Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Paper Machete]

Normal people when dating isn't panning out just keep it pushing. But trannies think opting into different dating pools (gay, bi, pan, lesbians) will solve their problems. Or at least should be a given for them after all the trouble of transitioning.

Sexuality is one thing but attraction is yet another and it's individual. Just because I'm attracted to men doesn't mean I'm automatically attracted to every one of them and willing to go just because something is on offer. That's not how any of this works. There's a lot more that goes into this shit and trannies actively choose not to work on aspects of themselves that would make them more appealing to potential partners like better hygiene and a steady job.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

@Hepativore

As I do not have children, how bad is it? Are there practically a couple of genderspecial kids in every classroom on average in schools now? I am assuming that sex-ed classes have to refer to men and women as "people with penises" or people with vaginas" in order to be "gender-inclusive" as well as having entire lectures on pronouns.

Maybe I'm lucky, but it hasn't been too bad. I have highschoolers, so it's been long since basic biology classes for them. At a parent meeting someone suggested offering a class on neopronouns and gender shit. It was approved, but then no one signed up for it, so it never took place.

There's like 6 obviously gay kids in the entire school, and so far their parents have had no complaints. The most annoying one has been a girl who is now enby, and even her parents think it's stupid. They asked 'hey my daughter is non-binary and she wants to know what bathroom she should use' while rolling their eyes. They were told she can robably still use the one she has been using for the past fucking couple of years, and they answered 'figured as much' and had a laugh with all of us.

My kids are friends with the girl and even they don't they/them her in private. They do try to use her new enby name (her initials) when she's around, but that's all the effort they put into it. She's a good kid, but obviously autistic and terminally online. Watching her interact with kids who have lives/hobbies outside their phones is very interesting.

Kids asking the school for 'booktok' books was a far more animated school meeting, since I got to see how many parents didn't know 99% of that shit is porn. They were just happy their kid was reading and didn't bother to find out what the books were about.

 

[supersh7nee]

If the crew were trannies the ship will inevitable crash and sink.


"Some women without uteri allegedly have period pains, therefore men can have period symptoms too!"
Advanced Logic I don't even.

I could see a woman who got a hysterectomy at a young-ish age (pre menopause) having phantom period pains after getting the uterus removed because their body functioned so long with the uterus and expects it to still be there. Like a person who had a limb amputated and gets phantom pains or sensations of the missing limb. But that only applies to people who previously had the thing and are now missing it. People who were born with missing limbs don’t typically experience phantom pain or sensation!

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Here we see the average pooner failing to understand that people generally aren't willing to date someone they aren't physically attracted to. That and the only people who would find interest in her kind are blatant fetishists.

At least this pooner realises her own obsolescence. If this wasn't presented in such a jocular manner, it could be be used as quite an effective PSA on why you shouldn't ever poon/troon out if you have any designs on a romantic relationship at any point in your life.

No sane straight man would opt for a transwoman with a festering wound masquerading as a functionless vagina, and no sane straight woman would opt for a transman with an inflatable dick facsimile made from flayed forearm tissue. Likewise for lesbians and gays, respectively.

Trannies only supply for the demand of fetishists and weirdos and the more that realise this the better.

 

[Wallace]

Normal people when dating isn't panning out just keep it pushing. But trannies think opting into different dating pools (gay, bi, pan, lesbians) will solve their problems. Or at least should be a given for them after all the trouble of transitioning.

Sexuality is one thing but attraction is yet another and it's individual. Just because I'm attracted to men doesn't mean I'm automatically attracted to every one of them and willing to go just because something is on offer. That's not how any of this works. There's a lot more that goes into this shit and trannies actively choose not to work on aspects of themselves that would make them more appealing to potential partners like better hygiene and a steady job.

"B-B-But... I identify as attractive to you!"

 

[monstrous bubo]

There's a lot more that goes into this shit and trannies actively choose not to work on aspects of themselves that would make them more appealing to potential partners like better hygiene and a steady job.

Or not being mentally ill. That helps.

I could see a woman who got a hysterectomy at a young-ish age (pre menopause) having phantom period pains after getting the uterus removed because their body functioned so long with the uterus and expects it to still be there. Like a person who had a limb amputated and gets phantom pains or sensations of the missing limb. But that only applies to people who previously had the thing and are now missing it. People who were born with missing limbs don’t typically experience phantom pain or sensation!

Well now I’m curious so let’s google… With hysterectomies it’s not unusual to have abdominal pain from scar tissue and some other causes anyway. Additionally the woman has usually had pelvic pain for so long that the nerves next to where the uterus was are inflamed. That’s according to this lot, but other search results suggest much the same. If the ovaries remained, the patient can still have hormonal cycles, PMS etc, but nothing is popping up to say there is a correlation between the stages of the cycle and the abdominal pain post-surgery (ie it gets worse at the same time in the cycle). If the ovaries were removed and the patient is still being a bitch, that’s because she’s had major painful surgery and life sucks, I suppose.

