Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gay Mouth]

'Disbarred and Disgraced Lolyer' would make a nice addition to the thread title. A licence suspension would really chap his arse, but it seems very difficult to do unless you show malfeasance in the practice of law or do something especially heinous.

Nick started in the Church, and perhaps it appears paradoxical, but that will make it harder for him to return. He already left the path, and it will take more for him to get back onto it. He is his own worst enemy for having rejected it once before.

I think if he's disbarred he's going to take his ball(do) and go home, for the same reason he isn't going to return to Christ. "You can't fire me, I quit, and I don't even like these sour grapes anyways. The church and the law are corrupt, ree, etc". I really doubt he'd ever admit wrongdoing and repent, morally or ethically, so Christianity and the law will become incel prudes he's above (SNOOOOORT).

I’ll defer to the lawyers but I doubt it. My impression is that outside of the big firms it’s far from guaranteed that you’ll make good money lawyering.

If he hadn't fucked it all up he could have probably made at least a decent living, but the really lucrative in a small town is often locked up and the local wealthy families have the lawyer(s) they have because their granddaddies had his granddaddy as a lawyer. And those six figure associate jobs at a big firm? They expect you to work for them. Nick has more or less disqualified himself permanently but even if he were younger, they'd be wanting 70 hour weeks and the like.

He could maintain his lifestyle from before his streaming career, and he could over the course of a decade build his income to a reasonably comfortable level. If he partnered at a firm, advanced at a public law office, or became a judge, his earning potential would go up. But for any of those to happen, He would need to grind for experience for years, like any career.

It was very confusing to me when I started watching Nick and found out he started his own firm right out of law school. This isn't unheard of, but it's pretty wacky and definitely naive and narcissistic. Law school teaches you the basic elements of areas of law, the bar exam certifies you paid attention. You specialize after you pass, just like a doctor specializes. But doctors don't pass medical school and set up as a pediatrician. They have years of residency learning how to actually be a doctor. It's the same for lawyers. You learn how to do your job on the job, because each area of law is different and your job will be different. Nick becoming a garden variety defense attorney with his own office with literally NO mentor or training is ludicrous and his clients are rubes. It speaks volumes about his ignorance and narcissism that he believes he could serve clients properly and to the fullness of their right to a vigorous defense.

He has the opportunity to get some mentoring from that firm he almost rented space from. But he instead took great offense at some ribbing from a potential mentor, who dared to offer him a crackhead as a first client and question the almighty Rekieta wearing shorts and drinking whiskey on the clock.

Now that he is sober

 

[Major]

Anything good on?

He's just sitting there in lukewarm water alone like a lemon.

A far cry from his heyday of just 6 months ago.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He's just sitting there in lukewarm water alone like a lemon.

A far cry from his heyday of just 6 months ago.

Okay what's more gross: the water in that hot tub? Or this? Both are probably disease nests.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Trial Streams™ are coming

Lmao. I still think we are going to get him fufilling his Locals 5k reward before that.

 

[daffodils]

Rekieta Locals Stream Snipe With Chat 09-07-24​

- Couldn't do daytime streaming because of all the drug tests and the most important thing in the world, visitations with his kids. But things look promising now. Trial streams with Branca coming this week.

- Says he hasn't been trial streaming because he would have had to step away from the stream for 1-3 hours every day, and he didn't want to do that because he's a perfectionist.

- He can't go five seconds without scratching himself or touching his face.

- Nick isn't having fun. He's just getting through the day until he has his opportunity to fight.

- Nick is spending most of his day working on his case, going through documents, finding ways to cooperate where he CAN in the family case.

- "I can't wait to tell you guys the whole story!"

- "Let's say, hypothetically, the government accuses you of murder. They don't have a body, they don't have a murder weapon, they don't have witnesses [....] they just have a missing person. And the government says 'We need you to prove you didn't murder.... we need you to prove you won't murder again'."

- There's stuff the state doesn't even know yet that he wants to talk about but he can't.

- His tattoo is getting finished this month.

- "When a government worker gets on the stand and lies at a hearing under oath, you don't just get to stand up and say 'nuh-uh'. [...] How do you prove they're lying when you can't testify? But what if the state knows that testifying would be very, very adverse to your interests in your other case? Oh, suddenly, they're not so worried about lying. It's amazing!"

- Nick hasn't lied at all. People just think he's lying because they don't know the story.

- Show was 1h6m, took 20 minutes to get the stream started.

 

[thebigdream]

Lmao. I still think we are going to get him fufilling his Locals 5k reward before that.

the streams are the trial (to get through)

 

[AnOminous]

- His tattoo is getting finished this month.

Well it's good he's focusing on the important things I guess.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

- "When a government worker gets on the stand and lies at a hearing under oath, you don't just get to stand up and say 'nuh-uh'. [...] How do you prove they're lying when you can't testify? But what if the state knows that testifying would be very, very adverse to your interests in your other case? Oh, suddenly, they're not so worried about lying. It's amazing!"

Aren’t there rules against using stuff said in one case to screw you in another? And you know, lying because they know you can’t stop them.

