Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
I just wanted to point out that there’s no way Nick didn’t go to church with a giant, raging ODD boner over bringing his mistress to church with him.
This absolutely happened. If for anything else, as a form of gay autistic revenge against the pastor for the intervention he no doubt tried to hold with Rekieta earlier this year. Something triggered all the raging against the incel prudes at church. Likely the pastor and other men from the church asked Rackets to sit down privately and told him he was acting off. Being scolded by a bunch of other guys, his peers, would've set his narc rage off like crazy.
 
When they had the nanny she was driving the kids around, didn't seem to help reduce any stress or improve the schedule. They have the grandparents too. Unfortunately those damn kids and their activities always end up having Nick driving around after midnight!
I've said it a billion times: either
  • his hysterical "stress" is a LAH;
  • he is beyond fragile; and/or
  • it was jack fucking normal "stress," but only became higher stress because he wanted to be doing other things, namely drugs, booze, and sex; and when you do a lot of those things you are way off your game for everything else and therefore often "stressed."
might give him more job opportunities as a lawyer,
He will never really work as a lawyer. He's been out of school for 9 years and worked for 3, generously interpreted. He's never worked with someone (and never would) who knows what he's doing, and he hasn't done enough of it himself to be competent. No firm is going to hire him, he'd be useless in-house, and no one would risk partnering with a workshy big mouth, much less one who made news for coke and swinging. And he, himself, could not abide any of those options, because God forbid anyone have a legitimate and reasonable opinion about him not pulling his weight.
 
This absolutely happened. If for anything else, as a form of gay autistic revenge against the pastor for the intervention he no doubt tried to hold with Rekieta earlier this year. Something triggered all the raging against the incel prudes at church. Likely the pastor and other men from the church asked Rackets to sit down privately and told him he was acting off. Being scolded by a bunch of other guys, his peers, would've set his narc rage off like crazy.

Nick claimed 3 or so years ago that he stopped teaching children's Sunday School because of his show. At the time, he said it was his choice due to the content of his show. Now, I am not so sure...

He no longer teaches at the homeschool co-op. That was obviois from his demeanor and (lack of) scheduling. Aaron said that he was asked to step down ans that he was angry about it.

Add that to the 'suggestion' that Nick mentioned that the church made to get him and Kayla into a 'parent group with other couples with kids' but who were 'really fucking old' and his seething about it, he got more than Null telling him to 'pull up'.

Add to that his nanny quitting and working for another family in the church.

TL;DR He has been seething and ignoring the incel, Scandinavian prudes for quite a while...

I’m just wondering how Nick thinks he’s going to do multi-hour trial streams without at least some alcohol and/or having an unhinged meltdown on stream. He’s kidding himself.

He can always talk about 'women, amirite?', with Branca when there is a lull in the Baldwin trial. This seems to be his plan.
 
Not a Nick defender by any means but you should absolutely not: speak to the police, testify on your own behalf, or basically do anything of the sort. The moment you open your mouth is the moment they start compiling things against you and if you fuck up and even say one wrong thing or one iota of your story changes for any reason, they will run you down with it. Nick is doomed because he's already a fuckin liar, but tbh even if I was 100% innocent I still would not speak to the police or get on the stand for myself. Yeah, you definitely can make your lawyers put you up there to testify but its not a good idea. Especially if you are prone to letting your emotions get the best of you or engage in double talk like Nick likes to do. Being "technically" in the right will just piss a jury off and unfortunately for everyone, they pretty much can convict you whether you are actually guilty or not, so you really don't wanna piss them off.
I was just pointing out that Nick is bullshitting when he says "the government is allowed to say what they want and I can't say anything" no, he can say whatever he likes as well, it's often just a really bad idea, but going back to Nick's murder hypothetical, if you can prove that you were nowhere near the scene around the time of the disappearance or have indisputable facts that you had nothing to do with it then why conceal it and go through the stress of losing your kids and a lengthy trial?

Taking the stand to attempt to exonerate yourself can be a terrible idea, especially if you're guilty or the law is open to interpretation, but as Nick keeps saying, he has some magical piece of the puzzle we don't know about that'll clear up everything, it's all just one big misunderstanding, if that's true then why not take the stand and tell everyone this good boy secret of his? If you're innocent and can prove you're innocent then getting on the stand can actually be the best thing to do.

Of course Nick is just full of shit, he's guilty as sin and trying to gaslight what remains of his Balldo Washing Cope Squad right up until the last moment.
 
- Couldn't do daytime streaming because of all the drug tests and the most important thing in the world, visitations with his kids.
If this is the first thing in his stream, it's the narrative point he's the most mad about. Going through the motions doesn't make you a good father Nick! Sacrifice your ego and go to rehab!

