Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[Gorillion others]

Mark me late and gay.

 

[LettuceMan]

At this point there is no way he ends up losing now unless he gets killed, imprisoned or something fucky is going to go down at the polls. Even then, he will probably be elected even if he does go to prison, he will be the first president to rule from a jail cell, fitting for a lolcow president.

You got to be a fucking idiot to think that Biden has a chance at this point. He's an even bigger lolcow at this point, except that he's actively ruining the country, where as Trump is only making a fool of himself at worst these days. That's all people care about, nobody is going to care about policy this year when we can see the effects of it all around us. It's like trying to take Liquid and Chris "contest" between the two seriously.

I do wonder how he will milk it for all his worth. Trump might be a lolcow but there is no way he's going to not take full advantage of this absolute optics victory for months, and he will be completely justified. We're about to get some true grifter kino incoming.

Trump managed to lose 2020 despite almost unheard of cult like devotion. I’m convinced Donny will find a way to fuck things up for himself.

 

[JustStopDude]

And the people posting shit about Teddy Roosevelt and history repeating itself

It seems like the majority of Americans don't know that Teddy Roosevelt went on to lose the election after the Bull Moose Assassination speech.

Let me be clear here folks.
Things are finally fucking happening
And things are going to get much worse before they get better and we have the best seat in the house to watch it unfold.

Presidential assassination attempts happen all the time. This isn't even the first attempt on Trump. There was a British National that tried to assassinate Trump during his first four years.

The general policy of the SS is to not advertise attempts. Obviously in this case, it's impossible to do in this case.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You know what history didn't have? The world's largest interconnected network of random fucks who are already making jokes about this. Even after the dude got shot, the vast amounts of people that are cheering for this is amazing.

Yeah the fact a lot of people are pissed off the shooter missed or still pissed at Trump makes things different. I said before usually when the president gets shot, it would unite people of all sides together, but now its going to be muddy with how desensitized the Internet has made people.

Trump managed to lose 2020 despite almost unheard of cult like devotion. I’m convinced Donny will find a way to fuck things up for himself.

I mean 2020 also had COVID and the Summer of Love.

I think Trump is very likely to win, but if he loses I'll be impressed at how he'd fuck it up, guess we'll see what the next few months will bring.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

All the thread that exists so the TDs affected member Hulk Hogan who is still a clueless liberal boomer
I just imagine he spends all day on his boat posting about how much he hates trump and not enjoying his boat

everyone else it's just a bunch of neo Nazi rejects who are angry that Donald Trump is a 90s Democrat shocking to no one

 

[R00T]

This looks too good to be true. I'm not immediately going to join the tinfoil-hat paranoid schizos who think this was all staged but damn, this is an unreal photo.

You hear him say "wait, wait, wait" while the security is trying to drag him off stage so he could get some good poses in for the media. Extremely cringe but yeah they look phenomenal. Those photos sum up how the election will go now.

 

[Quindoll]

Another 4 years of Trump policy will provide a lot of content though. Will be hilarious, for an outsider at least.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Are you saying the individual who shot Trump was a.......

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Not what I would expect, especially from you.
Impressive. Very nice.

A Roman?

Fun Fact: Frank Horrigan references the 1993 movie In the Line of Fire. Clint Eastwood plays the main character, Secret Service Agent Frank Horrigan. It is a good thriller btw.

Another fun fact, in Fallout 2 the end boss is another Frank Horrigan who is a Secret Service agent, the character was named after the one in "In the Line of Fire".

You know what has made my sides take off to orbit? How many people are talking about his martyrdom as if the dude is suddenly going to get a 75% vote or some shit now. And the people posting shit about Teddy Roosevelt and history repeating itself

It will probably give him a boost but not to this level. Those who loved him will still love him. Those who hated him will still hate him. He may get some sympathy votes from those in-between.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Another fun fact, in Fallout 2 the end boss is another Frank Horrigan who is a Secret Service agent, the character was named after the one in "In the Line of Fire".

