Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Patrick suggests we should learn how to talk to animals. He then gets into an argument with a stranger over what his own name is.
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I love how he's the same old Patrick with the "enjoy prison" stuff. Like he's been saying that to a great many people for a number of years now. Does he genuinely believe people are currently in prison for 'stalking' him?

Does he even make complaints to the authorities about the alleged stalking?

His thought process on the day to day must be absolutely fascinating.
 
Patrick suggests we should learn how to talk to animals. He then gets into an argument with a stranger over what his own name is.
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Most animals have no understanding of lying. I don't think Rick would appreciate their honesty.
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Patrick suggests we should learn how to talk to animals. He then gets into an argument with a stranger over what his own name is.
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Piggy thinks animals would understand his lies. What a fucking retard :story:
I am not even sure if I should learn how to talk with fat pigs with bitch tits. Fatty still has the biggest ego out there trying to think those stalker children are enjoying prison as if he plays it off like a child’s roleplay. He would not even have the balls to actually report to the Milwaukee police or even its justice department because all he knows was making dime-a-dozen lies and flex his goyslop and alcohol, and owning the stalker children whilst seething behind the screen.

I talked to my cat before and she says “Patrick Tomlinson is a massive liar and a fat faggot with saggy bitch tits”. Pretty sure that would go the same to the other animals that we tried to talk to about Fat Rick.
 
That's funny, the robin I was talking to this morning (always say hi to birds who hang out while you're drinking a cup of coffee) agreed that Patrick Tomlinson is a fat faggot with bitch tits.
Most animals have no understanding of lying. I don't think Rick would appreciate their honesty.
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Piggy thinks animals would understand his lies. What a fucking retard :story:
I am not even sure if I should learn how to talk with fat pigs with bitch tits. Fatty still has the biggest ego out there trying to think those stalker children are enjoying prison as if he plays it off like a child’s roleplay. He would not even have the balls to actually report to the Milwaukee police or even its justice department because all he knows was making dime-a-dozen lies and flex his goyslop and alcohol, and owning the stalker children whilst seething behind the screen.

I talked to my cat before and she says “Patrick Tomlinson is a massive liar and a fat faggot with saggy bitch tits”. Pretty sure that would go the same to the other animals that we tried to talk to about Fat Rick.
What a coincidence, I talked to my cats and my neighbor's dogs and they said the exact same thing.
 
I stumbled on this a moment ago and I find it worth sharing on this thread.

just in case you needed even more proof of how irredeemably, monumentally POZZED Imgur is as a website, keep in mind that these radicalized tranny lovers take screencaps of Fatrick's tweets and parade him as a cunning, witty political commentator for those precious upboats. I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS SHIT UP.
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And to add insult to injury, the one user who quotes the iconic tweet of this obese, litigious narcissist gets downvoted, because Imgur at large is populated by unfunny nigger cattle.

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I need these reminders that Imgur is truly the worst social media site and the people who unironically use it to socialize need to be culled for the greater good of humanity.
 
Glass Joe is getting TKO'd by the first media hit he's taken in 30 years.
Wouldn't say the first one, have you seen Skibidi Biden? Not even Fat Rick could have come up with something like that and he's the guy that tried to shit on Trump in one of his books and ended up making him the only tolerable character.
 
Patrick wishes he could get people excited and talking about a hypothetical lamp monster.
Hypothetical? Lamp monsters are very real, child. Just ask the poor children of Gaza. Enjoy Palestine.
Did Pat switch positions on that yet?
 
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Rick keeps saying this, but it seems retarded to me. The only way to survey opinions is by calling old people on their landline? Are you sure?

I also like Rick implying that he's some kind of serious analyst keeping his finger on the pulse of "advanced Western economies", when what really happened was he saw some headlines/tweets about the French election results, figured they support his theory about political surveys in the U.S., and then casually extrapolated it to the dozens more countries to which the nebulous term "advanced Western economy" can apply. Slow clap.
But the polling was accurate? Look at this chart the Wikipedia faggots made, those grey dots on the end line are what the parties actually polled at:
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The actual result was just slightly below what RN polled at, and in the second round they did better than this at 37%. The actual polling failure was Macron's party which benefited from the Left candidates not being the most viable in the second round!

The "fascists" polled the best and gained the most seats, from this Rick concludes the polls overweighted the "fascists" and the voters organized against them. Nobody should have expected RN to win because tactical second-round voting has been a thing in France for over two decades. RN has to poll up near 40-45% in first place before they can actually defeat this. (Or moderate and become the standard center-right party.)
 
Deadnaming must be his trigger or something. He corrects the record every time.
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He's just like that one kid everybody's gone to school with. They were called something like Bob, but everyone would call them Ash because he actually got really mad at that honest mistake once, and never stopped being perpetually angry at it so it stuck. Everybody knows a kid like that, the difference is that Fat is an adult lol.
 
Everybody knows a kid like that, the difference is that Fat is an adult lol.
Citation needed. I propose that in a case of spacetime oopsie doodles instead of the regular growing up that people do, his time got redirected into girth and all he did was in fact growing out. Because there's no other way to explain his present fatness and the steady increase of his mass.
 
There has been no evidence of Hoolis posting for well over a year, in that time he has been spotted at multiple other bars being fat. Both his Stealthygeek and TorqueWheeler twitter accounts post the occasional picture of a car that fatty has seen while out. Usually the cars are within 100m of hooli's. Since the supposed banning he has still been posting car pics, all of them within 100m of the Swinging Door, Izzy's, The garage etc.

New Automanic drop:
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HOOLI'S FOR PAT NEVER
 
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Pat tweeting "delete this" reminds me of this classic squealing, only slightly less high-pitched than Pat himself:

He was about as effective as Pat is at stopping the trolls, too.
"DELETE THIS, CHILD!"
"Hello?"
"NOOO CHILD, YOU CAN HEAR ME! DELETE THIS!"
"Hello?"
(Violent desk smashing)
"DELETE! THIS! RIGHT FUCKING NOW! MY BROTHER WORKS FOR X!"
 
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