- Says he hasn't been trial streaming because he would have had to step away from the stream for 1-3 hours every day, and he didn't want to do that because he's a perfectionist.
It must kill him that all of his streams for the last 6 months were unwatchable babbling train wrecks.

- Nick isn't having fun. He's just getting through the day until he has his opportunity to fight.
Lmao, suffer Rackets.

- Nick is spending most of his day working on his case, going through documents, finding ways to cooperate where he CAN in the family case.
That's something a lawyer should do, not you Nick.

- "I can't wait to tell you guys the whole story!"
Your "story" would be more of a fabrication than some of the worst fan fiction the farms has taken part in since page 950.

- Nick hasn't lied at all. People just think he's lying because they don't know the story.
Lies by omission and misdirection are still lies Nick, you lying faggot who lies.
 
Nick claimed 3 or so years ago that he stopped teaching children's Sunday School because of his show. At the time, he said it was his choice due to the content of his show. Now, I am not so sure...

He no longer teaches at the homeschool co-op. That was obviois from his demeanor and (lack of) scheduling. Aaron said that he was asked to step down ans that he was angry about it.

Add that to the 'suggestion' that Nick mentioned that the church made to get him and Kayla into a 'parent group with other couples with kids' but who were 'really fucking old' and his seething about it, he got more than Null telling him to 'pull up'.

Add to that his nanny quitting and working for another family in the church.

TL;DR He has been seething and ignoring the incel, Scandinavian prudes for quite a while...
The usual MO for churches is to follow Matthew 18: 15-17 which essentially says to confront a wayward brother one on one, and if they refuse to listen then with many people, and then if they refuse to listen, treat them as they would an unbeliever. 1 Corinthians 6: 1 is often cited too, asking Christians to stay out of government courts as much as possible.

If it is a Bible believing church (it probably is because of how much Nick seethed about them) then they likely followed all that. So it's not like this church just immediately slammed 911. They just asked him to pull up in a faggy way, so he literally had to choice but to do the Appealstream.
 
Do we have an update on the bodycam footage?
10 hours of body cam footage are currently being copied to a USB 1.1 flash drive, which will be mailed to our errverrlord as soon as it's done.
In the mean time, in case you find yourself unable to deal with an overwhelming rush of emotions following the delay of body cam footage, refer to an informational video posted earlier.
 
I can't wait to hear his explanation of what actually happened.
My guess, if he can't get the warrant tossed and all the evidence suppressed, is he's gonna go with something like the coke being Aaron's. Anyone but his. Though it was in his master bedroom, which he admitted to the police is where he sleeps, and constructive possession is a bitch. Plus they have the cokestream where he acted insane with white powder on his nose.

The new funniest thing is him now suggesting it's not even coke. I'm pretty sure the science in terms of testing that shit is pretty solid and reliable now, and they have 26 grams of the shit. Maybe the field tests the police use can be flawed, but I doubt very much full on lab result of the drugs seized is gonna come back with "oh, this is just 26 grams of Bisquick."
 
In what world would something that proves your not a complete failure as a parent also show you’re guilty of the criminal charges?
If he testifies, he opens himself up for cross-examination. He'll have to plead the fifth on something. Once he does that, said question and any further questions are presumed answered in a light negative to Nick.

Asking a question you know the defendant can't answer without looking bad is a known tactic. Some people consider this unfair and this is a common complaint from defendants.
However, going on the stand and simply calling someone a liar without any supporting evidence or facts is NOT a form of proof.
I thought he'd have some type of documentation or recording of his interactions with CPS.
Recording a CPS worker you don't trust? Man, that sounds suspiciously like work to Nick.
 
However, going on the stand and simply calling someone a liar without any supporting evidence or facts is NOT a form of proof. That is inevitably simply a way to emotionally influence a jury through an argument. Of course as well, its Nick once again trying to gaslight people with his argument to the effect that only he has the "complete" truth but cannot show the complete truth to us for reasons.
Nick is going full Tomlinson "There is only one side to this story incel prude".
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- Says he hasn't been trial streaming because he would have had to step away from the stream for 1-3 hours every day, and he didn't want to do that because he's a perfectionist.
If there's one thing Nick's known for it's being a perfectionist. :story:
Nigger forget about your dogshit streams, you don't even put effort into raising your own kids.
 
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The new funniest thing is him now suggesting it's not even coke.
Did he directly say that, or "technically they haven't proven beyond a reasonable doubt it was coke with a full offsite lab test"?

Nick's Mind said:
I thought it was coke when I snorted it. I reacted like I took a stimulant on video. But only a Scandinavian prude would believe it was coke. So what, I must be a Scandinavian prude? CONTRADICTION, Kiwi Farms! Therefore, it must not be coke!

How does he not drown in that hot tub?
 
