Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

So Jon is documenting this lunacy, but Tracie, her only human friend in the world, has been torn from her own family and children to care for Anna in her post-surgical anti delusion dawning.
Tracie wrote "Anna's best friend..."

Only friend. You're right of course. Poor Tracie. The girl anna calls in a blackout ice storm, and when she's going through wound care recovery. She must be really fucking loyal.
 
Most of us who follow Anna consider her an underrated cow. I always have mixed feelings about this, because I don't want Chantal or ALR's a-logs to find Anna... Deathfats don't make me angry, personally, but Anna comes the closest, and I can imagine the fits the Foodie Beauty haturs would throw over G+L.

But surely this is the most interesting thing happening in the beauty parlor right now, no? It's sort of bizarre that FB generates 3 pages a day by doing nothing while Anna dives head first into potentially dangerous surgical lunacy and only has 8-10 farmers really paying attention.
 
Most of us who follow Anna consider her an underrated cow. I always have mixed feelings about this, because I don't want Chantal or ALR's a-logs to find Anna... Deathfats don't make me angry, personally, but Anna comes the closest, and I can imagine the fits the Foodie Beauty haturs would throw over G+L.

But surely this is the most interesting thing happening in the beauty parlor right now, no? It's sort of bizarre that FB generates 3 pages a day by doing nothing while Anna dives head first into potentially dangerous surgical lunacy and only has 8-10 farmers really paying attention.
Thread is already all newfagged and latefagged and can't use the forum software fagged up. Let's hope and pray it doesn't get any worse.

Just hope and pray null doesn't feature Anna, he's probably bummed his favorite fetish object is losing some el bees, surgically or not...poor guy.
 
Just a small note, but didn’t she say she got told to wear black underwear for surgery? And then she shows up in her hot pink underwear set, which were supposed to be for after her surgery according to her.
My understanding is the black was for the before photos she did in another video. The pink she wore to pre-op when the doctor drew the lines, and she was allowed to do any color for that. During the actual surgery she was, as she put it “nekkid” under the gown
 
Most of us who follow Anna consider her an underrated cow. I always have mixed feelings about this, because I don't want Chantal or ALR's a-logs to find Anna... Deathfats don't make me angry, personally, but Anna comes the closest, and I can imagine the fits the Foodie Beauty haturs would throw over G+L.

But surely this is the most interesting thing happening in the beauty parlor right now, no? It's sort of bizarre that FB generates 3 pages a day by doing nothing while Anna dives head first into potentially dangerous surgical lunacy and only has 8-10 farmers really paying attention.
FatGirlFlow's partner J might die on the surgeon's table later this year when she gets a tiddy chop to affirm her gender, despite most obese men having larger tiddies than her. I am going to estimate she is the same size and weight as Chantal because she is an orb that can barely walk more than 20 steps without struggling. I think she's the only one in the 2024 Death Pool who might actually die.

It's also happening in California because of the lax laws on malpractice.
 
FatGirlFlow's partner J might die on the surgeon's table later this year when she gets a tiddy chop to affirm her gender, despite most obese men having larger tiddies than her. I am going to estimate she is the same size and weight as Chantal because she is an orb that can barely walk more than 20 steps without struggling. I think she's the only one in the 2024 Death Pool who might actually die.

It's also happening in California because of the lax laws on malpractice.
God lets fucking go, im so ready for that shit
 
This doctor is a dermatologist. He should be handing out Retin A prescriptions, cutting out cysts and skin cancer and warning people about sunscreen. But he’s doing dangerous surgeries on people so deluded they don’t even look to see if he’s certified in plastic surgery.

Completely agree with this.
 
She asked her doctor if he was single. How cringe...

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I wouldn’t trust a guy that hesitates and doesn’t answer when asked if he’s single. Most plastic surgeons are psychopaths you have to be to want do that job. Look up the statistics and he’s an untrustworthy one at that. She’s been informed in her comments by a few people that he’s just a dermatologist and has bad reviews. This is gonna be on Botched next. It makes me wonder if they just cut into the people and don’t remove shit and that’s why you can’t see the results.

I forgot that he might be gay! Lol
 
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Can’t wait for the “Candidly, the surgeon actually butchered me, I was not miraculously cured or transformed into a Skinny Legend, I was scammed by a yes-man, muh trauma” saga coming down the pipes if she lives long enough.

