DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

You can share tracking on gifts just by going to orders > Track package and then sending that. He can go to track.amazon.com and enter in the number sent to him. Further, if it isn't shipped by an Amazon van so USPS, UPS, Fedex whatever all of those will track anything shipped to your address. Homeassistant, Homekit, Alexa, cellphones all have apps to do it.

You may want to try something before spreading misinformation. Be better than Phil.

Amazon Shipping is a service that Amazon gives to 3rd party sellers and companies outside of Amazon who wish to use their network for shipping something. This is not the same thing as regular Amazon delivery that is usually from their own distribution center (the TBA tracking numbers). If you don't believe me, find a package from Amazon delivered with that format tracking number and try looking it up. Won't work.

You also can't share this tracking and track outside of your account. Gift receipts don't have tracking, but do tell you what the item is that's arriving. If you try to open an Amazon tracking link from an email without being signed in, you get an error.

I believe an item purchased from a wish list may give you tracking, but that would then mean Phil has a secret wish list, which seems hard to believe. He does still have the one on Twitch but it's all gift cards, no surprise there.

Wasnt his thrascan 250 and the cofee maker 500? Those the numbers I remember.

That makes sense. It's a SimpleHuman one and those typically are pretty expensive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esTq5coPHAc&t=603

 

[PieceofShet]

I missed the beginning of the stream, what is he doing? He has a new stick, no? Why does he take it apart? I DONT GET IT.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He was saying last night he wasn't sure if he was even getting it at all, that it might have been someone fucking with him.

hes a lying faggot. he bought it

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I believe he err a contributing supporter bought him that stick which he has to install on that joypad.

 

[FormerPro]

To clarify Phil isn't using the new ridiculously expensive stick sent to him by a "fan" yet. That hasn't arrived. Phil ordered a replacement stick (just the actual stick) for his current Qanba that he just installed. I think it's probably a bad attempt to deceive people into thinking he it wasn't him who bought the $400 ROLLS ROYCE OF FIGHTSTICKS.

"Why would I buy a new $400 fightstick? I just bought a replacement for my old one".

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Sadly, the new joystick lever do not help Phil to win against anyone on masters above 1550 MR

 

[Dona Morte]

I can do low res wide screen he says.

CAN he get lower resolution trully?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

the hundreds of thousands of dollars he spent on jpgs and he cant spare 50$ for a half decent webcam

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

the hundreds of thousands of dollars he spent on jpgs and he cant spare 50$ for a half decent webcam

He can't do anything greater than russian potato cam remember all the shorts he did and by default they're the highest resolution and it made him look like a catfish making tard faces as if he didn't know if he just farted to sharted.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I gotta ask... does this pigger not own a fucking screwdriver? He's using the Swiss Army Knife again... Reminds me of the time I forgot to bring my Phillips screwdriver to my dorm room and it was 1am so I couldn't buy one so I had to make do with a fucking nail clipper.

 

[Love Is Blue]

the hundreds of thousands of dollars he spent on jpgs and he cant spare 50$ for a half decent webcam

do you REALLY want to see an HD photo of this fat polack faggot?

 

[Pargon]

the hundreds of thousands of dollars he spent on jpgs and he cant spare 50$ for a half decent webcam

He has every reason not to:
He hates his audience.
Someone might actually buy him one at some point anyway.
He hates his product.
The one he has now “works fine” in that it is technically operational and is configured. Sort of.
He doesn’t have the money and we know why.
He hates his job.
A newer camera would better highlight that he’s slowly Animorphing into a blobfish.
He hates his life.
And this is just conjecture but he probably also hates you. And me. And every Farmer. And existence itself, if he was smart.

If I was Phil Burnell I’d curse God every day when I woke up and every night when I went to bed until He finally got so sick of my nasally yammering that He outdid Himself and turned me into something somehow, beyond all reason and comprehension, worse.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil was the kid who tried to put a fork in the wall socket. Guaranteed.

 

[Twrx]

I gotta ask... does this pigger not own a fucking screwdriver? He's using the Swiss Army Knife again... Reminds me of the time I forgot to bring my Phillips screwdriver to my dorm room and it was 1am so I couldn't buy one so I had to make do with a fucking nail clipper.

He owns a solitary one, but it's in his kitchen. If I'm remembering the destruction of his fight stick video.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

He has every reason not to:
He hates his audience.
Someone might actually buy him one at some point anyway.
He hates his product.
The one he has now “works fine” in that it is technically operational and is configured. Sort of.
He doesn’t have the money and we know why.
He hates his job.
A newer camera would better highlight that he’s slowly Animorphing into a blobfish.
He hates his life.
And this is just conjecture but he probably also hates you. And me. And every Farmer. And existence itself, if he was smart.

If I was Phil Burnell I’d curse God every day when I woke up and every night when I went to bed until He finally got so sick of my nasally yammering that He outdid Himself and turned me into something somehow, beyond all reason and comprehension, worse.

I do not disagree with a single thing you just said. Everything about him is absolutely terrible, and I’d like to think that most people have SOME redeeming quality in there somewhere. DSP? Not a chance.