He will never really work as a lawyer. He's been out of school for 9 years and worked for 3, generously interpreted. He's never worked with someone (and never would) who knows what he's doing, and he hasn't done enough of it himself to be competent. No firm is going to hire him, he'd be useless in-house, and no one would risk partnering with a workshy big mouth, much less one who made news for coke and swinging. And he, himself, could not abide any of those options, because God forbid anyone have a legitimate and reasonable opinion about him not pulling his weight.
Not just that, but there is a sizable chance that he ends up losing his legal license at the end of this saga. The legal system isn't going to take lightly a lawyer having convictions for drug, firearms and child neglect charges.
The new funniest thing is him now suggesting it's not even coke. I'm pretty sure the science in terms of testing that shit is pretty solid and reliable now, and they have 26 grams of the shit. Maybe the field tests the police use can be flawed, but I doubt very much full on lab result of the drugs seized is gonna come back with "oh, this is just 26 grams of Bisquick."
At this point he is just trying to convince what few gullible morons exist as his supporter group that he did nothing wrong. That and try to convince himself.

I am looking forward to when he inadvertently tries to argue this point in court in a futile attempt to save himself.
 
He will never really work as a lawyer.
A semi-retired attorney friend of mine does legal documentation work, reviewing contracts and such. It doesn't pay much comparatively speaking, but he likes the extra money and enjoys the work because it keeps his mind active. Lots of people would find it boring, but he doesn't. I imagine Nick Rekieta would.

It would be funny (and fitting) if Rekieta, once and former Law Pope and YouTube personality, ended up in a little strip mall office backroom somewhere, poring over reams of legalese, wondering if he's got enough change for the candy machine down the hall.
 
If he testifies, he opens himself up for cross-examination. He'll have to plead the fifth on something. Once he does that, said question and any further questions are presumed answered in a light negative to Nick.

Asking a question you know the defendant can't answer without looking bad is a known tactic. Some people consider this unfair and this is a common complaint from defendants.


Recording a CPS worker you don't trust? Man, that sounds suspiciously like work to Nick.
you’re technically not supposed to read into the invoking the 5th as an admission of guilt as a juror I’m pretty certain at least in a criminal trial
Now do jurors interpret it that way? Absolutely.
 
The general tactics used to fight a "constructive possession" case like Nick's are:

1) Try to prove that Nick didn't know the cocaine was in the bedroom
2) Try to prove that Nick didn't know what cocaine was or know that it was illegal.
3) Try to prove that Nick didn't have any actual control over the bedroom where he admitted to the police that he sleeps in.

Unfortunately all of Nick's junkie behavior around this situation has made every one of those defenses just about impossible.
 
Once he does that, said question and any further questions are presumed answered in a light negative to Nick.
I can’t comment on how this works with CPS/child custody cases, but in criminal trials, once you take the stand you waive your right against self incrimination. And if you opt not to take the stand, the jury is not allowed to consider that against you.
Now, as Vernon Dozier just pointed out, juries absolutely do at least consider it against you, but they aren’t supposed to.
I’d have to go down a Lexis/Westlaw rabbit hole to confirm this, but I would think that similar instructions are in play for invoking the Fifth while giving answers in a civil proceeding. I could be wrong though, I’ve never dealt with that particular issue

EDIT:
Nvm, I’m wrong and retarded. under Baxter v. Palmigiano, 425 U.S. 308, 318 (1976), SCOTUS does allow negative inferences to be drawn from invoking the fifth in a civil proceeding.
 
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If he testifies, he opens himself up for cross-examination. He'll have to plead the fifth on something. Once he does that, said question and any further questions are presumed answered in a light negative to Nick.
Actually, I don't think he can testify on his own behalf, and then plead the 5th on cross. I think the way it works is that if you chose to take the stand, you have substantially waived your 5th Amendment right to remain silent, provided the questions on cross examination are relevant to what was raised on direct examination. See, e.g., Fitzpatrick v. United States, 178 U.S. 304, (1900).

There's a reason why a lot of criminal defendants don't testify on their own behalf. Sometimes there's a benefit to it if you are a credible or sympathetic witness (i.e. Kyle Rittenhouse), but you leave yourself vulnerable to the state destroying your narrative.

Nick is a shit liar, and guilty as sin. I think he'd be stupid for him to take the stand, but it would be funny if he did. He's certainly arrogant enough to think he's the smartest guy in the room and can gaslight a jury.

Did he directly say that, or "technically they haven't proven beyond a reasonable doubt it was coke with a full offsite lab test"?
The latter.

Which is still meant as a suggestion from him it might not be coke. Meant only to appeal to the stupid people that still comprise his fanbase hoping to cling onto the idea he's completely innocent.

It's stupid. It's coke. They're gonna be able prove it. Easily.

EDIT: Elaboration.
 
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