Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[cybertoaster]

Even though fatties write these stories, they don't often write fatties fucking. Ain't that something?

Fat women don't like fat men, simple as.

A rare moment of clarity.

So reality is misogynistic then.

In this entire 300 page thread I've only seen maybe 4 doods who actually tried to look like real men, the rest were barely trying and some were just fat women saying they were men.

 

[Mellorine]

Why do some Troons say that they "realized" that they are one, and they don't say that they became one? I am asking this because I saw someone say "I realized i was trans".

Muslims insist there's no such thing as an Islamic convert, only a "revert", as our pre-birth souls were all properly Muslim, I guess.

Transgenderism is a similar religious belief system.

 

[Aunt Carol]

nobody simply feel uncomfortable in their body because of things like being a stick figure with no muscles makes you feel uncomfortable around other shirtless men, nope, must be cause you are secretly a woman in man's body.

No way dood; this ad is 100% trans-coded they just couldn't say it out loud in le heckin' fascist 1940s or else the Nazis would sneak up from Argentina and burn all their back issues.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

No way dood; this ad is 100% trans-coded they just couldn't say it out loud in le heckin' fascist 1940s or else the Nazis would sneak up from Argentina and burn all their back issues.
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love that ad. it has real rex kwon do vibes to it.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Spoiler: BPD/relationship sperg

I've read several times that large majority of men find BPDs intoxicating and exciting I think due to their poor impulse control, lack of inhibition and splitting causing the lovebombing/cold cycle. Probably the risky sex too. Maybe this is their version of a female's "bad boy" attraction. It seems like just another sign of the times where society is so fucked that stability, security and commitment in a relationship is boring and the tumultuous "excitement" of a borderline/full blown abusive relationship is more attractive and overrides our inherent need of a stable nuclear family for survival. Not sure about the psychology behind it. Saviour complex? Attachment issues? Masochism? "Y'all need Jesus?"

eta: also doesn't help that a shit ton of people now legitimately have BPD or at least BPD traits because, again, society is fucked and full of generational abuse/trauma, so the dating pool for people is swiftly turning into even more of a puddle.

Keep in mind also that many boys have grown up without a father in the house and have literally never seen a normal Husband and Wife relationship up close. What they will have seen is their mother having multiple, short term, failed relationships.
Also, no good relationship advice is given to anyone anymore. It seems like that started when Boomers had kids and then refused to guide or parent them in any meaningful way.
I am a Gen X'er and I do not know anyone my age who got relationship advice i.e. what to look for in a spouse/how to know what you might find important in the long term, from their parents.
When you grow up in a vacuum, you do not know what to look for. It doesn't at all surprise me that people might choose something that seems exciting over something that seems boring, when they have no conception of what the long term consequences will be.

And sometimes it's just that the crazy chicks are good in bed.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

in many ways, the trannies remind me of the shakers

Counterpoint: the shakers created furniture that is remembered to this day for its craftsmanship and simple, functional beauty. They eschewed veneers and finishes because they considered them "deceptive", and preferred "natural" craftsmanship that showed off the natural beauty of the wood. Also, they ended up dying out because they tooks vows of celibacy when they joined, and couldn't attract enough new members as the times changed.

Trannies, meanwhile, have never created anything beautiful, their entire lives are spent lying to themselves and others about what they are, and they mangle their own bodies into twisted mockeries of the opposite sex. They are also, of course, irredeemably porn-brained sex pests.

Apart from the fact that both are voluntary communities of sorts, the Shakers are about as far from trannies as it's possible to get.

Most venerable transphobes of the Pooner Zoo thread, please enlighten this low-grade nooticer on the poonerdom (or just very unfortunate genetic luck) of the below individual which youtube will not stop recommending me.

Looking only at the photos you posted, I would have instantly assumed pooner, but, glancing through the photos on their Xitter account, I think that's an actual XY male, although perhaps the most-soyfaced one I've ever seen. In photos that aren't zoomed in on his head and upper shoulders, he has the physique of Dylan Mulvaney.

I met some of her family, and in general they were lovely... but her father weirded me out the second he walked into the room. He took one step inside and I was immediately aware that there was something not right with the man and the longer I spoke to him and watched him the more "off" he felt. The strangest thing was that as an autist with an interesting background, my instincts are pretty shitty, and there wasn't a single thing about how he presented or spoke that I could pinpoint as not being improper, but he freaked me the fuck out anyway. About the only thing that I could articulate was that he was wearing some kind of human suit. Then his daughter took her suit off, and, well, I guess that these things are thought to run in families for a reason.

