"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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I am such an oldfag that I can remember when this guy had an entire board dedicated to him. In a repeating fashion in the lolcow world, it is kind of funny that what we thought was a unique odd individual became a much broader archetype for weirdos. In this case for Antifa and left-wing activist types.

I was just thinking the other day about what became of him. Not shocking to see that he is still up to his old activities.
 
ADF the Philty Potato is still alive. I recall he even had beef with Classic Chris in the days before CWC took the tranny pill. He was like, the Sockness before Sockness. Not only that, but his feet didn't rot off after all that fungus.
A gassy blast from the past. Will Dobson show his face finally? Blockor, the farms remembers.
 
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And just like that I’m taken back to 2007 when I discovered Phil and his beaner island on DeviantART, and I stared blankly at the screen in horror and confusion.

Good to see Phil make it to the front page again, after being relegated to the dustbin of lolcow history, and for a very Chris-esque crime no less. Godspeed spud, I will continue to watch you with interest.

Also I still chuckle at the fact that Phil became the prototype for a myriad of subsequent cows, and the tranny movement in general. If you had told a young Lieutenant Gaddafi that this exceptional individual who’s posing in a piss poor cosplay, with his titty skittles placed as prominently as his buck teeth, would be part of the norm in 2024 I would have laughed.

My, how the West has fallen.
 
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A Portland City Commissioner is now receiving enhanced protection due to Phil’s private Instagram posts.

On Sunday Andy Ngo published an article covering Phil's arrest and featuring some posts from his private Instagram. Particularly this post.
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Fast forward to today.
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A Portland City Commissioner is now receiving enhanced protection due to Phil’s private Instagram posts.

On Sunday Andy Ngo published an article covering Phil's arrest and featuring some posts from his private Instagram. Particularly this post.
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Fast forward to today.
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He really can't stop himself from threatening politicians. Hopefully more comes of this than what happened with his McCain drawing.
 
He really can't stop himself from threatening politicians. Hopefully more comes of this than what happened with his McCain drawing.
He can brag about serving hard time in the safety of solitary confinement because they were protecting the other prisoners from him. And then he can tattoo a whole face of teardrops to show what a badass he really is.
 
I know there was the skepticism about his ball chop when I stopped reading his thread around 2015, but was there any contradictory information posted since then?
Nope.

What happened is Phil claimed to have gotten the surgery and declared victory...only to find that nothing changed. We knew he didn't get it and it didn't stop us from mocking the rest of his dumbass physical existence, nor did claiming it have any appreciable benefit to his life outside of the internet.

Of course, he didn't claim to have just "had" it, oh no. He had to claim he had a FULL POLICE ESCORT to get it. Same kind of energy about how he had to lie about the last time he saw his mother - good family reunion where she bought him a pizza? NOPE! Him begging her for money because of course he did.
 
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Damn nibbaboos, I haven't thought about this guy in years!

Remember when he had a whole subforum? Those were the days.

Calling for the vote for closure of Spudboy's subforum is one of my most bittersweet memories of my time on the Farms.

Also for those asking if Phil actually did get the chop (or assuming he did) the answer is NO. Buried somewhere in the mists of time on this very thread are the nude snaps Phil took to 'own the farms' and prove he got the chop and was a TRUE and HONEST transwomyn, which were pathetic and obvious dick-tuck jobs. On at least 2 of them you could see Phil's sack peeping out, it was absolutely laughable.
 
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I suspect he got called out IRL, or at least made really uncomfortable by actual Latinos, because he dropped the "Latinx" shit abruptly, after pushing it hard for a few years.
I reckon there are some actual Latinos in Antifa, and Phatty realised he couldn’t fake it convincingly enough. There was at least one incident on social media a few years back where an actual Latina complained that he was “white-passing.”
Right? I'm surprised he managed to outlive Slingblade. Phil always looks grimy af and like he has five different types of hepatitis.
By this stage, I imagine his immune system has become accustomed to most things.
I know there was the skepticism about his ball chop when I stopped reading his thread around 2015, but was there any contradictory information posted since then?
It’s one of those things where the evidence for is weak (and looks fake), the evidence against is strong and we know Phil is a liar. After tarding out that we didn’t believe him, his obsession switched to firearms.
 
He can brag about serving hard time in the safety of solitary confinement because they were protecting the other prisoners from him.
They were only protecting them from his foul stench.
What incredible timing, right when leftoids are getting dragged for constant fedposting the spud goes and gets himself arrested. What a legend.
The sheer hilarity of anyone thinking this weird little nigga is any kind of threat to anyone is awesome. Who the fuck thinks this weakling is any kind of menace? Imagine living in fear of the likes of Phil.

Remember, this is a man who literally lost a knife fight to a potato, and the potato was unarmed. He did that on video and posted it himself.
 
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