 

[Geraldine]

Differing attitudes, straight versus gay?
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For some reason, I've had no problems from my straight friends but my queer friends are worrying me.

First incident happened a couple of months ago, before I came out. One of my friends shared a detransitioner story on our group chat. It was the kind of loaded content with a clear anti-transition bias behind it. I gave her the benefice of the doubt. It was the kind of content that could seem innocuous to someone oblivious. Although, when I shared my discontent and rebutals, she doubled down and tried to defend the arguments from the video. "It's too easy to get HRT, some people regret it, social contagion yada yada"

Second incident, probably the worst, happened during a get together. We were playing truth or dare, and on a truth directed at me, one of my friends decide to ask something along the lines of : "should trans women be considered women legally?", which derailed the game into a huge debate around trans women in sports. Know that at that point, I was out of the closet. All of them knew. Practically all of them defended that trans women had an advantage in sports. Only one of my friends actually defended me and the pro-trans position, everyone else was arguing against or at least passively accepting the position. They basically ignored me when I tried to explain that HRT massively changes your body and induces muscle atrophy. They kept talking about the "advantages of a male body' in sports. I was just sad that all my friends save one where believing this.

Recently, the same friend who initiated the last incident shared a Blaire White video and then started another debate around access to hormones and whether minors should transition.

I'm tired. I genuinely like that friend. I don't feel comfortable having to constantly debate my rights in spaces that should be safe. I was stupid to think that my friends would be supportive just because they're gay. I barely want to hang out with them anymore. There's been so much tensions lately in this friend group because of this and other things. I'm scared of losing people I love to baseless propaganda.

Analysis:

Straight friends do not give a shit as long as you don't hit on them.​

Gay friends getting sick of guilt by association.​

First few comments (with added highlight)

Found a selfie of the OP.
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[Apustajan apustaja]

When will trannies realize that cup size doesn't mean anything when you're a giant fucking man? ( a )
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Spoiler: My, what feminine pit stains you have!

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Coke will do that even to cis traitor women.

 

[Stan]

Titranic?
i'm quite sorry

Tagline: not even James Cameron can tell the difference!

At least this pooner realises her own obsolescence. If this wasn't presented in such a jocular manner, it could be be used as quite an effective PSA on why you shouldn't ever poon/troon out if you have any designs on a romantic relationship at any point in your life.

She acknowledges that chasers and other troons are into it, she just doesn't want to deal with people like herself. Dood... how invalidating.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Here we see the average pooner failing to understand that people generally aren't willing to date someone they aren't physically attracted to. That and the only people who would find interest in her kind are blatant fetishists.
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These poor, pathetic kids. Learning that there are hard limits out there, and that everybody's got one (including themselves, kek) after the fact of permanently mutilating themselves is tough. An epic societal and parental fail.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Titranic?
i'm quite sorry

Lusitrannya?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Lusitrannya?

Espoonia also!

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Here we see the average pooner failing to understand that people generally aren't willing to date someone they aren't physically attracted to. That and the only people who would find interest in her kind are blatant fetishists.
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I LOVE this tiktok.
The "pan" and tranny are shown as sexpests and perverts that she rejects for that reason, yet she, a pooner, at no point recognized that that's the reason why the straight man, straight woman, and the gay man rejected her. So it's okay for her to not be okay with 'tranny fetishism' and 'puppyplay', but the the straights and gays have to twist themselves in knots and validate her poonerism.

And let's be real, pooners only want gay men, their fujoshi fantasies built up from comics and stories is no different to the AGP lesbian porn addiction, only the medium is different.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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>piss poor reading comprehension
>why do you want to piss on the poor?!

Here we see the average pooner failing to understand that people generally aren't willing to date someone they aren't physically attracted to. That and the only people who would find interest in her kind are blatant fetishists.
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Very telling that she was willing to pursue straight men (willing to be in the female role), straight women (possible attraction to women?), gay men, bisexual men but never lesbians or bisexual woman and the TIF was her last resort. If she thinks that TIFs are deviants, she would never go near a TIM.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Espoonia also!

Edmund Fitzgerald (she/her)

 

[Syikeblade]

Not even weebs want trannies
And found quite a gem here:

https://www.reddit.com/u/TrappedAndThotpilled/s/GB0EldIw3m

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF's dog is telling her she'll never be a man by destroying her underwear. He only does this to woman.

