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This post got me thinking about Ralph's "Legal Dicksucker" promo and now I really want to see him cut a promo about Rick.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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It's real in Pat's mind, stalker child. Enjoy prison.
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Good to see that Patrick S. Tomlinson and Nicholas J. Fuentes agree on this!
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The man who comes up with that story and thinks it believable is likely to blind hìmself with his fork while attempting to eat.
Soup.
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“Five alarm emergency territory, everyone.” lol no really the sky is falling for real this time, everyone. That remark about “calming” educated and suburban women sounds awfully unprogressive too.
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Ralph could unironically make some decent money on cameo or whatever that 30 second video site is. It’d be hilarious.
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Why is he upset? It's more food for him to cram his corn hole with. (Because he's fat.)
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So a civil case is an "espionage case"? Okay there Patric. The guy is getting dumber and dumber by the day. A real feat that.
Vance is a solid choice as he's young populist conservative marine that knows how to network and raise money. He also knows where to invest, like with his Rumble investment. He's going to play into at least three types of people this election.
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He didn't say it was in a swimming pool, that would be crazy. It was a "waterpark".
(I can believe he did CPR as a lifeguard, since he's talked about it multiple times and it would be weird, even for Rick, to make up a story about letting a little girl die.)
I assume the "waterpark" is the Noah's Ark Water Park is Wisconsin Dells, "the largest outdoor water park in the United States". Based on my googling it sounds like a real shithole where people constantly fall out of rides and sue the park for getting brain damage, but I did not find any articles about a pigman lifeguard having to sew someone's leg back on. Wish it was possible to ask Rick for clarification, but I know it would just make the AI crash and default to "enjoy prison".
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Its not like we know where he was aiming. Nor will we be told for what distance the rifle was sited in. Could have been an inch or 2 off, could have been a foot. There was no reasonable way for stopping him once he started firing other than shooting to kill so it's not reasonable to state he should have been taken alive to be questioned. But the SS did have problems with the handling of security and hopefully this brush with death will get Trump some perspective he seems to lack. The event isn't slowing down the man of pig however.
The US military has a marksman rating for the M16. That is a 5.56 platform and there is a test that has one shooting at human silhouettes at the range the shot was taken to get the award. In theory there are a number of people who've made that kind of shot. People like even Jackie Singh. So not THAT special to expect to hit something at the range in question.
Dragging Patrick on the rifle at that range, meh. But a handgun at that range - drag away and leave flesh in the drag trail cuz he's a FFWBT on the idea of making that kind of shot repeatably for most people with a handgun.
At least Patrick isn't trying to be original with his hot takes with a Bill Mahar bin laden style 'at least he had courage to go after a hard target VS shooting up a school' take on youtube.
https://www.moore.army.mil/infantry/DoctrineSupplement/ATP3-21.8/PDFs/fm3_22x9.pdf for a not rando on the Internet source.
Oh and for the Milwaukee tie in on the M16 - a publication on how to maintain that platform was done by Will Eisner. Who had a museum in Milwaukee. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_F._Eisner_Museum_of_Advertising_&_Design
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His story would have made it on the news somewhere if it was true. Obviously it is not.
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A poorly maintained slide. In Canada, a woman lost her finger because she was stupid and decided to wear her ring down a slide despite signs saying not to. Back in 2016 there was a 10 year old boy that got decapitated because of a waterslide. You can probably find the date where Patrick first started using this lie and see whether or not it's after 2016. If it is, then he saw this in the news paper and changed some things in it.
You can also go down a slide too fast and be flung off of them. Lots of videos on that happening.
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The closest I can give him to benefit of the doubt is that the first one is his (poor and painfully unfunny) attempt at a joke, because THIS is what basketball needles look like:
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He looks like Seanbaby's less-obnoxious but more retarded cousin.
Some kid was decapitated on a poorly designed waterslide. Those sorts of things can happen, and there's usually a paper trail (lawsuits, media coverage, etc.) when it happens.
Also, the name for a Ralph/Patty fight? Tussle at the Trough.
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Fat tits comments on the a wooden slab full of gross pasta from a restaurant with the same name as that exclusive spot in American Psycho.
"too much of it" as if he couldn't polish off that entire plank.
He's visited them before:
https://dorsiamke.com/
"too much of it" as if he couldn't polish off that entire plank.
He's visited them before:
https://dorsiamke.com/
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Maybe he didn't want to admit that he keeps some meat trussing needles for when he finds black people alone. Still a massive needle though.
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Theoretically you could snap it at the base and maybe sharpen it, but why that would be a better use of time rather than ringing for an ambulance, while a suddenly and unexpectedly leg less man is screaming for help, I am not certain.
Also why would these two particular items be to hand for a lifeguard at a water park?
Pumping up basketballs and flossing are not usually high on the list of lifeguards daily duties.
I mean, if I remember my first aid training from my nightclub manger days, a much better thing to do would be to try and stem the blood loss with a towel or other wad of cloth and if possible keep the leg cool, while a co worker or customer rings for an ambulance.
I would certainly expect to find towels to hand at a water park before dental floss and basketball needles.
But perhaps there is a specialized technique for waterpark staff to reattach limbs which is unknown outside of that industry?
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The Showdown at Pigsty, WI
I'm sure there's a perfectly logical reason, and Big Ricky here isn't just lying to make himself seem better than he really is.