Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

That's what I'm thinking too. Part of me wished I read the documents so I can censor the names before approving the initial post but it was like 14 pages and I didn't give it second thoughts.

Personally if I were the only person who had the document and it otherwise wasn't publicly available, I might redact that shit, but at this point, it's pointless.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Think of them like the tranny brigade. They're not stopping at censorship. Give them an inch and they'll go 100 miles, with a balldo attached to the front.

Yeah you're right on this point even we censored the kids's names these retards will keep moving the goal post and blame us for other shit. That's the average sektur grifter for you. Also, I find it funny that Bobby Barnes has a problem with the circulation of the minors's PII but when Ralph (one of Nick's associates) openly doxes the kids's names live on his stream not a peep from Barnes.

 

[Fapcop]

On an unrelated note, additional new matters of public record are the attached witness list and exhibit list that the state filed today for the CHIPS trial. Mostly as you'd expect.

I’d pay good money, well at least ten bucks, to find out what Kayla really thinks about April having moved in.

That’s literally every woman’s nightmare, no? Having the 15 years younger sidepiece move in. And she doesn’t even have the kids to distract her anymore.

Wonder why Nick didn’t do what generations of rich men fucking a younger woman used to do… Get tge sidepiece a house or apartment, so you’d at least keep the appearance of the sanctity of marriage going.

Does he hate driving so much, that 10 miles is too far to fuck April? Or is it because he enjoys the look on Kayla’s face when he yells: HONEY! And she pops her head in and he goes: “No, not you’ My other honey!”

 

[LurkTrawl]

appears to confirm April Imholte has moved into the adjoining property which Aaron said Nick wanted him and April to purchase.

Dude what the fuck happened to that woman that she got in 400k worth of debt for a shitty house in a snow-covered wasteland to live next to this wendiballdo? I wouldn't drop that much to move into good real-estate.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

It doesn't say 5.16.

It says 5/15, the day before the report that resulted in the warrant was made by the pastor.

That's an interesting discrepancy then. It's 5/16 in the disclosure and the search warrant application.

Okay... That's not relevant if you're not in Minnesota though?

The description from the CPS intake and law enforcement probable cause affidavit were virtually the same. It's relevant in that the pastor (with multiple observations from different people) made an identical report to two separate organizations. Nick is pretending that the CPS accusation were discarded when in fact they were the basis for the investigation and his arrest.

 

[Male Idiot]

You just know.

The husbands are in the picture, but did not get the cool suit. The wife is a fatso.

 

[Fapcop]

Very weird response from the children. Sounds to me like they may have been coached.

It’s not impossible, but I kinda doubt it. CPS workers are trained to figure out if kids have been coached.

(Especially if there are five of them.)

It’s not impossible that the kids were so busy with their activities, and had their noses so buried in their iPads that they didn’t notice… Things.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s not impossible, but I kinda doubt it. CPS workers are trained to figure out if kids have been coached.

(Especially if there are five of them.)

Also coaching them generally just adds to your problems, because now they know you're that kind of psychopathic parent.

 

[Fapcop]

Also coaching them generally just adds to your problems, because now they know you're that kind of psychopathic parent.

Plus who’d coach them exactly? Kayla is all pilled out. Nick hates spending time with his kids to the degree that driving them for half an hour is THE biggest stressor of his life.

I really don’t see those two spend hours on sitting and coaching their kids tbf.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

On an unrelated note, additional new matters of public record are the attached witness list and exhibit list that the state filed today for the CHIPS trial. Mostly as you'd expect.

question: Sharilyn and Daniel Sletta are witnesses but have their addresses listed as "Confidential." Are they the relatives that KCHHS placed the children? Is that why address is 'Confidential?'

 

[Chibitzen]

Plus who’d coach them exactly? Kayla is all pilled out. Nick hates spending time with his kids to the degree that driving them for half an hour is THE biggest stressor of his life.

I really don’t see those two spend hours on sitting and coaching their kids tbf.

They're homeschooled. "Now son, I want you to know how real pro lawyers talk and think! (Like me!)"

Edit: He had a whole show dedicated to telling people how they should think and act regarding the law. His favorite pasttime is correcting people on Twitter and texting Null on "da facts". It's not like he had a real job.

 

[AnOminous]

I really don’t see those two spend hours on sitting and coaching their kids tbf.

Nick does that shit to actual adults, though.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I find it hard to believe the older kids didn't know their parents were using drugs, given they were constantly very visibly intoxicated. In all likelihood the drugs would be in the house if the parents were using them. Nick is drunk and high on stream and apparently drunk and high at church. Kids would know something is wrong with their parents.

Don't know about coaching, but I could see the kids being ignorant of the sex stuff, but I can't see them unaware that mommy and daddy are always fucked up and acting weird.

 

[daniel day]

I unambiguously said bodycam footage for a reason. The other shit is on CD and is in mail.

J00sh if you send them a fedex overnight shipping label they will probably use it and we could have this shit in time for tuesday's MATI.

T. Deal with gubment mailing me a ton of retarded documents.

 

[Fapcop]

I find it hard to believe the older kids didn't know their parents were using drugs, given they were constantly very visibly intoxicated. In all likelihood the drugs would be in the house if the parents were using them. Nick is drunk and high on stream and apparently drunk and high at church. Kids would know something is wrong with their parents.

Don't know about coaching, but I could see the kids being ignorant of the sex stuff, but I can't see them unaware that mommy and daddy are always fucked up and acting weird.

1: We rarely want to believe bad things about our loved one. Especially if you’re a CHILD. Check out how many people were shocked when their family member turned out to be a murderer.

2: We’re talking about kids. Homeschooled, Christian kids in small town Minnesota. How are they supposed to have a frame of reference for: “Yup! Mom and dad are coked up!” instead of “Mom and dad are acting weird lately!”

3: How much time exactly do they spend together? If the kids have been used for a couple of years that dad does his show and sleeps all night, and mom doesn’t really do much of anything, then is it really so weird that they spend all of their time on iPads and don’t know what’s going on in the bedroom?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

In regards to some of those recent CPS reports, I'm wondering if it's the reason why Nick pulled two of his children out of home-schooling, to hide the neglect and damage being inflicted upon them after reports were made. CPS might have made inquiries that were stonewalled by Nick and Kayla and that led to them panicking and pulling the kids out of school to hide the evidence.
Remember that CPS were only allowed in on the back of a police warrant.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Where on earth is the political autism rating for the Rekieta board?
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He's not wrong though. That faggot shit has no place flying from government buildings.
This isn't the United States of Sodom.
Not really the thread for it but I agree with (most) of the sentiment.

Happy 4th of July.
Have a drink Nick. Celebrate.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Does he hate driving so much, that 10 miles is too far to fuck April? Or is it because he enjoys the look on Kayla’s face when he yells: HONEY! And she pops her head in and he goes: “No, not you’ My other honey!”

Nick can't even take his new mid life crisis car off the lot without crashing. April living with them is a public service to keep Nick off the road and everyone else safe. Do you want a sloshed Nick who is horny and high speeding to his booty call? I think not.

 

[AnOminous]

Do you want a sloshed Nick who is horny and high speeding to his booty call?

Yes. And it should be astride a Vincent Black Shadow on a winding mountain road with no guard rails.

 

[Sock Cucker]

Carmen and Kayla Binger. At least they're fairly lipstick.

Hold up. Binger?
Any relation to Thomas Binger? Because that would be FUNNY and WEIRD.