Handsome Men Thread - Men Female Kiwis (and gays) think are handsome

[AnsemSoD1]

Pooners and Enbies in the thread be like:

 

[Asda Smartprice Sausage]

Looking at this thread makes me realise I must be desperate have such an odd definition of handsome. Almost anyone with a pulse a cock and knows what a bar of soap is is handsome to me

 

[Lady Bizness]

Not to imply that anyone here has bad taste, but I don't quite understand what so many of you see in Mads Mikkelsen. He looks like a malnourished Elon Musk clone and dresses like he's about to bum cigarettes off me at the bus stop. Every other guy in this thread I at least kind of get.

People are going to have different tastes for sure, so don't think too hard on it. Being mad for Mads myself, I'm actually surprised that others like him so much too. I'm also really attracted to Nordic men in general while I am pretty repulsed on the regular by swarthy guys that are almost universally accepted as attractive.
Anyway, I get the comparison to Elon, but his face is a little too puffy and the way he carries himself gives me the creeps.
The only thing I don't grant other women when it comes to taste is the sickly looking plague doctors and fat dudes sold as cuddly wuddly teddy bears. Y'all been sold a lie by Big Incel inc.

 

[Lottie]

No clue if this is a popular opinion, but young Matt Damon was great, only reason I finished The Talented Mr.Ripley

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

No clue if this is a popular opinion, but young Matt Damon was great, only reason I finished The Talented Mr.RipleyView attachment 6164599

He was so cute when he was young.

His recent appeareance is... let's say hit or miss:

Spoiler

Ok for an old guy.

Uuuhhh... (side note, the article this picture was taken from was about him showing off his "fit physique")

 

[Wuornos]

Not to imply that anyone here has bad taste, but I don't quite understand what so many of you see in Mads Mikkelsen. He looks like a malnourished Elon Musk clone and dresses like he's about to bum cigarettes off me at the bus stop. Every other guy in this thread I at least kind of get.

I'm not remotely attracted to cave beasts, but even I can see Mads is an attractive man. He's also very down to earth compared to other celebrities. When the "great culling" begins, I would remove him from the dispatching line and have him working in the fields.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

No clue if this is a popular opinion, but young Matt Damon was great, only reason I finished The Talented Mr.RipleyView attachment 6164599

Jacen Solo material with that haircut.

 

[Lady Bizness]

He was so cute when he was young.
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His recent appeareance is... let's say hit or miss:

Spoiler

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Ok for an old guy.
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Uuuhhh... (side note, the article this picture was taken from was about him showing off his "fit physique")

My mother always warned me about the cute ones. She said they always age weird. DiCaprio gives the same vibes. I do appreciate how both of these actors were able to grow beyond heart throb roles and are interesting to watch still.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

My mother always warned me about the cute ones. She said they always age weird. DiCaprio gives the same vibes. I do appreciate how both of these actors were able to grow beyond heart throb roles and are interesting to watch still.

It's what gay males call Twink death. Though let's be real here, despite the propaganda saying otherwise, most men age like shit.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

(side note, the article this picture was taken from was about him showing off his "fit physique")

Dunno why journalists do this. Maybe when they just completely obviously lie they get more people sharing the link and talking about how inaccurate the description of the celebrity is.

 

[The Crescent King]

Lots of great additions to this thread. Given the preponderance of actors I think some diversity is in order; does anyone else have a thing for athletes? I got into MMA back in 2019, and while most fighters are fugly there are some notable standouts. I had an intense crush on Khabib Nurmagomedov for over a year that my mother teased me constantly about. Something about his stoic and dominant masculinity gave me tingles; beating Conor McGregor's ass also helped.

Not to mention he was quite a cutie when he was in his early to mid twenties.

He retired back in 2020 and while I'm a fan of other fighters Khabib holds a special place in my heart. He has a pretty handsome cousin who doesn't scratch all the itches but I appreciate all the same.

I generally don't find men of other races attractive but some Asian males do it for me - one of my current favourites is fighter Shavkat Rakhmonov from Kazakhstan. 10/10 would let him bridal kidnap me any time.

My final offering is the current light heavyweight champion Alex Pereira. Very classically handsome IMO, with a lovely face and smile. He's particularly handsome with hair and wish he didn't buzz it off so often.

