Strange things women do/have/endure - That guys wouldn’t know about

[Trump's Chosen]

Oh, and pooping with a tampon in.

Wait. What happens there?

 

[OrionBalls]

Wait. What happens there?

Well, you can do it, but a lot of women have softer stools during their period, so the risk of getting some on the string is there. It leads to the endless internal debate of whether or not to take out what may be a fairly fresh tampon and inserting another one after wiping (and tampons aren't that cheap that you can just waste them all the time) or being extra cautious because you really don't want fecal matter hanging out around your vagina and urethra. And that's my disgusting womanly information for the day.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Speaking about boobs and evolution, I was never satisfied with the most common explanation as why women have boobs. That one about the boob gene withstanding the evolution, because those women seemed the most attractive, healthy and fertile to men and had the most children.
As if there wasn't enough men who fuck other men, animals, corpses, children, automobile exhausts, sick and disabled people, women way past their reproductive age, holes in trees, entrances to beehive, sandwiches, those ugly inflatable dolls etc. How much of an obstacle to getting some action is a natural lack of boobs then? Especially if it's not a pathologic condition, but, like, half of the population has it? This theory goes against what we see around and if it was valid, this site likely wouldn't even exist. Also it doesn't explain why some cultures aren't boob obsessed.
An explanation would be, that at some point an evolutionary bottleneck (famine) let a very small number of people pass, and having some extra fat that is also very hard to lose, meant the difference between life and death.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Wait. What happens there?

Your uterine muscles are contracting (hence cramps) but the same thing effects your intestines. Therefore most women have soft stools or diarrhea during their period. For some reason you always have to poop the second you put in a fresh tampon. It doubly sucks because you then have to waste your tampon and pull it out, but pulling a dry tampon out hurts like a bitch.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

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ah, that explains it. I was wondering if it was something to do with tightening/relaxing muscles might push it out or something like that.

pulling a dry tampon out hurts like a bitch.

It always sounded like it hurt anyways when I imagined pulling it out. Small relief that in some instances it doesn't (as much?).

That one about the boob gene withstanding the evolution, because those women seemed the most attractive, healthy and fertile to men and had the most children.

Purely as fat storage it doesn't seem as practical as storing it on abdomen or hips. It's possible, I don't know.

It may relate to concealed ovulation in humans, one of the very few mammals that experiences concealed ovulation. In most mammals, males can easily identify ovulation. Especially obvious in bonobos and baboons.

We're also the only ape to have permanent breasts. Other just get them when suckling young. It could be to get more power back in mate choice for paternity, the way female ducks developed a labyrinthine vagina. The possibility that in earlier humanoids, breasts signalled ovulation, but it was more valuable to hide it to produce better offspring.

Because if only she knows when she's ovulating, she has more control over who fathers her offspring.

 

[NoReturn]

An explanation would be, that at some point an evolutionary bottleneck (famine) let a very small number of people pass, and having some extra fat that is also very hard to lose, meant the difference between life and death.

Because if only she knows when she's ovulating, she has more control over who fathers her offspring.

I've heard both of these and one more I also found interesting. It doesn't have an official name, but I'll call it the "lymph hypothesis".
The woman who explained it to to me explained that she noticed some weird stuff in women after their breasts were changed either due to masectomies, reductions, and even implants. Namely, significant and strange changes in the women's immune responses and psychological health. It would be one thing if it was just cancer patients, but it happened with otherwise healthy patients as well.
She thinks the breasts have a secret "second" purpose of contributing to the robustness of one's immune system, but she wasn't sure how we could ever (ethically) test that to be sure.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

If a busty woman wants to lie down on her stomach on the beach, she's gotta dig a "boob hole" for comfort before lying down. Otherwise it hurts, a lot.

unless you’re pregnant. Then there’s no lying down on your stomach at all past a certain point, lol

 

[Ethel_Blucifer]

She thinks the breasts have a secret "second" purpose of contributing to the robustness of one's immune system, but she wasn't sure how we could ever (ethically) test that to be sure.

Time to start tagging ftm trannies. For science!

