some bad shit but IUPG guise, we shouldn’t just assume that this POS would do even worse things, even if we have reason to think he might be.” Seems like noseguarding tbh

Maybe we should set up "Rackets Regret Roast", and send any profit to kids charities in Minnesota. Just because it's funny.

I would buy this if whoever makes it hs the presence of mind to sell it whole bean, pre grounds are for plebeians.

 

[Anticipointment]

I am wondering what the consensus is on Kayla's intellect. Is she low-IQ enough to be considered genuinely mentally-challenged?

I think she's broken. I'm not making excuses for a woman deemed an unfit mother by the state but do think Kayla Rekieta followed her husband down the path he chose for fear of losing him.

Both can be true.