Handsome Men Thread - Men Female Kiwis (and gays) think are handsome

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Always heart eyes for 90's billie joe armstrong (from Green Day)
 
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Doktor Grimm said:
Not to imply that anyone here has bad taste, but I don't quite understand what so many of you see in Mads Mikkelsen. He looks like a malnourished Elon Musk clone and dresses like he's about to bum cigarettes off me at the bus stop. Every other guy in this thread I at least kind of get.
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Completely understandable, my friends didn't get it either at first. It's probably just differences in taste, but I have to admit that his personality has a lot to do with it. That can really make or break my attraction towards a man tbh.

Now it's time to appreciate the hobo dad some more!
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The Fair Lady said:
I could take or leave Mads, in certain photos (like the above) he looks more attractive than in others.
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Well, that's the nature of photography. Good lighting plus nice clothes, and an agreeable expression changes monumentally how one looks on camera. One example is the abs. Most men don't consistently have photographic abs, you need to workout and pump them with blood with sit-ups or rolls for them to be visible, and good camera light for them to be picked up with the chiseled look. Also it helps if your bodyfat is very low and you are a bit dehydrated.
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Thread tax, Bill Rapier, Navy SEAL. Too bad in most videos he uses that dumb ballcap which obscures his hair and face, but I guess it's fashion.
 
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Justtocheck said:
Well, that's the nature of photography. Good lighting plus nice clothes, and an agreeable expression changes monumentally how one looks on camera. One example is the abs. Most men don't consistently have photographic abs, you need to workout and pump them with blood with sit-ups or rolls for them to be visible, and good camera light for them to be picked up with the chiseled look. Also it helps if your bodyfat is very low and you are a bit dehydrated.
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Obviously, what I'm saying is that this applies to some men more than others for me. There are plenty I consider hot regardless, whereas with others like Mads I typically have a general "eh" reaction but it depends on the photo/etc.

Anyway, thread tax. Long hair and tattoos are massive weaknesses of mine so naturally I find Jason Momoa gorgeous.
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My first thought for a "handsome man" was Daniel Jackson from Stargate, and his animated counterpart Milo Thatch from Disney's Atlantis. I know only one of them is a real person, but the "cute nerd boy with glasses" thing gets me. I also love that late 90s haircut:
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Now this one is going to get me crucified, but I've always found Michael Jackson attractive. He's like the real-life version of those cute anime boys with the sparkly eyes, it just kills me. His eyes, his smile, his HANDS, he's just beautiful to me. I especially liked the way he looked from his mid-30s to 40s, so 90s to 00s give or take. Some pics from that era:
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Though if we're talking about "men who currently look like the pics you're posting" I gotta post Danny from Game Grumps/Ninja Sex Party. Those CURLS!! It doesn't hurt that he's funny and sings in a cool band. I know, I'm basic, but I have the right to be lol.
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tbh any guy with good hair just bowls me over. If a guy can take care of his hair, he washes his ass. Facts.
 
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crustysimulacrum said:
Billy Zane's been a bald old man for awhile, but when he was younger he was tall, dark, and handsome. I remember being 14 and watching him in Dead Calm. I was an awkward girl and never really had anyone ever flirt me nor did I ever attempt it, but watching old films and seeing men like him was my sexual awakening. I realized I had a strong desire for Italian/Grecian looking men with old school beauty.

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Oh and young Al Pacino is pretty damn sexy. My partner of 4 years looks a lot like a young Al Pacino, so I guess you could say I am quite lucky. :smug:

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But anyway, fuck anyone who says women aren't visual creatures. I love being out somewhere and getting a peek of a guy with a head full of black hair with a nice sharp side profile, all tan and warm. They're beautiful. I hope they all have lots of children. I'm worried that one day all that will be left to choose from is skinny rat boys and fuzzy haired Jaydens.
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The Crescent King said:
Funnily enough, Elliot Rodger wasn't actually bad-looking but was still universally off-putting. Just goes to show how attraction (at least for women) comprises far more than just looks.
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It didn't help he lived in super rich and superficial California. Had his family lived anywhere else his life would have turned out very different.
 
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I think Mike Brant was cute, but if he didn't commit suicide at 28, he would have been close to my mother's age.

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Also he was hella hairy, and had a fiancee at the time of his suicide. It feels wrong to think about guys like that when they were/are already with someone...
 
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