Makes you wonder if the father might have had a hand in making her that way.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Looking only at the photos you posted, I would have instantly assumed pooner, but, glancing through the photos on their Xitter account, I think that's an actual XY male, although perhaps the most-soyfaced one I've ever seen. In photos that aren't zoomed in on his head and upper shoulders, he has the physique of Dylan Mulvaney.

I'm getting an irl name of John Irvine for this Seanie character, with no prior name changes showing on the paper trail. I would wager biological male.

 

[Poonocchio]

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Spoiler: Sperg

Oh yeah, you're exactly right. Didn't intend any of that to come across as blame pointing if it did btw (I was born into the same fucked up environment/cycle, some unhealthy as fuck relationships; just got incredibly lucky eventually and found a wonderful one with good morals while also knowing I had to work on some unhealthy stuff I would bring) was just an observation about the general state of society. It's very sad and disheartening to see. Unfotunately it does seem bad relationships are always part of life to figure out your wants/needs/the shit you'll put up with - but now throwing in generations of crappy learned behaviour from parents relationships and mental illnesses, I feel for young people, it's like a mine field.

 

[PandaChai]

I think that's an actual XY male, although perhaps the most-soyfaced one I've ever seen.

I'm getting an irl name of John Irvine for this Seanie character, with no prior name changes showing on the paper trail. I would wager biological male.

I suppose we'll have to wait until we see them copy (who I've finally figured out they remind me of) "Milo" Stewart and start an OF to know for sure.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Didn't intend any of that to come across as blame pointing if it did

It didn't.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Keep in mind also that many boys have grown up without a father in the house and have literally never seen a normal Husband and Wife relationship up close.

Exactly. Healthy, normal men knows it's probably good that women have boundaries and say no. Abnormal men will probably just think a woman who offers all holes at any time is great, and that's where the BPD chicks come in. They're not normal, have no boundaries and attract abnormal men.

 

[deermeat]

Exactly. Healthy, normal men knows it's probably good that women have boundaries and say no. Abnormal men will probably just think a woman who offers all holes at any time is great, and that's where the BPD chicks come in. They're not normal, have no boundaries and attract abnormal men.

My biggest fear as a lesbian is attracting a BPD chick, I know you people are talking about men and the warning signs but what would be the female equivalent? Is that even common.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

My biggest fear as a lesbian is attracting a BPD chick, I know you people are talking about men and the warning signs but what would be the female equivalent? Is that even common.

Hilarious. - For a start, ANY "lesbian" you meet is going to have severe emotional and mental disorders; the clue is in the fact that she is a woman who wants to have sex with another woman.
Also, we were specifically talking about BPD women, so I don't understand your comment that we're talking about men.
TL;DR, all lesbians are crazy, manipulative liars. Repent, and find yourself a man.

 

[glass_houses]

My biggest fear as a lesbian is attracting a BPD chick, I know you people are talking about men and the warning signs but what would be the female equivalent? Is that even common.

Establish whether or not she's bisexual. There is such a beast in the world as a mentally stable bisexual, but they are vastly outnumbered by BPD "bisexuals", in which case it's usually not so much as a sexual preference thing, as a complete lack of boundaries and not caring about who they get off with, so long as they get off. Even if someone is adamant that they're homosexual, it pays to ask what they used to get up to in the past.

Even though judging a woman's moral character by the state of her hymen is largely bullshit, anyone with a massive body count- man or woman, gay or straight- generally has some pretty significant issues.

@Iron Jaguar I've been preyed upon by exactly one lesbian in the course of my life, but I've had many alarming experiences with heterosexual males who were incapable of keeping in their pants, and they were rarely bothered worrying about things like "age" or "consent". I've met many women who could only partner with other women because they had such a lengthy and extensive history of sexual and physical abuse that males instinctively terrified and revolted them. If you want the population of sinful lesbians to reduce, you can start by leaving your microdick in your pants.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I've met many women who could only partner with other women because they had such a lengthy and extensive history of sexual and physical abuse that males instinctively terrified and revolted them.

I am very aware that this is a thing. I also don't care.
The claim they they can ONLY have relationships with other women is a lie.

start by leaving your microdick in your pants

Typical woman response - "You must have smol peepee.." Pathetic.