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My dog is destroying my underwear
Posting this on a throw away because it’s really embarrassing but my dog keeps destroying my underwear and it’s making me really dysphoric. When he was a puppy my dog used to chew out the crotches of underwear on our house and he only ever did it to the women in my family. It’s been like 10 years since and in that time I came out and started medically transitioning. This week for whatever reason my dog decided to pick up the habit again and has destroyed four pairs of really nice boxers. For whatever reason my parents think it’s hilarious and even more so that I’m upset about it. They said I’m making a big deal about it and it’s “bound to happen to my mom and sister too”. I really didn’t like what they were implying when they said that and it just makes me really uncomfortable. I already have pretty bad bottom dysphoria and it’s just making me feel worse.

Today my dog pulled a clean pair out of the dryer and started eating them while we had company over and they all seemed to find it funny too. I’m honestly less upset about the dog and more upset about my parents treating this like some big joke and making fun of me over it. I’ve tried nicely asking them to stop but they haven’t and just call me dramatic. Wtf do I do??

 

[Tragi-Chan]

TiF's dog is telling her she'll never be a man by destroying her underwear. He only does this to woman.
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A poonhound?

 

[oishii desu]

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Not even weebs want trannies

I enjoyed going through that OP's history for a bit.

Incel to Troon pipeline

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I kinda think being trans keeps me single​

I really have huge problems with coping because I'm single. Like I wanted a relationship since 14 and all people I confessed to rejected me. The only person who didn't reject me had a huge crush and knew that body contact can ignite romantic feelings in me and yeah did enough body contact like hugging so I asked if they want to be together with me. But the relationship wasn't good, we didn't have chemistry and I felt like I was being forced into male stereotypes even though I know that they didn't do it on purpose. But idk I can't seem to see this as a "real" relationship because almost all the things I wanted to do in a relationship like making out, cuddling when feeling sad, having sex etc was not possible because they couldn't do it... So yeah after that relationship I still felt like nothing happened... I yearn for a romantic relationship, in which I can hold hands, cuddle, being there for each other, also the hot stuff but mostly the cute romantic stuff. I see couples everywhere holding hands, cuddling, being almost inseparable but I'm not able to find someone special for me. I'm a 21 year old hetero trans woman, aren't there men who want to be with me? I recently started to wear a lot of anime merch about romance anime (like your name etc), aren't there any weebs who also want a girlfriend? Every man I confessed to didn't want to have a relationship, didn't see me that way. I tried to use apps like bumble or tinder to hook up at least, but people unmatch me because I'm trans or just stop chatting... On tinder there are almost only these buff gym guys who probably want to hook up with skinny girls but I'm quite chubby, so that won't do. I tried grindr but it kinda scares me how little they want to get to know you it's just a hook up, but idk I want to have a nice time and be sure that the guy is respecting my wishes... I tried to get men to make out with me at parties but they only smile at me and giving me the feeling that they want to do a move but in the next moment they're gone... I always hope for men (okay not the creepy ones) to talk to me when I'm in public but it seems like everyone is ignoring me. I just don't understand I thought that men are so lonely and really want girlfriends but they never seem to want me as their girlfriends... There is this one guy I know who suddenly started to make a move on me via chat (he lives far away but I met him a few times at events) and he's going to visit me next week to hook up with me but idk it's not romantic at all and even though I really want to try that out it's just devastating that no one else wants to hook up with me or being in a relationship with me. Is it because I'm trans? Is it because I'm chubby? Do I think I pass but in reality I don't? Is it because I'm weird? I always thought before I realized I was trans that women are lucky that they can have a boyfriend or sex whenever they want because there are always men who would want them but now I know that only creepy guys are pursuing women and even though I am a woman and I'm giving it my best being feminine I just can't find anyone... I tried being like ironically flirty with some guys I know partially because they do the same but they always back out or don't tell me if it's weird or funny if I'm flirty. Is it sexy that I'm flirty or is it weird because I'm not pretty enough that men would want to flirt with me? I just don't get it... I never could've thought that it's so hard to find a boyfriend...

It's a shocker given this lovely lady's looks

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Also he wants to be with a doctor

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God damn it HRT!​

Since I got on progesterone a few months ago I feel my libido rising to levels I didn't even had when I was only with t... It's always men. Men. Men. Men. I work in an hospital and there are so many handsome doctors not much older than me. They're all so tall and always smile at me . I know that they're just being nice but this is so unfair that I have to be with those hot guys and can't ask them out or something nurses are below doctors in the hierarchy and so they never get asked out. Some friends of mine did get asked out from doctors but it was always creepy for them, they're in a relationship, why does a doctor try to hit on them. These people can hit on me! Some of them can do everything they want with me! It's so unfair that prog let's me get so God damn horny thinking about men... When will someone make a move on me???

 

[Accidental Protege]

My God. That might be the most autistic, incel HSTS I’ve ever encountered ITT. Is he a repressed gay man? He just seems like a classic incel-to-troon pipeline type otherwise.