 

[Otterly]

Sorry phone posting no photo, so I'll just mention Dolph Lundgren.

Smart as well, I approve.
Cavill is very good looking. Sebastian Stan is too. Clint walker was very attractive.
I actually think Matt Damon looks better now than he did when he was young. I’m assuming he’s got some Finnish ancestry with a face like that?
I think Di caprio is a fantastic actor but never found him particularly attractive.
Nordic men seem to be winning this thread. Good taste

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Its true that in addition to being the only sport I find consistently entertaining, MMA is a total stud farm too.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

He's not a typical heartthrob but what about Matthew Goode?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Definitely the second one, but somehow he made it work. And he looks just as rugged/shabby/handsome/nonchalant/charismatic in real life. My friends were with me and since then we call him the handsome hobo adidas dad. We also saw his wife and she's such a gorgeous lady!

I meant to mention her - I saw photos of her when I was looking for hobo pics, and she is very lovely. And now I just read that they've been together since 1987, very nice.

My mother always warned me about the cute ones. She said they always age weird. DiCaprio gives the same vibes. I do appreciate how both of these actors were able to grow beyond heart throb roles and are interesting to watch still.

Hate to tell you gals, but he's (Damon's) a good 53.

My final offering

Lol you definitely have a look-type.

does anyone else have a thing for athletes

Sure, but I think both Roger Federer



(Ayyyyyyy, is that a tennis ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?)

and Clay Matthews





are hot. But then I also think Cam Newton (questionable human and sartorial second-tier Andre3000 [also hot])


and Gronk


are, too.

And this man has always been ridiculously handsome (even though I didn't think so when he was on Remington Steele, and I thought at the time of it that he was too handsome to be Bond):



But I prefer his less-geometrically-perfect musical counterpart:


(met him!)

 

[Justtocheck]

I'm assuming Gregory Peck in To Kill A Mockingbird

I call and I raise it to Gregory Peck in "Twelve O'Clock High"

 

[pork and beans]

When they look like absolute rodents we are intrigued!

im late to this message but omg i liked him a lot during the cringy dear evan hansen era i cannot lie

he was amazing in challengers (even if luca guadagnino is a weirdo creepo despite being a good director), i hope he stars in more big movies like that

2000s Pete Went

i dont find him hot but omg absolute amazing pick, i love his 2000s outfits, they are hilarious in the best way

i dont know what he was going for but i respect the originality at the very least

if we are talking 2000s bands i think frank iero was really cute back then even if he looked really gay and had shitty haircuts

does anyone else have a thing for athletes?

some mma fighters are really attractive theres this one called paddy pimblett who looks like a medieval peasant but i wont lie when he's with abs hes pretty alright. too anglo though. but..

 

[Lady Bizness]

Hate to tell you gals, but he's (Damon's) a good 53.

Sad but true~
My husband has a decade on him and says he's got no excuse to look that bad ;p

 

[crustysimulacrum]

Billy Zane's been a bald old man for awhile, but when he was younger he was tall, dark, and handsome. I remember being 14 and watching him in Dead Calm. I was an awkward girl and never really had anyone ever flirt me nor did I ever attempt it, but watching old films and seeing men like him was my sexual awakening. I realized I had a strong desire for Italian/Grecian looking men with old school beauty.

Oh and young Al Pacino is pretty damn sexy. My partner of 4 years looks a lot like a young Al Pacino, so I guess you could say I am quite lucky.

But anyway, fuck anyone who says women aren't visual creatures. I love being out somewhere and getting a peek of a guy with a head full of black hair with a nice sharp side profile, all tan and warm. They're beautiful. I hope they all have lots of children. I'm worried that one day all that will be left to choose from is skinny rat boys and fuzzy haired Jaydens.

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

I love me some Paul Rudd and Andy Samberg. If I had a "type", this would be it. Nerdy comedian jew with a strong jawline and kindhearted personality.... oh yeah.

A personal favorite male specimen of mine, not super well known. This is Canadian pianist Bruce Liu, who won the prestigious Chopin Piano Competition and is insanely talented. Pics don't fully do him justice, you need to watch his interviews and listen to his piano playing to get the full effect [[swoon]]