"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Wow I remember reading about this sperg nearly a decade ago. Perhaps longer than that... Last I heard he was getting bullied out of his own room by some druggy he invited to live in his welfare hovel.

Glad to see Phil is still doing awful. I definitely would have lost if I'd bet on 'when will he off himself' back in ~2013-2015 though.

That would have beeen John "Anal Rips" Holiday, rest in piss, if you want to catch up on their saga together.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I don't think Phil has even mentioned, let alone done anything to expand the lore of Autismlandia since Slingblade was living with him. I'm pretty sure Toren/Slingblade was openly mocking of many of Phil's interests. And Phil tends to eventually learn when things make him look retarded when he's mocked endlessly for them. It was the Farms mockery of his bucked donkey teeth, his Fetal Alcohol Syndrome derp eyes, and his SpEd Class art project scribbles tattoos that eventually caused him to start covering himself head to toe, including gloves, balaclavas, and eye wear. Not to mention we harshly mocked Autismlandia as well.

Honestly, I always found his creation of, and constant tinkering with, Australatina to be a positive thing—perhaps the one positive thing he had going for him. It was weird and autistic, but it was also creative and gave him something completely harmless to obsess over.

On one hand, he's a wildly chaotic and incompetent individual, but on the other he's an authoritarian who deep-down craves order and control. Australatina allowed him to channel his controlling, authoritarian impulses into something relatively benign, and frankly, it's a shame he dropped it in favor of Anifa Supersoldier larping.

He's so stupid, so unable to read others, and so desperate for any scrap of belonging or respect, I've long thought that he'd make the perfect target for somebody looking for a patsy to groom into doing some relatively simple dirty work. He just needs the right person with the wrong intentions to acknowledge his existence, make him feel included, then give him a taste of power and importance, and he'd do whatever they asked—put the bomb on the doorstep; commit the act of vandalism; set the fire; etc. So as times get more turbulent, I fully expect to see him turn up again after getting arrested for some bigger crime.

IIRC, he really started covering himself after he got a teardrop tattoo and we all pointed out that it was the one ill-advised tattoo that was going to get his fat ass beat (or worse) by gang members. It's since become a standard Antifa tactic to cover all of one's tattoos when taking part in "direct action," but it wasn't back in 2018 when he got the teardrop. But of course, he's always had to do it in the most retarded and attention-grabbing manner possible.

Long story short: Phil seems to have left his imagination land in the ashes of history and went full-goose bozo into his Ain't-ifa LARP for his new comfort power fantasy.

Yeah, and I find that sad.

Yes, but not very hard. He lives entirely as a white man, but calls himself a woman. He doesn’t talk much about being Latinx.

I suspect he got called out IRL, or at least made really uncomfortable by actual Latinos, because he dropped the "Latinx" shit abruptly, after pushing it hard for a few years.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

That would have beeen John "Anal Rips" Holiday, rest in piss, if you want to catch up on their saga together.

He died? I thought he was barely a few years older than Phil. That would have made him mid/late 40s right?

OD'd I'm guessing. Time to catch myself up.

 

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He died? I thought he was barely a few years older than Phil. That would have made him mid/late 40s right?

OD'd I'm guessing. Time to catch myself up.

Either OD, 41% or liver failure. The obit said it was in his sleep. He was in his early 50s and has spent a decade(s?) drinking a fifth of bottom shelf vodka a day.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

This could be one of the best pictures ever. Here is Phil’s antifa squad.
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War, war never changes

 

[Twrx]

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War, war never changes

To be fair, project chanlogy was actually doing something worthwhile. I don't know what point antifa tards are striving for other than the power to do whatever the fuck they want to whoever they want without consequences. Consequences for the people they attack and or deem wrong thinkers.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I want to thank the tard guard that shouted "Aspen" in the taser video. He made it so much easier for the nazi-scum police.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

It’s fat and gay Hunk from Resident Evil!

 

[AnOminous]

My other favorite picture of Phil that is now on twitter. Phil's cholo clown look.View attachment 6200454

It's kind of a hoot how even his face has a gunt.

I can't believe Phil made the front page.

I like how Phil has gone through more "looks" than David Bowie, but in every single one of them, he's unmistakeably an absolute, utter mental retard.

 

[LettuceMan]

I can't believe Phil made the front page.

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I was hoping the larping tater latina would do something thread worthy, missed reading this spud’s antics something fierce.

 

[AnOminous]

I vaguely remember people wondering if Phil could actually ride a bicycle, despite all sort of pro-bicycle nonsense he'd spout.

I guess if he could before he can't now, what with a permanent open wound between his legs.

As an autistic retard, he developed a weird obsession with bicycles because he associated them with Chinese Communism. This was some weird weeb thing from Hetalia, an anime franchise I only even know about because of Phil, where the Axis powers are portrayed as bishonen. I assume it's as completely gay as this sounds.