 

[San Dimas High School]

You may want to try something before spreading misinformation. Be better than Phil.

I ordered a random USB-A to USB-C to test. It was amazon branded, shipped by and from amazon and to my Parent's address in another state. There was no tracking for most of the day, but there is one now. And I can enter it on another browser on track.amazon.com and it works. It's from and by the same shipping as a VictrixProFS but I am not going to buy one of those.



ETA Also there's no reason to assume he used Amazon shipping, it could have been any of them that all email you when a gift is coming.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I ordered a random USB-A to USB-C to test. It was amazon branded, shipped by and from amazon and to my Parent's address in another state. There was no tracking for most of the day, but there is one now. And I can enter it on another browser on track.amazon.com and it works. It's from and by the same shipping as a VictrixProFS but I am not going to buy one of those.

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ETA Also there's no reason to assume he used Amazon shipping, it could have been any of them that all email you when a gift is coming.

the key word you used is "I" ordered it. of course you can track your own packages wherever they go. some dent cant buy something from their account and then give phil the tracking
like everyone already said, phil 100000000000000000% bought it. he does not deserve the benefit of the doubt

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I'm sure we'll eventually get a freudian slip about the stick that will put this debate to rest. just like the cloud wig.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

he always had the mentality "you get what you pay for" but forgets a shit ton of these things come from the same sweatshop from china, but with a different brand label on it. he never does research. he just CONSUMES. then cries whenever it turns out he got ripped off. thank god for OIC or he would been homeless by now.

The issue is rarely with the product, but Phil himself. I'm sure his garbage disposal is fine, if you don't shovel everything off your plate, bones and all, into it. His BMW is fine, if you actually change the oil and don't want for the dealership to tell you. Whatever his console is that bricked is fine if you don't leave it running 24/7 in a hot office filled with other electronics etc. The joystick example is even more outrageous because the stick itself was working perfectly fine, Phil just insisted that it wasn't working so he had an excuse to justify why he wasn't winning every match.

As for the whole "did Phil buy it himself" debate...I pretty much always lean towards large fan purchases being Phil himself. He's slipped up before and admitted things he said fans bought were bought by himself. You can usually tell by how quickly it happens. If he got a new stick like two weeks later, I'd believe it was a dent who did it, but if it's a same night purchase and nobody was talking about it in chat/it isn't for a fan obsessed thing, then it's definitely Phil.

Shipping is a moot point because Phil's said when dents have purchased him something in the past, they give him the money and then he buys it himself. I always assumed it was him being paranoid and not wanting to give his address away, but it might also be so he can track the purchase. IMO, Phil's past the point of having fans that want to buy him anything outside of the stream. Phil isn't exactly shy about hinting when he wants something and those calls have gone unanswered for a pretty long time.

 

[Iron Hamster]

What part of he took his fighting stick apart with a Swiss army knife are you not understanding?

Not to mention that he is a case study into how big of a shitbag someone can be.

Is it possible Clum just didn't get to see Phil busy with his job, and just listened to Phil ramble on about how he works more than a 9-5 streaming and uploading gameplay as a khantent creator curator

I could absolutely see Phail letting shit go so when clumster was there, he looked busy. If clum thinks babysitting an upload is work (plot twist, he doesn't babysit them), then he's a bigger dent than the most retarded phan.

LTG is apparently super behind on child support payments. Can't wait for totally no drama Phil to not talk.about this

If true, and anyone knows about where he lives, there should be court docs.

Not only that joystick, but Phil just told a story about how he randomly checked his junk email and spoke with a "long time fan" who donated a $400 stick which is arriving tomorrow. Phil described the stick as the "Rolls Royce" of fightsticks.
He keeps emphasizing that he doesn't know if it's legit, which makes me think Phil drunkenly spent $430 yesterday on both a stick for his Sanwa and a brand new VictrixPro.

The first question is why some alleged legit rando's email would go to spam.

Random thought: do you think Phil purposely fucked up his joystick in order to gain sympathy,

of course. plus he needs another excuse.

You can share tracking on gifts just by going to orders > Track package and then sending that. He can go to track.amazon.com and enter in the number sent to him. Further, if it isn't shipped by an Amazon van so USPS, UPS, Fedex whatever all of those will track anything shipped to your address. Homeassistant, Homekit, Alexa, cellphones all have apps to do it.

He was saying last night he wasn't sure if he was even getting it at all, that it might have been someone fucking with him. He might have bought it and he might not have, but the tracking isn't proof I don't think.

I just had my neighbor try to track a package I just recently got and she couldn't.

So if his failing at Street Fighter aren't rollback netcode (Hilarious that he was convinced that the code actually rolled back moves all this time), his bugged stick, or broken internet, what is the reason he still isn't dominating in Street Fighter.

Can't be any settings as he told us that cleared everything up.

His brain is so conditioned to the begging routine, he doesn't even hear himself beg anymore.

It's like stuttering bomb's need for a beer.

I gotta ask... does this pigger not own a fucking screwdriver? He's using the Swiss Army Knife again

The only reason he has that is his father probably forgot it the only time he was there.

Phil was the kid who tried to put a fork in the wall socket. Guaranteed.

And phailed at that too.