 

[LimeRikki]

Well, you can do it, but a lot of women have softer stools during their period, so the risk of getting some on the string is there. It leads to the endless internal debate of whether or not to take out what may be a fairly fresh tampon and inserting another one after wiping (and tampons aren't that cheap that you can just waste them all the time) or being extra cautious because you really don't want fecal matter hanging out around your vagina and urethra. And that's my disgusting womanly information for the day.

InB4 "put the string up your vagina too": Shoving the string up into the vagina isn't an ideal option because the string gets slick with blood which makes it much harder to pull out quickly and mess free later on.

And you don't want your tampon to get stuck because that can lead to toxic shock syndrome which can be fatal.

 

[Susanna]

also some women use T-Shirts to dry their hair, haven't done that myself but i thought that was a neat fact

It’s called plopping, and it’s one of the best methods to get nice curls. You wet the hair, put in your styler and conditioner, then, while the hair is still wet and clumped together, you bend forward and plop it into the shirt, which you tie around your head. Takes a few hours to dry, so I do it while sleeping, and then in the morning I have perfect curls.

If your hair is naturally curly something like that is basically mandatory to avoid frizz, you can’t just pad curly hair dry with a towel, it’ll break the curls apart and give you a jewfro. Plopping is a convenient alternative to using a diffuser.

 

[Thé au lait]

Which anime/coomer hive did you get that shitty take from?

Mad.

Spending any time with women from a handful of countries will teach you this very quickly. If I think of the last 3 times I've allowed my picture to be taken, it was followed by sitting with the other friends in the picture to filter and fix our photos. Hell, if I open Line right now I can probably find at least one of those group chats that the owner forgot to delete.

I don't like foids all that much, but if there's something that I absolutely loathe is yellow fever patients. Asian women aren't anime girls, they are actually the polar opposite. Would you like to be with a woman that constantly looked as if she was perusing your very soul with her slanted eyes? I know that I wouldn't

Now how in the fuck did you turn "I hate these creeps treating people like a fetish" into "fuck these women for being treated like a fetish"?

"Female friendship doesn't exist!"
Cue subhuman coomer mad about female friendship.

She's actually right, people are disgustingly oversocialized. I can safely say that it was fully expected to have a full face of makeup and be entirely dolled up at all times. Not doing so would have every man, woman, and child that saw you gossiping for the next month about how you were falling apart/didn't bother to take care of your appearance, and that's something you'd legitimately lose friends and job opportunities over. She's not seething about "female friendship", that's the unfortunate reality of living in certain countries.

Here's the thing: if it is your expectation that you will live a life free from ridicule, and that nobody, nobody at all, out of the billions of people on this planet, will ever make fun of you ...then your expectation is unreasonable.

I said "nothing happens to them" because being made fun of is, in fact, nothing.

Being turned down for/fired from jobs, ostracized and treated as a pariah, and constant moid chimpouts is not "just ridicule". Like >literally the fucking thread topic, consider the fact that because you are not a woman, you don't see or experience everything that woman deal with

Boobs hurt.
They hurt when they grow during puberty.
They swell up and hurt the week before your period.
They hurt when they get hit. They hurt if you wear a bra too long.

Also some women have something called fibrocystic breast disease which causes them to have boobs filled with hard cysts. This makes them even more painful if they get impacted. It also means that, unlike normal boobs, they don't shrink if you lose weight. Most boobs do have an upper and lower limit (you can't diet away D-cups), but if you have D-cups and fibrocystic breasts you can "diet away" the fat in them - leaving you with boobs that feel like they're full of rocks.
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Thank you for the nightmare fuel, I guess it's about time to book a mammogram!

Speaking about boobs and evolution, I was never satisfied with the most common explanation as why women have boobs. That one about the boob gene withstanding the evolution, because those women seemed the most attractive, healthy and fertile to men and had the most children.
As if there wasn't enough men who fuck other men, animals, corpses, children, automobile exhausts, sick and disabled people, women way past their reproductive age, holes in trees, entrances to beehive, sandwiches, those ugly inflatable dolls etc. How much of an obstacle to getting some action is a natural lack of boobs then? Especially if it's not a pathologic condition, but, like, half of the population has it? This theory goes against what we see around and if it was valid, this site likely wouldn't even exist. Also it doesn't explain why some cultures aren't boob obsessed.
An explanation would be, that at some point an evolutionary bottleneck (famine) let a very small number of people pass, and having some extra fat that is also very hard to lose, meant the difference between life and death.

