Handsome Men Thread - Men Female Kiwis (and gays) think are handsome

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I met Mads IRL and let me tell you... My heart was racing! This guy is so goddamn sexy it's UNREAL (even though he dresses like a hobo). Plus his funny and suave personality make him very likable.
Yeah thats the thing. A suit can make a "meh" man look fine but someone like Mads looks fine in everything. Throw him a loincloth/tunic/tracksuit/smoking etc and hes delectable in all of them.
 
My personal favorite will always and forever be Kurt Russell. Seeing him in Escape From New York and The Thing as a teen created some of my physical preferences for a man.
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However, I want to take a moment to sperg about one of the most underrated hot men of all time:

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CHARLES MOTHERFUCKIN' BRONSON

Just look at him. The chiseled features. The reasonably buff physique. The fact that he really was tough and could actually beat the shit out of someone. Pure, raw masculinity. If you wouldn't smash, you're weak. WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big yes on Kurt Russel. Charles Bronson looks like a raisin and was never hot. Psyop attempt rebuked.

My contribution to this thread (that haven't been mentioned yet) are Sebastian Stan, 2000s Pete Wentz, and a young Dave Pirner.
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Sebastian Stan as the Winter Soldier awakened something in me.
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Another psyop attempt smh
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Chris Evans YES

Anyway I saw this picture of Jensen and had to come here and post. Jesus Christ.
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Gladiator came out when I was in middle school and Djimon Handso[me] awoke something in me. Namely that I was not straight lol.

Even years later he ages so well and has perfect face structure. Too bad he hasn't been in anything good in forever.

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What? No Henry Cavill? Alan Ritchson? Gregory Peck (that voice, oh my)? Shemar Moore? Oded Fehr in The Mummy? Idris Elba? I could go on but basically men that aren‘t narrow-shouldered soy boys who look like they’d get blown away by a strong breeze.

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Yeah thats the thing. A suit can make a "meh" man look fine but someone like Mads looks fine in everything. Throw him a loincloth/tunic/tracksuit/smoking etc and hes delectable in all of them.
Lol @ your first random outfit being a loincloth.

I met Mads IRL and let me tell you... My heart was racing! This guy is so goddamn sexy it's UNREAL (even though he dresses like a hobo). Plus his funny and suave personality make him very likable.
Hobo, how bad was it?

He looks a mint in shabby-fashionable clothes.
(gratuitous thirst photos:)
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Or did you mean this mode? Which is fair but still:
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Tl; dr: fantastic hobo.

Funny - he also comes across as fairly tall, would've guessed 6'2-3", but he's 6'. (Which in the Netherlands makes him just about a half inch above average.)
 
If your vision of a fantasy artist resembles a rotund neckbeard with a hunchback from hours of slaving over a desk, a pallid complextion from shunning the sun in favor of painting, and absolutly zero skills with women, allow me to present Frank Frazetta who was an absolute gigachad:
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Ruggedly handsome, very athletic, he had eyes that could either make you swoon or make him look like a leopard on the hunt.

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Lol @ your first random outfit being a loincloth.


Hobo, how bad was it?

He looks a mint in shabby-fashionable clothes.
(gratuitous thirst photos:)


Or did you mean this mode? Which is fair but still:

Tl; dr: fantastic hobo.

Funny - he also comes across as fairly tall, would've guessed 6'2-3", but he's 6'. (Which in the Netherlands makes him just about a half inch above average.)
Definitely the second one, but somehow he made it work. And he looks just as rugged/shabby/handsome/nonchalant/charismatic in real life. My friends were with me and since then we call him the handsome hobo adidas dad. We also saw his wife and she's such a gorgeous lady!
 
Not to imply that anyone here has bad taste, but I don't quite understand what so many of you see in Mads Mikkelsen. He looks like a malnourished Elon Musk clone and dresses like he's about to bum cigarettes off me at the bus stop. Every other guy in this thread I at least kind of get.
 
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