Anyway he bought a bike and started calling it his "daughter" and claimed he could only ride it when he cut his balls off and no, that makes no sense whatsoever. Then he never rode it. He's obsessed with bicycles but is literally too retarded to even ride a bicycle, something children do with ease.

Amazingly, Phil may be the single dumbest lolcow, even including legit syndromes like Cyrax or Daniel Larson.

IIRC, he really started covering himself after he got a teardrop tattoo and we all pointed out that it was the one ill-advised tattoo that was going to get his fat ass beat (or worse) by gang members.

That may be his most hilarious blunder. He picked a tattoo that means you fucking KILLED someone. Who are the only people who would be pissed off by this Stolen Valor? Oh yeah, literal murderers. The very people you want to piss off.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I think my favorite Phil memory was when his homosexual crush from college hung out here under an alt, gassed himself up as some kind of wunderkind of the tards, and then got exposed and mocked off the Farms.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

It’s fat and gay Hunk from Resident Evil!

C.H.U.N.K.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Yes, but not very hard. He lives entirely as a white man, but calls himself a woman. He doesn’t talk much about being Latinx.

He’s dropped a lot of his old trappings. He doesn’t talk about Australatina, Daddy Rape Day or his imaginary friends his “system.” My theory is that he’s gone all in on his Antifa Super Soldier LARP, so he’s dropped anything that he’s aware might give him away as an autistic bumblefuck to his fellow freedom “fighters.”

I like how Australatina’s first search page is the Cwcville article mocking it. Even in his own fantasy world Phil plays second fiddle.

 

[AnOminous]

I think my favorite Phil memory was when his homosexual crush from college hung out here under an alt, gassed himself up as some kind of wunderkind of the tards, and then got exposed and mocked off the Farms.

This magnificent autist.

His signature quote, currently still in random_text.txt:

Don't get me wrong, I've beaten a man unconscious with my bare hands while bleeding from a gunshot wound, and on a different occasion sliced open another like a salmon

 

[Twrx]

I like how Australatina’s first search page is the Cwcville article mocking it. Even in his own fantasy world Phil plays second fiddle.

He wasn't even the ruler,he was some mid level manager in the roads and map department

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Holy shit! Hooves got featured for the first time in, uh...

I'm more optimistic. Maybe the real world brush with the law will force him back online.

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"Bat parent?" Philthy's got bats in his belfry, that's for sure.

I know I'm late and gay but I'm stunned ADF is still alive

I thought he's get AIDS by now from his cheap ass tattoos or die from crotch rot for sure. The fact he's still alive and still doing the exact same thing a decade later is freakin awesome.

You go Phil, don't let passing of time or the oncoming future bother you in the least.

Right? I'm surprised he managed to outlive Slingblade. Phil always looks grimy af and like he has five different types of hepatitis.

 

[AngryBlackStick]

This is what he looks like for those new to him.

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PFFT I love the Mohawk tho make sure it’s special

 

[The Taco Santo!]

That was you? Lol the resulting video was one of the best Phil moments ever. Even the choice of words- "Have at me!"- made no sense because it sounds like something you say when you're propositioning yourself. I think this was around the same time I mailed him a package from an animal poop website and he made a video saying he was now dealing with biological warfare or something like that.


There's (hopefully) still videos on YouTube of when Antifa went against right wing mobs of equal size. It was pretty much always like a knife through hot butter (Antifa being the butter). One of the ones I specifically remember involved an Antifa guy tripping and cowering, only for the guy chasing him to start just lightly slapping his face/head lol.

Black Block has always been a bunch of cowardly pussies. I like the video where a pack of them went to start some shit in a suburb, and as they walked up there was a bunch of residents just standing there, obviously prepared to fuck their shit up, so they sheepishly walked away. The residents might have been armed, I don't even remember.

I seem to remember in the before times when Phil had his own subforum that he didn't ride the bicycle because it hurt his balls. Remember when he kept e-begging for all kinds of expensive bike accessories? Like he claimed he needed panniers from REI so he could bike home from the grocery store lol.

And then we found out he never learned how to ride a bike.

I guess if he could before he can't now, what with a permanent open wound between his legs.

Good news, he never got the chop. Still can't ride a bike.

 

[AnOminous]

Black Block has always been a bunch of cowardly pussies. I like the video where a pack of them went to start some shit in a suburb, and as they walked up there was a bunch of residents just standing there, obviously prepared to fuck their shit up, so they sheepishly walked away. The residents might have been armed, I don't even remember.

Black Bloc, but it doesn't really matter if the neighborhood was armed, since they actually had two arms, and BB retards have noodles for arms.