Keep in mind that unfortunately violence is a viable reproductive strategy, so men were/are allowed to be sexual selectors (read: being a rape ape was/is how genes got/get passed down)

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Now how in the fuck did you turn "I hate these creeps treating people like a fetish" into "fuck these women for being treated like a fetish"?

I just don't like yellowskins

 

[CornBogFitz]

Getting the thread back on topic. Kinda disappointed no one has tried to make shit up like “we give ourselves purple purples to make our breasts perky” also Think it’s really funny multiple incels are posting fucking dissertations on how “actually femoid…you’re wrong about make up, also Asians women ARE anime waifus” then getting thread banned. Lmao!

My girlfriend told me another battle women have. Guys have boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs for underwear. Women have like 10 types of underwear variants and the size charts differ on each of them even if they’re the same brand! (If anyone would be willing to make a list of all the variants of girl undies it would be appreciated)

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Kinda disappointed no one has tried to make shit up

What you missed my post on women taking micropoops?

the most baffling thing that I discovered about women is about all the micro-poops they take.

 

[Thé au lait]

My girlfriend told me another battle women have. Guys have boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs for underwear. Women have like 10 types of underwear variants and the size charts differ on each of them even if they’re the same brand! (If anyone would be willing to make a list of all the variants of girl undies it would be appreciated)

The ones that come to mind are:
Bikini bottom, boyshorts (the correct option, keeps pads in place and doesn't go where it shouldn't), "boxers" (boyshorts that are too long on both sides), bloomers (similar to "boxers", but looser), granny panties (high waisted), hipster panties (either a strip to cover the bits and spaghetti strap for the waistband, or really thin at the waistband and bottom), briefs (normal), 5 variants with "brief" in the name that have nothing to do with briefs, low-rise (the kind that don't go up to the top of your ass so you constantly feel like your butt is exposed)
I'll update this if I remember more

What you missed my post on women taking micropoops?

I think you got him

 

[PandaChai]

Women have like 10 types of underwear variants and the size charts differ on each of them

Context:

Perhaps my family is too weirdly open about these things and/or it's because I own an industrial sized washing machine so do the family laundry as to why I'm in this unique situation

At least the women in my family have just given up with dainty lady knickers and just buy men's pants and socks. But that does remind me of another pain women face which I don't think was mentioned yet (except not to tumble dry them), which is bras; just the whole faff of them. Under-wire? Prepare for it to poke through and jab you eventually. Front closure? Don't squeeze your arms too tight or it'll fly open. Back closure? Prepare to become a contortionist to get it done up. Bandeau style? Be ready to readjust it every 5 minutes. Buying online? There are easier ways to throw your money away. There's undoubtedly more annoyance than these few I've been privy to having had girl-friends.

 

[CornBogFitz]

What you missed my post on women taking micropoops?

That makes sense though. Women sit down to pee, only makes sense women give it a try every time.

 

[OttoWest]

I'll update this if I remember more

Thongs. Tanga. Hicut.

 

[Thé au lait]

Context:

At least the women in my family have just given up with dainty lady knickers and just buy men's pants and socks. Buy that does remind me of another pain women face which I don't think was mentioned yet (except not to tumble dry them), which is bras; just the whole faff of them. Under-wire? Prepare for it to poke through and jab you eventually. Front closure? Don't squeeze your arms too tight or it'll fly open. Back closure? Prepare to become a contortionist to get it done up. Bandeau style? Be ready to readjust it every 5 minutes. Buying online? There are easier ways to throw your money away. There's undoubtedly more annoyance than these few I've been privy to having had girl-friends.

The best solution is sports bras! If they squeeze them to your chest hard enough you can actually run and go down stairs without pain! Underwire is fine until you're in a rush and have to run, then the movement hurts like shit, and the rest offer zero support.

 

[Jotch]

A woman has to endure stigma, bigotry, and harassment just to get medical treatment for her prostate.