 

[glass_houses]

I am very aware that this is a thing. I also don't care.
The claim they they can ONLY have relationships with other women is a lie.


Typical woman response - "You must have smol peepee.." Pathetic.

My brother in Christ....

I've wasted loads of possums. Used to enjoy driving along the former State Highway around the Western side of Lake Taupo, late at night, and running over dozens of possums on the way.
They often crouch down when they see your headlights, so the trick is to blast your horn just as you drive over them, which startles them into raising their heads and, BAM!, you crack their skulls with the underside of your car.

... you should perhaps reconsider your conviction in your moral, ethical, intellectual and spiritual superiority... to anyone.

 

[Procrastinhater]

A question I have is now that prepubescent transitioning is starting to be banned in many Western countries. how much longer does the tranny movement have? I'm of the belief that the United States is once again entering a great religious reawakening in where we will see an explosion of new religions, communities and cults. how long until being a transgender is considered a religious aspect and not just a lifestyle choice.

I'm of the opinion we should treat and deal with Troons and Pooners the same way we used to deal with Lepers.
Transgenderism is a social contagion far more virulent and easier to spread and catch than Leprosy and those sick fucks are driven to "crack eggs" and spread the contagion.
Troons reproduce by molestation and/or grooming and brainwashing, they are corrosive to society.
I'm enough of a believer in personal freedom that I don't think over the age of 21 (or 25) it should be banned, but Troons should be isolated and quarantined to prevent them spreading the sickness, and prohibited from living outside of special Troon Leper Colonies.
I do think anyone attempting to Troon out a minor should be executed.
I think if we isolated Trannies to their own Colonies and prevented them from deliberately spreading their sickness we could end this plague within a generation or at least reduce it to tiny amounts.

I just don't believe there is any place for these perverts in society. They are corrosive to society, to morality, and a danger to children's mental and physical wellbeing.

This dood is education you on how Transmen can be feminine:

I can see a few problems here...

My kid ends up like that and it's instant disinheritance and kicked out of the house the moment they turn 18.

I'd do everything I could to make them see reason, and if they came to their senses I'd be there for them but yeah, you can't support or encourage this shit.
It's no good for them or you.
I can think of few worse things as a parent than to lose your child to a depraved death and mutilation Cult.

Guys I'm going out on a date with a pooner. She does not look masculine at all and she's not fat, what is your advice? How do I skirt around her "he/him" pronouns?

I think you're better asking on the Pooners of Grindr thread.

I hope this is just a troll. Why would you degrade yourself by dating a fucking Pooner lol?

 

[gohi_trout]

I'm getting an irl name of John Irvine for this Seanie character, with no prior name changes showing on the paper trail. I would wager biological male.

Someone was said earlier in the thread that he could have klinefelter syndrome. His voice totally sounds like a pooner, but I could imagine that he just has some hormonal problem. He needs to stop dressing like a fag though, thats what makes him really seem like a dood.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Typical woman response - "You must have smol peepee.." Pathetic.

try to insult a man without saying he has small pp or needs to get laid challenge (impossible) i agreed with what she said in her post, but i cant help but call out her typical woman response here. you are correct about it.

I hope this is just a troll. Why would you degrade yourself by dating a fucking Pooner lol?

i could maybe accepts either he is desperate or he is looking for an easy quick lay. but in both cases i think it is pathetic and we should make fun of him.
if you are so desperate to date that you stoop to pooners then my man you are worse off than i am. please re-evaluate your life.
if you are so desperate for poon that you look to pooners then you are worse off than i am. either that or you have zero control over your penis, at which case you are a nigger animal, not a human being.

Someone was said earlier in the thread that he could have klinefelter syndrome. His voice totally sounds like a pooner, but I could imagine that he just has some hormonal problem. He needs to stop dressing like a fag though, thats what makes him really seem like a dood.

yeah the way he dresses, the pooner stache, and the glasses all work against him. the more i see the more it think it is just a very soy guy rather than pooner. which i think is a first. ive seen some mannish looking women who i at first mistake for a troon, but i dont think ive come across a guy who i mistake for a pooner before.

 

[PandaChai]

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While I do agree with what's been said, the pre-stache photos really just reads bull-dyke to me. The low hairline, very full hair, lack of Adam's apple, the quite thick lips, and here their voice is far less froggy. Interesting specimen either way.