Handsome Men Thread - Men Female Kiwis (and gays) think are handsome

[Foxymophandlemama]

I didn't post Henry Cavill along with the other ones because he's such an odd one in my tastes. I usually go for long haired men that are fit but not muscular. But Henry? Christ almighty I was a new girl after I watched Man of Steel at the theaters.
Imagine my delight when I watched The Witcher. I remember I saw a post somewhere that some men get hotter when they are clean, but Henry somehow gets hotter when he's grimy and moody.

This movie isn't great but I like this scene that he has those cuts on his face.

And his hair curls are so nice, wish he could go back to this

Ultimately, I get attracted more to his personality rather than his muscles. Of course his face was sculpted by the gods but gosh he genuinely sounds like a really nice guy. His man tits would make a nice pillow tough.

Can't quote the person who mentioned Frank Iero but yeah he's really a pretty dude. Loved him in the Three Cheers/Black Parade eras but his peak was during the start of his solo career

 

[Vect]

Maybe it's because he looks remarkably like an old paramour, but Ansel Elgort could get it.

Isn't he in the naughty box now?

https://www.vulture.com/2022/04/ansel-elgort-sexual-assault-allegations-timeline.html

 

[PandaChai]

Isn't he in the naughty box now?

https://www.vulture.com/2022/04/ansel-elgort-sexual-assault-allegations-timeline.html

I'm sure the same has been alleged of 80% of the guys posted here, pretty and famous people aren't very often also particularly good or nice people, but to counter that fantasists practically crawl out of the woodwork these days, so I pay very little attention to allegations, especially since-deleted ones.

 

[Vect]

I'm sure the same can be alleged of 80% of the guys posted here, pretty and famous people aren't very often also particularly good or nice people, but to counter that fantasists practically crawl out of the woodwork these days, so I pay very little attention to allegations, especially since-deleted ones.

That's a healthy way to look at it.

'K, (a) guilty crush, Aaron Taylor Johnson, possible new James Bond (right).



Wife is 20 years older, so you can't call him a user.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Matt Smith (sometimes)

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Michael Pitt was sexy af.





Though he turned out to be an unstable mess, and I hated him in Hannibal - very cringe.

Also throwing in on Joaquin Phoenix,


Jonathan Rhys Meyers,


and Michael Stuhlbarg,


who all have a similar look, and though Stuhlbarg is not so classic movie-star, I find all of them handsome. Funny, older and looking back even to his heyday looks-wise, I find Rhys Meyers less appealing than the other two.

But Travis Fimmell,
young


In Vikings


and now


is objectively ridiculously good-looking, whatever your preferences.

Then again he's my crush Charlie Hunnam's doppelganger, so I'm predisposed


This particular looks-line goes from Robert Redford to Brad Pitt to Charlie Hunnam to Travis Fimmel.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Matt Smith (sometimes)

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No no you stop right here young lady dysgenic brits especially mister mutant chin over here are not hot or handsome .

 

[Hassou Tobi]

No no you stop right here young lady dysgenic brits especially mister mutant chin over here are not hot or handsome .

He’s definitely “unique” looking and sometimes he looks gross like a thumb or something. But he looks good from some angles, and he’s charming. What can I say. I like brits (the men) I know.

 

[S3y88]

Why no thread like this for woman

 

[Major]

Funnily enough, Elliot Rodger wasn't actually bad-looking but was still universally off-putting. Just goes to show how attraction (at least for women) comprises far more than just looks.

he was 5'7" and quite effeminate

Why no thread like this for woman

Because it would consist solely of Jennifer Connelly and Anne Hathaway

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Travis Fimmell

Fucking blast from the past.

Ah, criminy, the memories.

Elliott Rodger

Was cringe all the way down. He was bad-looking. All about him secreted cringe at best, slimeball at worst.

Would have he been attractive had he had an entirely different inner setup? No, but his gonk physique would have been tolerable as opposed to repulsive.

Before the Looksmaxxing era

 

[S3y88]

he was 5'7" and quite effeminate

Saint Rodgers was akshually 5'9" and his father admitted ha was a mistake because the condom broke or something

 

[S3y88]

Fucking blast from the past.

Ah, criminy, the memories.



Was cringe all the way down. He was bad-looking. All about him secreted cringe at best, slimeball at worst.

Would have he been attractive had he had an entirely different inner setup? No, but his gonk physique would have been tolerable as opposed to repulsive.

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Before the Looksmaxxing era

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He ran so we could walk

 

[Quack_Quack]

I didn't post Henry Cavill along with the other ones because he's such an odd one in my tastes

Have been drooling over him since he was Charles Brandon in The Tudors.

It was not historically accurate but fuck that, the eye candy was worth it

 

[The Crescent King]

Flimmel, Cavill, Rhys-Meyers.

Can't believe I forgot Johnathan Rhys-Meyers; probably one of the best looking Irish men to ever exist (I can personally attest that most of them aren't worth mentioning lmao). Have you seen the Tudors? Both Henry and Johnathan are in their prime in it and are an absolute treat for the eyes. Cavill is a bit too classically handsome to be attractive to me - his looks read as a bit boring, but I can see the appeal.

Travis Flimmel is incredibly handsome. Vikings is on my to-watch list; I've seen some YouTube shorts of the show and found myself oddly attracted to Ivar's actor, Alex Hogh Andersen. He has a very distinct look.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

Have been drooling over him since he was Charles Brandon in The Tudors.

It was not historically accurate but fuck that, the eye candy was worth it

Oh yeah, it was a mess historically but good lord, so many good looking people (I may have a thing for Jonathan Rhys Meyers too)

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

Funnily enough, Elliot Rodger wasn't actually bad-looking but was still universally off-putting. Just goes to show how attraction (at least for women) comprises far more than just looks.

Female sexuality is way more complex than male sexuality. Men get off to Booba vagene ass etc. They're driven purely by visuals.

Women feel physical attraction too, but there's is a lot more to it. Behaviors, attitude, voices, the way someone speaks, hell even clothing may matter more to a woman than a man's appearance.

It ends up biting us in the ass though, because men take that as them being allowed to be fat unwashed slobs. They're also able to gaslight us into thinking we're the shallow ones, because clothing/attitude = money somehow? I don't know, the mentality is completely warped and we're primed to believe them from having that concept hammered into our brains since infancy.

Editing to add thread tax: rewatched call me by your name and it reminded me that Armie hammer was really hot, at least in my opinion. I don't remember why he was ostracized but I remember it was something that shocked me at the time. Anyway, I still think he was attractive in that movie

Charlamet looks weird to me but he was pretty in the face in this movie too. His body though, it looked like he had never eaten anything in his life.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Gonna add Andrew WK to this thread.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

Kyle MacLachlan
a
Perfect face. Also he aged fairly well:

 

[Lady Bizness]

We need some gratuitous George in the Jungle up in this bitch y'all I wish I was better at secret phone posting because I'd do it.