Great scam-all you have to do is stick out med school and then you can scam desperate stupid mentally ill people by telling them they can change their sex or become thin while eating whatever they want. Insane.
Yes and yes. This all weirdly reminds me of many story arcs that are in the SRS thread. Unstable person seeking quick fix, taken in by unscrupulous butcher who soothes their ego, assures them they're a victim, and promises impossible things. (At least some crazy LA type plastic surgeons can actually deliver on their promises, even if those outcomes are hideous.)
I'm sure her dad has tried to convince her to get professional help with her issues, and maybe even offered to pay for it, but he can't make her do it.
For some reason everybody is now convinced that it's either a choice between "let people literally eat their own shit and die, we only have freedom when we have 50 Kelly Ronahans" or "total cuckoos nest gulag, you wouldn't want them to lock YOU up forEVER for NO GOOD REASON, WOULD YOU??" and absolutely nothing inbetween. Thanks I hate it
My favorite part is how she is astounded how she feels so good only 15 minutes out of surgery, when it is so clearly a high from the drugs she’s on.
People who drink, but dont have a lot of drug experience, are sometimes under the impression that drugs probably feels kinda like drinking, but better or more intense. But that isn't necessarily the case at all. Depending on the dose/drug, you can be high on painkillers and not act impaired or even think you're "fucked up," but have an intense feeling of well-being, and lack of worries or anxieties.

If you're too inexperienced (or dumb) to realize that it's the painkillers, you idiot, then you're liable to get on social media like so many troons do after surgery, and like Anna did, and talk about how you're SOOOOOO AMAAAAZED YOU GUYS at how ALREADY your life is SOOOO MUCH IMPROVED. Classic rookie move lol.
 
Someone somewhere decided this was a good idea:

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Someone designed this, another person created the pattern, a third laid the fabric marker, another cost it, and finally some poor little widow in Bangladesh sewed three hundred thong tails onto the backside of these purple velour track pants during her shift, just so a 600 lb braying American jackass could wear a pair for her fat vacuum appointment.

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Someone somewhere decided this was a good idea:

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Someone designed this, another person created the pattern, a third laid the fabric marker, another cost it, and finally some poor little widow in Bangladesh sewed three hundred thong tails onto the backside of these purple velour track pants during her shift, just so a 600 lb braying American jackass could wear a pair for her fat vacuum appointment.

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$240 for the entire getup.

 
Someone somewhere decided this was a good idea:

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Someone designed this, another person created the pattern, a third laid the fabric marker, another cost it, and finally some poor little widow in Bangladesh sewed three hundred thong tails onto the backside of these purple velour track pants during her shift, just so a 600 lb braying American jackass could wear a pair for her fat vacuum appointment.

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This fat fucking weirdo ...
 
Someone somewhere decided this was a good idea:

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Someone designed this, another person created the pattern, a third laid the fabric marker, another cost it, and finally some poor little widow in Bangladesh sewed three hundred thong tails onto the backside of these purple velour track pants during her shift, just so a 600 lb braying American jackass could wear a pair for her fat vacuum appointment.

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I've read all 1500 pages and i must say, this is one of the worst things I've ever seen her wear. I don't know in what world she thought this would be cute.
Idk how to do the bloody crying emote but if i did, I'd put it here
 
Someone somewhere decided this was a good idea:

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Someone designed this, another person created the pattern, a third laid the fabric marker, another cost it, and finally some poor little widow in Bangladesh sewed three hundred thong tails onto the backside of these purple velour track pants during her shift, just so a 600 lb braying American jackass could wear a pair for her fat vacuum appointment.

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She looks like a retarded Minion in those glasses.
 
I've read all 1500 pages and i must say, this is one of the worst things I've ever seen her wear. I don't know in what world she thought this would be cute.
Idk how to do the bloody crying emote but if i did, I'd put it here
:cryblood::cryblood:

One for each of us, fam, because what in the actual fuck?! Why?
 
So to clear up minor confusion-her main surgeon, Dr. A is the derm. The gay guy might actually be a plastic surgeon but he clearly just graduated based on his age so who knows. He was just there to tighten skin pockets and I didn’t look him up.

I feel no sympathy for Tracie. Seems like she’s been a good friend to Anna and all she gets in return is to be a +1 on some free Disney trips without her family, where she also is a likely caretaker. If she wants an unequal friendship it’s her choice but in my mind, that’s not a real friend and she could set boundaries. Anna is very lucky to have a friend like that but doesn’t appreciate it.

Those poor women had to wrap XXXL puppy pads around Anna’s clothed legs and all I could think is how Anna is going to pee and who is going to help her and how are they going to put them back on. As we could see, that is not a one person job. The pain meds have worn off and now all she has is whatever he gave her by mouth which is not likely much. So she’s crying, I’m sure. Like when she fell in Hawaii, she’s screaming at Jon if he tries to film, even though she likely said film it all!
 
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