 

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- "Let's say, hypothetically, the government accuses you of murder. They don't have a body, they don't have a murder weapon, they don't have witnesses [....] they just have a missing person. And the government says 'We need you to prove you didn't murder.... we need you to prove you won't murder again'."

Isn't this almost verbatim what he was saying about motegraph?
I clearly remember nick saying something to the effect of "montegraph can't prove he's not a pedo"

 

[AnOminous]

Aren’t there rules against using stuff said in one case to screw you in another? And you know, lying because they know you can’t stop them.

No, not without an immunity agreement. Why would what you said under oath be inadmissable in another case? If it either contradicts what you're saying now or is adverse to your interests, either of those is a hearsay exception. If it would criminally implicate you, you can take the Fifth and refuse to testify entirely, but in a civil case, they can draw an inference that your testimony would have hurt you.

isn't this almost verbatim what he was saying about motegraph?
I clearly remember nick saying something to the effect of "montegraph can't prove he's not a pedo"

You're not supposed to remember what this lying faggot said yesterday, just whatever lie he's telling today.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I don't like this storyline. Too much of a variance to reality.

I would like to see Nick troon out and join the Transon family.

Give it up. Ralph has more courtroom experience and isn't facing felony charges or a defamation suit.
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Nick would thrive in jail. It's the best option for his lifestyle.

Nick is a triple threat to the legal system.

Rackets' problem isn't that he's dumb, his problem is he's a degenerate piece of shit. Ralph is too but he's also clinically retarded white trash.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I guess that's in reference to me...

I think it was about this person. He shows up in chats and if I remember correctly, he's said that he talks with Nick.

Spoiler: Tangential - Havfun vs Gosney

About a year ago Captain Havfun was supposed to go on a stream with Steve Gosney to talk about toys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmAs8pQuXMU

They had been loosely discussing it for a few weeks "Hey, we should stream together and talk about toys." Havfun sent Gosney some Starship Enterprise accessories that go with a figure Gosney had and he was expecting to be on stream with Steve to watch him open, but Gosney only gave him short notice for the stream so he missed it. At 50 minutes into the stream Havefun came into the chat and asked to come on, but Steve had a stop time set and there were only 10 minutes left.

Afterwards, it bled into Legal Vices stream that followed https://www.youtube.com/live/oTOde5G1B58? and Steve addressed it at 14 minutes.

3 Months later, on Halloween, Dave from MLS Law (as the name Mac Turner) had a go with it when Steve arrived. https://www.youtube.com/live/PwyPJFL-CNM?si=7n6bBPphxp06UZ7u&

In the weeks leading up to the toy stream Havfun and Gosney had been having a good time together on various panels, but one perceived slight occured and it all fell apart. Havfun tried to explain his dismay by saying he was used to working in Hollywood and everybody is informed of schedules and things are arranged ahead of time. Steve Gosney was pretty annoyed at the whole thing and disavowed all drama.

 

[Father Balldo]

Rackets isn't dumb, and that's the problem. He's peak midwit.

 

[Phillip Green]

Who wants a stream snipe of the Balldo mans boring hot tub stream?

https://rumble.com/v564af4-rekieta-locals-stream-snipe-with-chat-09-07-24.html

I hadn't seen confirmation of this before (although I think it was very widely assumed), but near the end of the stream he stated that the kids were staying with family.

He wouldn't say more than that, but definitely not a random foster situation as the "CPS custody" wording in the leaked docs caused some to think.

 

[Oliver Onions]

i really don't think it's unrealistic for him to end up alone living in one of his parents houses drinking himself to death as he snorts lines of coke and buys prostitutes.

AKA the Spoony trajectory, except Noah's too poor to even afford booze, nevermind coke.

So at least Nick's future is looking better than Spoony's. Good going, champ?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

- "I can't wait to tell you guys the whole story!"

- There's stuff the state doesn't even know yet that he wants to talk about but he can't.

- Nick hasn't lied at all. People just think he's lying because they don't know the story.

Nick sounds like me trying to convince my parents those beers in my closet were planted there by someone trying to get me grounded. Except he’s 30 years older than I was.

What a weenie.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nice heat allergy you have there Balldo, want to make up more dumb stuff? Maybe claim you have autism and cancer too, and start a shitcoin called $BALLDO.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Well it's good he's focusing on the important things I guess.

I think it's a good call. I wouldn't want to be the guy going to prison with a half finished tattoo.

 

[AnotherPleb]

To be fair, none of the Mexican food in the Midwest / Great Plains is anything resembling Mexican food. The nearest Mexican food to Nick's house is in Texas, which google says is a 15 hour drive.

See Exhibit A - "Taco John's", the Midwest's somehow even worse Taco Bell.
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I have no idea why people here even like that garbage. About the only decent thing is the potato oles, and that's just a reskinned tater tot.

 

[MeltyTW]

Nick hasn't lied at all. People just think he's lying because they don't know the story.

You know I never thought about an aspect of trials before seeing nick refuses to step down from (internet) lawyer mode, but is part of having a lawyer thst you can present yourself as an actual human being while they do the slimy skeevy pedantic bullshit? Granted the lawyers ive seen can usually be persuasive factually and emotionally at times and don't come across as annoying or combative over so many lost causes as Nicky boy here but still.