Funny you mention Fallout, because we’re getting shit like this now.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Is it bad I'm not surprised that a groyper was the one who shot Trump

 

[Catboy Ranch]

People who don't know where their polling place is don't know PA is a closed primary state. What that means is if you are super mad at Trump and want him out in the primary, you have to be registered with the state as a Republican. It's not unusual for the Very Unhappy People™ to go online and hop their registration so they can vote for a spoiler.

A huge number of PA residents also register as independent which means they cannot vote for anything in the D or the R primary. It's part of a trend of people not wanting their party affiliation being known because they think they will catch shit for it somehow, since the records are public.


I would read nothing from the party registration of the shooter.


I think it's obvious that a Trump shooter is going to be a too-online leftist or NeverTrumper who has been brainwashed by doomer shit.

 

[Enoch Emery]

Is it bad I'm not surprised that a groyper was the one who shot Trump

1. Despite being a registered Republican, he also donated to Democratic candidates.
2. Supposedly the New York Post got the wrong guy. I guess we’ll see when the official report comes.

 

[Whaleslap]

You hear him say "wait, wait, wait" while the security is trying to drag him off stage so he could get some good poses in for the media. Extremely cringe but yeah they look phenomenal. Those photos sum up how the election will go now.

That doesn't mean its staged tho' it just means Trump is a loon who sees an opportunity and takes it even if his damn life is on the line. Not that unbelievable, considering his personality.

After having watched the footage several times, I'm in fact 100% certain it isn't staged. You can even see in this slowed clip how a slight turn of his head to the right saved him from having the bullet go straight through his skull. It's unbelievable how lucky he was.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

You know how hard it was to get the Trannyfesto (lucky some fine officers leaked it)...

It will be eons before anything comes out about the path the shooter took in the months leading to today... was it breadtube doomer shit, was he a John Brown Gun Club faggot, did he have brain cancer, etc.

 

[Whaleslap]

You know how hard it was to get the Trannyfesto (lucky some fine officers leaked it)...

It will be eons before anything comes out about the path the shooter took in the months leading to today... was it breadtube doomer shit, was he a John Brown Gun Club faggot, did he have brain cancer, etc.

Spoiler: dead shooter(bloody)

Doesn't look like a troon to me. Genderdeviaters can breathe again.

 

[Potion_Time]

Funny you mention Fallout, because we’re getting shit like this now.

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Ave true to Trump.

 

[Desire]

Spoiler: dead shooter(bloody)

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Doesn't look like a troon to me. Genderdeviaters can breathe again.

Should’ve used aimbot when he had the chance…..

 

[A Grey Cat]

Funny you mention Fallout, because we’re getting shit like this now.

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Arizona killer quest passed.

Spoiler: dead shooter(bloody)

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Doesn't look like a troon to me. Genderdeviaters can breathe again.

If what's being said about iylt being a bb is true imagine throwing your life away because you thought it was either funny or making a statement to try shooting an ex president/candidate for second term with a fucking bb gun!


If it's not true and this fucker tried to actually take him out with a 22 or sone other small arm that would still kill if he was only a few inches closer to the Don's grey matter? Yeah serves you right A hole.


And I say this as someone who has no love for trump and think him and Joe should be in resort retirement homes and not running for office.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

 

[ForTheHoard]

Trump managed to lose 2020 despite almost unheard of cult like devotion. I’m convinced Donny will find a way to fuck things up for himself.

Most votes for an incumbent president ever. Win or lose, that's a pretty admirable achievement. You can understand the loss, though. Biden was the most popular presidential candidate of all time. Joe Biden vs. any president in history = a Biden landslide. He's a living, breathing example of the core moral values of the DNC and every educated, empathetic voter could clearly see that. Mankind chose its champion, and his name was Robinette Biden.

Just be grateful the feature didn't link to this thread again. The other thread was averaging a page per minute all evening and the majority of it was substantive posts, although many were late.